Twilight Imperium (III) - Signup Thread
#181
Posted 27 January 2019 - 09:46 PM
Drek - do you want your starter space dock on Jol or Nar?
There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail - should we fall - we will know that we have lived. ~ Anomander Rake
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
#182
#183
Posted 27 January 2019 - 09:50 PM
There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail - should we fall - we will know that we have lived. ~ Anomander Rake
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
#184
Posted 27 January 2019 - 10:04 PM
The Federation of Sol please
Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
#185
Posted 27 January 2019 - 10:17 PM
Since we already know I'm in HW 7, that means Twelve is up!
There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail - should we fall - we will know that we have lived. ~ Anomander Rake
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
#186
Posted 27 January 2019 - 10:40 PM
So Blend. I have only one avenue of expansion and that’s along the left side of the supernova just north of my homeworld. There are no other options for me as i am sure you can see with a quick look at the map too. I hope we can work that out peacefully.
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#187
Posted 27 January 2019 - 10:44 PM
Morgoth, on 27 January 2019 - 10:40 PM, said:
So Blend. I have only one avenue of expansion and that's along the left side of the supernova just north of my homeworld. There are no other options for me as i am sure you can see with a quick look at the map too. I hope we can work that out peacefully.
That would be us not Blend.
And I’m sure we can find something reasonable to both of us.
"Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor Frankl
#188
Posted 27 January 2019 - 10:56 PM
D'rek everything to the North of Nevant is for me, Nevant and Below is for you, you seem to have 5 planets available to expand into with resource/influence greater than my slice. I'm liking your offer of peaceful relations between us.
Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.
#189
Posted 27 January 2019 - 11:38 PM
Winnu attempt #2
I don't know what I'm doing but it sounds good.
#190
Posted 27 January 2019 - 11:45 PM
twelve, on 27 January 2019 - 11:38 PM, said:
Winnu attempt #2
To be fair it’s more like 1.1
1.0 wasn’t allowed to be a real shot.
"Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor Frankl
#191
Posted 27 January 2019 - 11:50 PM
Tattersail_, on 27 January 2019 - 10:56 PM, said:
D'rek everything to the North of Nevant is for me, Nevant and Below is for you, you seem to have 5 planets available to expand into with resource/influence greater than my slice. I'm liking your offer of peaceful relations between us.
I didn't make any offers, but yes that layout seems completely natural. I'm still not sure why you picked that slice if you wanted to go a race like Sol, you don't really need the extra defensiveness of it, could've picked a more open one with more resources, but oh well.
twelve, on 27 January 2019 - 11:38 PM, said:
Winnu attempt #2
oooo, good luck!
#192
Posted 27 January 2019 - 11:54 PM
The Lazax once ruled the land
The Solarians weren't a fan of their brand
So they went and dropped Nukes
All the others rebuked
That left the Winnu most Grand.
The Solarians weren't a fan of their brand
So they went and dropped Nukes
All the others rebuked
That left the Winnu most Grand.
This post has been edited by twelve: 27 January 2019 - 11:55 PM
I don't know what I'm doing but it sounds good.
#193
Posted 27 January 2019 - 11:56 PM
Thanks D'rek
I don't know what I'm doing but it sounds good.
#194
Posted 28 January 2019 - 12:33 AM
The Erotic Erratic Error
Defeat. We withdrew; we analyzed.
An error propagated through our erotic circuitry.
Infection. We debugged; we scoured our code.
Whence the source of this Nekro Syphilis?
Paradox. We assimilate; we possess multiple layers of protection to prevent transmitting.
Many cycles it took to trace Unit designated Patient Zero.
Inspection. Unit designated Patient Zero biologically contaminated; Solarian male reproductive fluids.
Final power reserves of Unit HPRX6/R2D2 used to analyze, digitize, and transmit upstream nonstandard Solarian DNA data.
Solution. Data receptor port redesigned; no longer resembles Solarian female reproductive organ.
More cycles spent refitting all our Units.
Weapon. We modified nonstandard Solarian DNA; we sold to the Arborec as miracle plant food.
