Naming a Kendo Sword
#1
Posted 05 November 2012 - 03:45 AM
So im part of a kendo club at my school and we all were told to name our swords.
Im having some trouble coming up with a name.
Any ideas?
Im having some trouble coming up with a name.
Any ideas?
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#2
Posted 05 November 2012 - 03:47 AM
Fuck.
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#3
Posted 05 November 2012 - 03:48 AM
Sorry, couldn't resist
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#4
Posted 05 November 2012 - 03:49 AM
Chance.
"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
#5
Posted 05 November 2012 - 03:49 AM
Or the other obvious one.
Dragnipur.
Dragnipur.
"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
#7
Posted 05 November 2012 - 04:16 AM
Does it have to be serious? I would go with Baguette.
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#8
Posted 05 November 2012 - 04:43 AM
Pickles the Sword!
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#9
Posted 05 November 2012 - 04:46 AM
Julienne. Or maybe Ginsu.
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#10
Posted 05 November 2012 - 05:19 AM
Durendal!
Or, you know, Dragnipur.
Or, you know, Dragnipur.
Suck it Errant!
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#11
Posted 05 November 2012 - 05:28 AM
Grief/Vengeance?
Havok?
Pointy-Thing?
Romneys Revenge?
Ridicule Reducer?
Tongue Loosener?
K-K-K-Kendo Breaker!
Claptrap?
Ludicrous Lascerator?
Ace of Spades? (comes with its own theme music!)
Rib-Tickler?
Havok?
Pointy-Thing?
Romneys Revenge?
Ridicule Reducer?
Tongue Loosener?
K-K-K-Kendo Breaker!
Claptrap?
Ludicrous Lascerator?
Ace of Spades? (comes with its own theme music!)
Rib-Tickler?
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#12
Posted 05 November 2012 - 05:33 AM
Charizard.
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#13
Posted 05 November 2012 - 07:13 AM
Gaaah. I'm sorry, but this is actually a bit stupid. We had the same practice in the army where we had to give our rifle a girl's name. It makes absolutely zero difference, antropomorphizing your sword will most likely not make you a better kendo fighter, or give you a closer relationship to it.
But, in the spirit of the thread I suggest you name it "Hammer"
But, in the spirit of the thread I suggest you name it "Hammer"
Screw you all, and have a nice day!
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#17
Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:13 AM
Call it "If you think this sword is big long & hard..."
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#19
Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:37 AM
Fidelacchius
The Sword of Faith. It has the form of a katana
Dresden Files, Hello?
The Sword of Faith. It has the form of a katana
Dresden Files, Hello?
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#20
Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:43 AM
I like Chance. Considering it's a shinai, for kendo, perhaps go for Kikai (機会). I think that's correct.
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