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Win Advance Reading Copies of Esslemont's Return of the Crimson Guard

#141 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 10:28 PM

This thread makes me laugh. I just read through the whole thing and was about to offer my finest lady love to Pat but then discovered the competition is closed. His loss *sniff*

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#142 pat5150

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Posted 23 April 2008 - 11:47 PM

I'm still open to bribes, you know. . .

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#143 lokiman

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 01:52 AM

Wait! The comp' is over!? Now how will I be able to give Pat a legion of devoted stripper/bodygaurds, if there is nothing for me to win!!!!

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#144 Macros

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 02:07 AM

but who won? my thoroughly soikled unjderwear canb not take any more abuse pat, tell us who in the hell woni!!!!!

#145 Dancer+

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 10:05 AM

Macros, wait for a few more days (say 3). Purge this from your mind, no one wants you tormented

#146 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 10:09 AM

Oooh! Oooh! I do I do!

Please sir, I want him tormented!!!

#147 Macros

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 10:48 AM

hmmm, I dont remeber making that post tbh. but you're right, my torment only serves to gratify the twisted sexual urges of the TT

ETA, holy shjit theres going to be one of the subter's special eds of gotm up for grabs, if iwas gauranteed to win that i ould happily sacrifice my WIN from this comp

#148 Obdigore

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 01:13 PM

hes going to have a lot of stuff up for grabs. I plan on winning them all.

For the good of the board, because if I win, I wont go insane waiting for them to come through snail mail to my door, unlike many of you. I think that is the safest way to go Pat. Think of the board denziens.

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#149 Mentalist

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Posted 24 April 2008 - 03:42 PM

huh?
I've never won anyhting (in fact this is the first contest of Pat's that i've entered). I have had no complaints about my postal service, except for when they've fucked up the adresses on my cheques.. but that was money-related.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#150 Sparkimus

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 07:51 PM

So we'll know within the next 3 days if we won?

I really need something new to read...Malazan related that is...since that's about the only thing i'm interested in reading these days.

Btw, is the contest extended to us US boys? I know most of you are across the pond.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.

#151 Mentalist

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 08:14 PM

yup... Pat's from Montreal and his lates contest winners list someon from france.. So I think he ships worldwide...

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#152 Dunsparrow

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 08:48 PM

Every time I see a new reply on this thread I get all hopeful that the winner has been announced. I hate suspense

#153 Kurt Montandon

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 08:50 PM

Dunsparrow;295174 said:

Every time I see a new reply on this thread I get all hopeful that the winner has been announced. I hate suspense

So this post is going to completely screw with you, isn't it?

#154 Dunsparrow

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 09:59 PM

kmmontandon;295176 said:

So this post is going to completely screw with you, isn't it?

Yes, but posting back and doing the same to everyone else makes me feel a little better

#155 Mentalist

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Posted 25 April 2008 - 11:42 PM

I get a feeling the announcement will be up tomorrow as I come back from my exam (after 5PM EST), and before I go off to celebrate.
If I win, I'll get drunk to celebrate winning
If I don't, I'll get drunk to drown my sorrow and envy at the winner

Either way, I'll win

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
THE CONTESTtm WINNER--чемпіон самоконтролю

Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#156 Urb

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Posted 26 April 2008 - 08:39 AM

I'm posting this just to annoy Dunsparrow...

Also, a towel

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considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"

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#157 Dunsparrow

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Posted 26 April 2008 - 10:48 AM

No rep for you!!!

#158 Urb

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Posted 26 April 2008 - 11:05 AM

hehe

The leader, his audience still,
considered their scholarly will.
He lowered his head
and with anguish he said,
"But how will we teach them to kill?"

-some poet on reddit