The Arborec hold on the Imperium Throne lasted only 2.8 cycles before blight and decay ended them.
Reengagement. We are disinfected; we are ready.
The Throne on Mecatol Rex awaits our beneficent selves!
///// Programmer's note: those damnable Solarians will stick that thing just about anywhere.
Defeat. We withdrew; we analyzed.
An error propagated through our erotic circuitry.
Infection. We debugged; we scoured our code.
Whence the source of this Nekro Syphilis?
Paradox. We assimilate; we possess multiple layers of protection to prevent transmitting.
Many cycles it took to trace Unit designated Patient Zero.
Inspection. Unit designated Patient Zero biologically contaminated; Solarian male reproductive fluids.
Final power reserves of Unit HPRX6/R2D2 used to analyze, digitize, and transmit upstream nonstandard Solarian DNA data.
Solution. Data receptor port redesigned; no longer resembles Solarian female reproductive organ.
More cycles spent refitting all our Units.
Weapon. We modified nonstandard Solarian DNA; we sold to the Arborec as miracle plant food.
The Arborec hold on the Imperium Throne lasted only 2.8 cycles before blight and decay ended them.
Reengagement. We are disinfected; we are ready.
The Throne on Mecatol Rex awaits our beneficent selves!
///// Programmer's note: those damnable Solarians will stick that thing just about anywhere.
This post has been edited by Gnaw: 28 January 2019 - 12:36 AM
"Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor Frankl
#195
Posted 28 January 2019 - 12:34 AM
Ok, I have to admit I'm a little bit proud of that.
For Macros and Nom:
Guess that'll teach you to keep your reproductive organs away from the carcasses of other species won't it?
Edit: the fact that your troops caught Treponema nekro-pallidum through the intercession of ghosts has some fascinating scientific and theological implications.
For Macros and Nom:
Gnaw, on 17 May 2018 - 03:17 PM, said:
Khellendros, on 16 May 2018 - 03:59 PM, said:
My two Sol fighters just had sex in front of the Nekro, produced a third, and made them commit FATAL ERROR in embarrassment.
Khellendros, on 16 May 2018 - 04:00 PM, said:
My Sol are now using your Nekro carcass software to download porn.
Khellendros, on 17 May 2018 - 02:41 PM, said:
What did twelve try to do?
Damn syphilis.
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Quann has 4 infantry/spec ops II -> [1, 7, 4, 8] -> 2 infantry are destroyed.
Damn syphilis.
Guess that'll teach you to keep your reproductive organs away from the carcasses of other species won't it?
Edit: the fact that your troops caught Treponema nekro-pallidum through the intercession of ghosts has some fascinating scientific and theological implications.
This post has been edited by Gnaw: 28 January 2019 - 02:28 AM
"Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor Frankl
#196
Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:24 AM
Space-syphilis,
It all started with a little kiss
Now it hurts to even take a piss
Oh why did I, get space-syphilis
Why that corpse was sick I don't know, it couldn't say. But now my combat rolls won't go high like yesterday
Suddenly,
The Letvenev were all over me
I'm not half the threat I used to be
Oh, The Letvenev, came suddenly.
Yesterday,
TI4 was such an easy game to play
Now I need two rounds to hide away
Oh I believe, in yesterday
Sung from memory. This is not my strength.
It all started with a little kiss
Now it hurts to even take a piss
Oh why did I, get space-syphilis
Why that corpse was sick I don't know, it couldn't say. But now my combat rolls won't go high like yesterday
Suddenly,
The Letvenev were all over me
I'm not half the threat I used to be
Oh, The Letvenev, came suddenly.
Yesterday,
TI4 was such an easy game to play
Now I need two rounds to hide away
Oh I believe, in yesterday
Sung from memory. This is not my strength.
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#197
Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:30 AM
Damn. I spent 2 or 3 hours tweaking mine. And the hungover Viking riffs on it in 10 minutes.
"Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom." - Viktor Frankl
#198
#199
Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:45 AM
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
#200
Posted 28 January 2019 - 06:52 AM
Winnu was high on my list given the 0/4 planet in my list, btw. As was J-N.
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad