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Win Advance Reading Copies of Esslemont's Return of the Crimson Guard

#181 Slum

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 03:24 AM

Darkwatch;296235 said:

Since when do you live in Florida?

And no eight years is not enough to bury joke material!

Dammit if GWB can get elected winner after the fact, then I, Slumgrumpy Sizzlecrotch, can too!!

#182 Darkwatch

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 03:24 AM

Slumgullion Spitteler;296239 said:

Dammit if GWB can get elected president after the fact, then I, Slumgrumpy Sizzlecrotch, can too!!

With a name like that you'd have my support.

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#183 Zanth13

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 03:40 AM

we have no choice but to eat Dancer...

I know I know, I like him too, but you know... no choice

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music

#184 Vengeance

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very good...;)

Posted 28 April 2008 - 04:12 AM

Congrats Dancer.....

- Vengeance notes I shall be joining Abyss for a nice meal of Dancers Brainzzzz in a week after he has read the book......

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
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#185 Mentalist

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 04:37 AM

Well Daaaaaamn...
Congratz, tho, no hard feeling, seriously.

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#186 Dancer+

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 06:21 AM

Thank you, Pat. I'm very happy, obviously

I'm really quite surprised although we all had that feeling deep down. Thanks for the congratulations people

You're all great - I'm sure you'll all win competitions into the future (if you keep on entering).

#187 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 09:00 AM

Congratulations you utter, utter git.

*tracks down Dancers address and slips on cat burgular uniform*

#188 Macros

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 09:49 AM

bah, I should have known, typical manchester sneak in with the win when I'm not looking.
congrats

#189 bubba

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 09:52 AM

*sniff* congrats Dancer...*sniff*.....I can't begrudge a fellow Rush fan. ....*sniff*..

#190 caladanbrood

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 09:54 AM

Now I need some sort of plot to obtain it using illegal methods...

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#191 Flawed

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Id like some peace....

Posted 28 April 2008 - 11:54 AM

Thelomen Toblerone;295909 said:

No, I did!

You may now return to roaming the streets of Bournemouth, and balancing on that stupid surfboard stuck in the wall by the beach which every single person that ever goes there seems to do.

Hey the sufboards a highly valued part of Bournemouth society. You only have to look at the urin stains around the base.

Thats art that is.....

Well done Dancer. Ill trade you a mirror?

"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

EQ 10

#192 Obdigore

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 01:38 PM

He is from Bath, England?

I need to take a trip out there... Dancer, let me know when it arrives, so I can come and .... say hi.

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#193 Aptorian

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 01:45 PM

So have we begun planning timetables for the forum members who will take turns keeping watch on Dancers mailbox? Have we found someone who can forge Dancers ID? Who scans the book and sends us an e-mail with the information?

I'm in Denmark, but I would be willing to drop out of this semester, to take a watch on weekends

Apt, plan B involves a van, family members and a ransom demand. Plan C involves rockets and roadfunner feed.

#194 Chaos

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 05:37 PM

Congrats mate, no hard feelings. Just very sharp knives

#195 Quick~

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 10:40 PM

*my train ticket to bath has been purchased Â¬_Â¬

#196 Dancer+

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Posted 28 April 2008 - 11:05 PM

If anyone wants to stay around my place whilst in Bath attempting to rob me it should be okay. Just give me ten minutes notice

#197 Zanth13

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 04:50 AM

Dancer;296978 said:

If anyone wants to stay around my place whilst in Bath attempting to rob me it should be okay. Just give me ten minutes notice

Did he say when he was going to mail it out?

and are you going to get it before the people who paid for the super duper expensive ROTCG with organ money?

You can't find me because I'm lost in the music

#198 lokiman

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 08:59 AM

Well, congra*sniff*dula*hic*tions Dancer!
I'm not crying, I swear!

Remember, God lets good looking people into Heaven. That said, you're one ugly Bastard.

#199 lokiman

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 09:03 AM

Everytime you flip a page, you'll hear one of us cry.

Remember, God lets good looking people into Heaven. That said, you're one ugly Bastard.

#200 Dancer+

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Posted 29 April 2008 - 10:14 AM

Zanth13;297102 said:

Did he say when he was going to mail it out?

and are you going to get it before the people who paid for the super duper expensive ROTCG with organ money?

Err...maybe. Although I think there was mention of armed guards and the secret service

The answer to the second question is yes.