[Dancer+]

Almunia left quite a while ago when he first obtained an injury, probably about 8-10 gameweeks ago. I hope you get top of the April listings in this league I'll settle for third behind Flawed as well.

Dancer;288836 said:

I remember putting Lampard in as my captain, he scored 50 points. This time it won't happen however, Joe Cole will be the star of the day with Lampard being rested for Tuesday because of a suspected virus.

My gut feeling was right. No Lampard and Joe Cole receiving 3 bonus points

[caladanbrood]

Excellent predictions, maestro.

[Grumble]

[quote=Flawed;220626]HERE I COME, HERE I COME HERE I COME! HERE I COME HER I COME HERE I COOOOOOOOOOOME!

No, this isnt some thread about overly loud people visiting Amsterdam. Its about me hopping up the table a bit more this week. Im now in 6th:

1 Noteveninterested FC Just Sam 45 593
2 Krons Undead XI Lance Lowe 63 580
3 Wickan Athletic Liz Harrison 72 574
4 TBC douglas mackenzie 51 573
5 Hammers Robert Sampson 57 543
6 The Acended 11! Fla Wed 63 519
7 The mighty devils Rob Owen 27 509
8 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 61 508
8 fidgenation fidge fidge 40 508
10 Benson's Bawbags David Nosneb 51 500
11 terminators Tom Farrar 48 496
12 ComeBackKings Neil Harvey 54 484
13 The Malaz Empire Scott Williams 48 481
14 Autobots Optimus Prime 42 480
15 Rooks'n'Ravens John F 58 476
16 ancient 'n' loyal Nick Owen 45 474
17 clan mcleod Bob Owen 27 464
18 Dreams Turn Dusty Anexa Wilhelmsson 50 455
19 K.Galain Rovers ben doran 64 437
20 Latics_Warriors steve Owen 51 437
21 Six Foots Plus taiwo yomi 41 435
22 MottWoodXI Mott Irregular 55 433
23 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 21 430
24 The Shaved Knuckles Sapper Grumble 41 424
25 K-Town Rangers dave cooper 45 415
26 Hatchet's Warriors Pete Hatchet 31 390
27 the young guns graham dewberry 32 357

November ..... and I'm 24th and even more embarrassing behind Brood . Unlike Brood however I have been unable to stay consistently cr*p and I will be dissapointed if I don't finish 6th.

Anyone else had a Lazarus like season.

[Dancer+]

I've had a few terrible months where I've lost 200 points (in total) or so to fellow competitors.

On another entirely unrelated ntoe, ComebackKings will beat me, I know it!

[Sir Bob]

ehh 4th what i tought i was in 3rd!!damnation, oh well i need a new thinking hat, thats all that is wrong and maybe some thinking glasses then im cooking with gass!!!

[Dancer+]

Sir Bob, that was the table in November!

[Flawed]

Whats been going on then chaps?

[Dancer+]

Grumble's confusing Bob who in turn has taken his frustration out on Comebackkings offscreen in a most violent and virulent manner. This has mainly served one purpose; to anger last place into starting a colossal charge. I've called together a meeting of all of the wise members to come to a conclusion on how to stop last place winning, of course it's also a chance to subvert other leading members and ensure Team Handsome win the day.

So not much really. Everyone should be aware the deadline is tomorrow.

[Flawed]

The deadlines tomorrow!!!?

What!

* cue general gasping and posing in nearest reflective surface *

[Dancer+]

I've made two changes which means I drop down a place - handsome personified. Ronaldo will not be my captain this week.

[Mezla PigDog]

Once more the forward line at PigDog FC has been changed. My combination of forwards has barely scored all season. All of my forwards have had scoring streaks but they always end as I buy them or start as I sell them!! Tevez, Santa Cruz and Kenwyn Jones being prime examples. Now I've transferred in Cole from West Ham who I started the season with.......I think. I just don't know anymore :confused: Lucky my midfield has been scoring!

[Dancer+]

And your defence generally keeping clean sheets. Am I crazy removing Ronaldo as captain? Only time will tell.

[caladanbrood]

I think I'm gonna go make one change, right now, dependant on who's playing Derby or Fulham.

[Dancer+]

You can choose between West Ham at home against Derby or Liverpool away to Fulham. It's difficult to know which West Ham player will actually make an impact at Derby if at all. Does anyone have an idea on who may make an impact?

(I have already made my transfers)

[caladanbrood]

I went for Barry in for Bentley instead. Ashton has been on a good run of form recently, but I don't trust him to play well for me, with his shifty eyes and his malcontentish bleached hair;)

Barry, by contrast, is on fire recently, and is playing against Birmingham...

I'm not sure about goalkeepers though. Howard is playing against Chelsea, so this could crash and burn, but I don't know if Cerny is playing for Spurs this week instead of Robinson. I suppose if I put Cerny in and he doesn't play, he'll get automatically replaced by Howard yarp?

[Dancer+]

yeah, that is right. Your safest bet in that instance. I've got Howard (v Chelsea) and Kirkland (v Tottenham), the prospect doesn't look too good but the rest of my defence looks reasonably sturdy. They are against Bolton, Fulham and Reading.

I'm considering making Barry my captain. I'm still undecided, the Thursday deadline is offputting as my instincts will change between thursday and saturday.

[Mezla PigDog]

I've only played 2 keepers all season! I bought the cheapest keeper on the list as my sub and had Reiner most of the season. Then I transferred him for James to free up some cash for forwards. You lot are all Tinker Men.

[Dancer+]

The problem with my tinkering is it's cost me way in excess of 75 points this year. 75 points would place me second I wonder how many points I would be better off, if at all, if I stuck to one transfer a gameweek.

[caladanbrood]

Tinkering is fun!!

Also, when I stopped tinkering and basically ignored it for a few months, I free-fell, hence my present dire straits:(

[Dancer+]

Who should I make Captain? Help me.