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#201 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 26 November 2007 - 12:23 PM

My team and tactics selection were inspired by Steve McClaren this week *takes a bow*
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Posted 26 November 2007 - 12:27 PM

Mezla PigDog;227705 said:

My team and tactics selection were inspired by Steve McClaren this week *takes a bow*


I'm glad someone's got an inspiritional role model :D
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Posted 29 November 2007 - 08:19 AM

Hey Lance!! Check the table out now.

Good weeks for the Handsome family. The most handsomest one of all with 81 points! 81! How is that even possible. Well! it involves jelly!:

# Team Manager Gameweek Total
1 Noteveninterested FC Just Sam 75 736
2 Krons Undead XI Lance Lowe 75 719
3 Wickan Athletic Liz Harrison 46 691
4 TBC douglas mackenzie 32 677
5 Hammers Robert Sampson 43 652
6 The Acended 11! Fla Wed 81 644
7 terminators Tom Farrar 80 643
8 Benson's Bawbags David Nosneb 75 627
9 fidgenation fidge fidge 42 625
10 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 51 617
11 Rooks'n'Ravens John F 66 611
12 ComeBackKings Neil Harvey 44 592
13 The mighty devils Rob Owen 36 590
14 ancient 'n' loyal Nick Owen 42 586
15 Autobots Optimus Prime 37 573
16 The Malaz Empire Scott Williams 20 572
17 MottWoodXI Mott Irregular 57 552
18 clan mcleod Bob Owen 31 549
19 Latics_Warriors steve Owen 48 541
20 Dreams Turn Dusty Anexa Wilhelmsson 23 535
21 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 39 522
22 The Shaved Knuckles Sapper Grumble 39 517
23 K.Galain Rovers ben doran 31 514
24 K-Town Rangers dave cooper 30 514
25 Six Foots Plus taiwo yomi 31 507
26 the young guns graham dewberry 46 467
27 Hatchet's Warriors Pete Hatchet 20 444
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 09:10 AM

Pff...it wasn't a good week for me.

I scored equal lowest at 20 points, even Brood beat me ;) I demand composition for illicit practice.
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#205 User is offline   Lancelot 

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 09:12 AM

*Sharp intake of breath*

S'okay i dont mind it when its your missus on top:heyhey:

Oh yeah i went there again!! No stoppin me:p
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Posted 29 November 2007 - 09:48 AM

Lancelot;229168 said:

*Sharp intake of breath*

S'okay i dont mind it when its your missus on top:heyhey:

Oh yeah i went there again!! No stoppin me:p


Horrid man!

Youve got a good team there though. Other then your above wishful thinking youve got a good chance to win.

Shame i cant really think of a prize. I suppose the winner could get rep from everyone else for winning? Is that a good idea? Its about the only thing i can think of really.
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 10:20 AM

I think that's fair.

I'd be up for that even though my chances of winning are almost zero, I'm only fifty points above Brood :p

Just joking my friend ;)
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Posted 29 November 2007 - 10:31 AM

Well if people all agree then ill make it official in a really handsome way.

Let me know guys
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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#209 User is offline   Lancelot 

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 11:00 AM

Seconded!!!
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Posted 29 November 2007 - 11:05 AM

Well thats 3 of us, only another 24 to go!
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 03:56 PM

Does your wife agree to allow me to substitute in her place to receive the rep if she wins?

It's only fair...;)
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#212 User is offline   Lancelot 

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 04:00 PM

Ha! Really didnt know which way that last post was going till the end!!

Stupid innuendoes in my head.
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Posted 29 November 2007 - 06:12 PM

You and your overwhelming desire to catch mr.handsome's wife...

What are we going to do with you?

- Dancer, would also like to point out she'd never leave the Flawless King anyway...
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Posted 29 November 2007 - 07:33 PM

She wouldnt leave me mainly because im handsome but also because im handsome.

Its a win win situation
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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#215 User is offline   Sir Bob 

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Posted 29 November 2007 - 09:19 PM

bad this week this week im in hiding, just not doing a good job of it!!
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain(wrong series, ed)

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*hugs*
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Posted 06 December 2007 - 09:42 AM

Well guys, after yesterdays mid week match between the Gunners and Newcastle the table stands such:

# Team Manager Gameweek Total
1 Noteveninterested FC Just Sam 59 783
2 Krons Undead XI Lance Lowe 61 780
3 TBC douglas mackenzie 83 760
4 Wickan Athletic Liz Harrison 61 752
5 The Acended 11! Fla Wed 75 715
6 terminators Tom Farrar 67 710
7 Benson's Bawbags David Nosneb 80 707
8 fidgenation fidge fidge 63 688
9 Hammers Robert Sampson 33 685
10 Rooks'n'Ravens John F 69 680
11 ComeBackKings Neil Harvey 71 663
12 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 35 652
13 Autobots Optimus Prime 75 648
14 ancient 'n' loyal Nick Owen 59 645
15 The mighty devils Rob Owen 53 643
16 The Malaz Empire Scott Williams 67 639
17 MottWoodXI Mott Irregular 76 628
18 Latics_Warriors steve Owen 48 589
19 Dreams Turn Dusty Anexa Wilhelmsson 47 582
20 The Shaved Knuckles Sapper Grumble 64 581
21 clan mcleod Bob Owen 26 575
22 K.Galain Rovers ben doran 60 574
23 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 42 564
24 Six Foots Plus taiwo yomi 47 554
25 K-Town Rangers dave cooper 35 549
26 the young guns graham dewberry 42 509
27 Hatchet's Warriors Pete Hatchet 23 467


Id like to point out that Team handsome has moved up another place and we will soon be top.................if the other half doesnt mind that is.
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 06 December 2007 - 11:02 AM

I would like to repeat, for the benefit of my adoring fans.

I have a plan.

And also to reassure everyone, if my plan is to fail, at least the Flawless King will claim his rightful title. It's a win-win situation for any good benign lust-filled citizen.
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Posted 06 December 2007 - 12:20 PM

Listen to Dancer, he knows his stuff!
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 06 December 2007 - 12:25 PM

It's generally quite annoying when you think how close things are to a generally monumental total.

If one goal less had happened, someone played an extra half and someone wasn't injured. Both Fabregas and Essien were injured which left my midfield with only one midfielder...

I would had at least 15 points extra, and most likely another 20 into the bargain.

Taking my total for the week to over 100.

Anyone else have tales of sadness? Any curses to direct at injured players or at general idiots who cost your team potential glory?
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#220 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 06 December 2007 - 12:26 PM

Wahhhh! Wickan Athletic have a midfield injury and suspension crisis! Might have to go crazy and use that wild card.
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