Dark dingy cave, 1897, fork or spoon?

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Dark dingy cave, 1897, fork or spoon?

#1 Dancer+

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:33 PM

Owing to the recent quality of polls I thought I would construct one which took my fancy

The rules are as follows: You are stuck in a dark dingy cave. Your aim, escape. The year is 1897 and there are no combined forms of forks/spoons/knifes. Just the original modern day models. The spoon/fork is of a strong make/material, your entire hope/escape relies on this instrument.

A few questions in the air, do you take the fork to end your suffering? Or is the forks forky bits too unreliable? Do the spoons bend too much?

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:34 PM

Take the fork because i can try to dig out with it using my hands and then when that doesnt work to well I can kill myself. 100 percent of the people for the fork...its a landslide victory for ....me. mwuhahahaha

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:41 PM

Clearly the answer is Rambo.

Huh? What's that noise?

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:43 PM

Sorry, it was me knocking on the wall behind you.

I pick...er...I forgot.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:44 PM

I can see you've played knifey-spoony before!

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:46 PM

Dancer;254289 said:

Sorry, it was me knocking on the wall behind you.

I pick...er...I forgot.

you forgot what your gonna pick or you forgot morse code? Or do you forget what you forgot?

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:47 PM

Spoon. Easier to slowly dig away at whatever is blocking my escape. Plus...if I find any mud pudding...I can eat it easier

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 08:53 PM

Xander;254298 said:

Spoon. Easier to slowly dig away at whatever is blocking my escape. Plus...if I find any mud pudding...I can eat it easier

The only way your finding mud pudding xander is if you make it yourself yummy delicious urine smelling mud pudding....DELICIOUS

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:01 PM

Guys, I was trying to be serious.

I'd go with the spoon for little more reason than I prefer it as a eating utensil and I wouldn't trust the fork. A snapped fork is more useless than a firework show for the sensory deprieved.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:03 PM

Dancer;254323 said:

Not for suicide though just because you can shove the snapped off part right in your eyeball.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:07 PM

Well that wouldn't kill you, it would just hurt more than...

...no, wait.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:09 PM

My Question Is This Werent They Using Wooden Eating Utensils In 1897?

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:11 PM

If your goal is escape, then why would you want the fork to kill yourself?
YOU MAKE NO SENSE!

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:13 PM

wolf_2099;254337 said:

If your goal is escape, then why would you want the fork to kill yourself?
YOU MAKE NO SENSE!

I already tried escaping it didnt work I been digging for days so now im depressed and just want to end it.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:13 PM

I would go with the spoon, That way I could try to dig my way out....Or kill Dancer with the handle.....Quit bumping me....Huh who's there.....

How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:18 PM

IT'S DULL, YOU TWIT, IT'LL HURT MORE

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 09:19 PM

And thats why I hate Michael Bolton and Kevin Costner.

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:21 PM

Why no knife?

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Posted 05 February 2008 - 10:23 PM

Illuyankas;254346 said:

IT'S DULL, YOU TWIT, IT'LL HURT MORE

Who has a sharp fork?

I think the difference between spearing yourself through the eye with a spoon or fork into your brain matter doesn't make much of a difference.

But alas. I choose spoon. Easier to scoop out the eye to get to the brains.

Hmm, possibly the same type of spoon zombies use.

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