Ganymed;308361 said:
Sacrificing a goat sounds fine, but I am afraid of the inevitable bloodstains everywhere around the sacrificing circle (my kitchen) and more importantly on the book. That would be a major irritation to me, because i have this tick, that I want my books clinically clean. I even wash my hands everytime I grab one of my books.
So most likely I would do the following: Firstly, unpack the book and temporarily faint. Then, when I come back to my senses, I lock the door, unplug the phone, shut off my cellphone. After that I prepare a feast of sweets and several litres to drink, so that I do not have to leave my room for the next few hours. Of course there will be an empty bottle around, if I have to take a leak.
After all the preparations done, I will scream at my roomie that under NO circumstances he is allowed to disturb the sanctified ground that my room has become, even if the building is in flames or the world comes to an unforseen end.
After that I will wash my trembling hands and enter "the temple". Then I will faint oncemore. And when I awake, it will be the next day and I will have to do some serious studying without having read one page of the book.
And I will weep because of the cruelty of the gods.
That is all.
Life IS unjust. I feel bad for you.
I think I'll just take my time. I think it would ruin it if I
could actually finish a Malaz book that quickly. I'll let you guys hash out all the details and then come in and start asking stupid discussed-to-death questions all over the place.
Maybe I'll take a forum break in general. I can't stay away from spoilers if they exist. Personality flaw I guess. I'd be too sorely tempted to read the TTH forum.
Is it possible for a mod to just ban you from one forum or does it have to be the whole thing?