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Whos line is it anyway. (scenes from a hat)

#21 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 07:35 PM

holy fuck!!! :(


ok, er

Am I gonna have to rub your nose in that?
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#22 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 07:35 PM

Bad dog!!!
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#23 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 08:31 PM

Stop licking me!
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#24 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 08:42 PM

OK, I have to give this one to Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Incidentally, Sexually Transmitted Thursday would be an awesome band name.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#25 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 08:44 PM

I concur...not that it matters.... :(
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#26 User is offline   Gem Windcaster 

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 10:06 PM

"Oh, please." - Col. Jack O'neill.


- Gem, 'nuff said.
_ In the dark I play the night, like a tune vividly fright_
So light it blows, at lark it goes _
invisible indifferent sight_
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#27 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 10:35 PM

Right then, show me:

"Things you don't want to hear over the intercom in a plane"


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#28 User is offline   Grumble 

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 10:43 PM

Goose! ... Bogey at 2 o'clock....one on our tail!!!! ... Eject!!!! ... Eject!!!!!!!
What Would Jack Do ?
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 10:49 PM

"Wait, where are we going again?"

"Oh MAN, I really need to take a big steaming crap right now."

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#30 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 10:49 PM

"Prepare the Celine Dion albums."
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#31 User is offline   caladanbrood 

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 10:51 PM

Dude, I'm so high right now!
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 11:10 PM

"why should they be the only ones to enjoy the duty free?"
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Posted 19 June 2008 - 11:24 PM

Props to Broody for the pun, but the Ill Yank Arse made me laugh the hardest, so he gets to pick.


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#34 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 12:05 AM

Ta.

Things not to say at a funeral.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 12:06 AM

Who?
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#36 User is offline   Kurt Montandon 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 12:15 AM

Illuyankas;334542 said:

Ta.

Things not to say at a funeral.



Damnit, I was going to suggest:

Things not to say at the well-attended funeral of a Hell's Angel who served in the Marines.
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 02:06 AM

"did he find out about us before he died?"

"last time we talked, I told him I never wanted to see him again. But this isn't as bad as I thought"
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#38 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 03:33 AM

"Got he looks like DEATH!"

"So when's billy coming out of his coma? Oh..."
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 04:10 AM

*pressing finger against ear piece to hear better while the eulogy is being done*

TOUCHDOWN!!!!

*everyone looks in disgust*

Oh fuck.
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Posted 20 June 2008 - 07:07 AM

~to wife~
So, now that billys dead........
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