Malaz Fantasy League
#101
Posted 27 August 2007 - 02:39 PM
Well! I’ve been at Butlins in Bognor for a week and unable to tweak my team or shout exhortations at the screen when my goalie lets in 6.
Here is the latest standings after game week 4:
Position: Team: Manager: W4 Overall:
1 TBC douglas mackenzie 57 173
2 Benson's Bawbags David Nosneb 46 171
3 clan mcleod Bob Owen 40 167
4 The Acended 11! Fla Wed 36 167
5 The mighty devils Rob Owen 52 163
6 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 39 160
7 Krons Undead XI Lance Lowe 40 158
8 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 51 157
9 Autobots Optimus Prime 41 152
10 The Shaved Knuckles Sapper Grumble 22 148
10 K.Galain Rovers ben doran 31 148
Its very close. I’m not liking the fact I’ve now slipped to 4th but as i said i was away from the pc ( nods in approval of own excuseage )
(Nods again at my own inventiveness at words )
Mezla may be pleased with her slight rise and lets face it the only way is up ( Yazz i think )
Oh and Drinks in Bars you’ve slipped chap to 10th.
Good league all-round i feel though. About time Jaskeleinen pulled his finger out!
Here is the latest standings after game week 4:
Position: Team: Manager: W4 Overall:
1 TBC douglas mackenzie 57 173
2 Benson's Bawbags David Nosneb 46 171
3 clan mcleod Bob Owen 40 167
4 The Acended 11! Fla Wed 36 167
5 The mighty devils Rob Owen 52 163
6 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 39 160
7 Krons Undead XI Lance Lowe 40 158
8 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 51 157
9 Autobots Optimus Prime 41 152
10 The Shaved Knuckles Sapper Grumble 22 148
10 K.Galain Rovers ben doran 31 148
Its very close. I’m not liking the fact I’ve now slipped to 4th but as i said i was away from the pc ( nods in approval of own excuseage )
(Nods again at my own inventiveness at words )
Mezla may be pleased with her slight rise and lets face it the only way is up ( Yazz i think )
Oh and Drinks in Bars you’ve slipped chap to 10th.
Good league all-round i feel though. About time Jaskeleinen pulled his finger out!
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
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#102
Posted 30 August 2007 - 12:45 AM
hey im top despite the fact between tevez, berbetov, forsell and martians they have only scored 1 goal(did not have martians when he scored)!! bloody fecking lazy ba**ards the lot of em!!!
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain(wrong series, ed)
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#103
Posted 02 September 2007 - 09:51 AM
3 more games to go today and this is the standings before:
# Team Manager Gameweek Total
1 TBC douglas mackenzie 21 194
2 The mighty devils Rob Owen 28 191
3 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 30 190
3 Benson's Bawbags David Nosneb 19 190
5 The Acended 11! Fla Wed 23 190
6 Krons Undead XI Lance Lowe 30 188
7 clan mcleod Bob Owen 19 186
8 Autobots Optimus Prime 23 175
9 The Shaved Knuckles Sapper Grumble 26 174
10 The Malaz Empire Scott Williams 28 170
11 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 13 170
Sir Bob is still in the lead but it looks like Handsome FC will be top by then end. Oh sorry i ment Te Acended 11
Come on!
# Team Manager Gameweek Total
1 TBC douglas mackenzie 21 194
2 The mighty devils Rob Owen 28 191
3 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 30 190
3 Benson's Bawbags David Nosneb 19 190
5 The Acended 11! Fla Wed 23 190
6 Krons Undead XI Lance Lowe 30 188
7 clan mcleod Bob Owen 19 186
8 Autobots Optimus Prime 23 175
9 The Shaved Knuckles Sapper Grumble 26 174
10 The Malaz Empire Scott Williams 28 170
11 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 13 170
Sir Bob is still in the lead but it looks like Handsome FC will be top by then end. Oh sorry i ment Te Acended 11
Come on!
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
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#104
Posted 02 September 2007 - 10:30 AM
Back in the top ten and half my players are playing today
so hopefully things improve soundly.
Whoever had Alonso picked in their team, especially if he was their captain has done great things this week. Personally Anelka never let me down.

Whoever had Alonso picked in their team, especially if he was their captain has done great things this week. Personally Anelka never let me down.
#105
Posted 02 September 2007 - 08:36 PM
And of course I still hadn't put Berbatov back in after his injury

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#106
Posted 03 September 2007 - 09:20 AM
Cesspit Fabregas has single handedly got me back on track! I'm slowly rising up the rankings now that my team has had time to gel! Up to 18th now and only 4 points behind DiB

Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#108
Posted 03 September 2007 - 11:00 AM
Ha!!! I say it again Ha! Nuff said.
Let There Be A Way Through The Waters
#109
Posted 03 September 2007 - 12:25 PM
1 Krons Undead XI Lance Lowe 63 221
2 The Acended 11! Fla Wed 46 213
3 clan mcleod Bob Owen 45 212
4 The mighty devils Rob Owen 48 211
5 Benson's Bawbags David Nosneb 33 204
6 TBC douglas mackenzie 30 203
7 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 38 198
8 The Malaz Empire Scott Williams 54 196
9 Autobots Optimus Prime 41 193
10 The Shaved Knuckles Sapper Grumble 43 191
11 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 32 189
12 Hammers Robert Sampson 54 186
Lance in the lead, but only barely on that 2nd place handsome chap.....Me.
Clan Mcleod and The Mighty Devils following very closely to the Handsome one..... Me in 3rd and 4th position.
Giving everyone else the itch in 5th is Bensons Bawbags.
TBC has fallen mightily from 1st into 6th and Broods Capustan Pheonix are Nipping at his heals. The Malaz Empire solidly in 8th and Autobots once a top of the table contender now in 9th.
In 10th position we have Sapper Grumble cussing all those above, well hopefully not.
So the league is starting to stretch out now. Every 5th gameweek ill put a full table up for show. I believe were soon to have some new entries from budding managers taking the total players to 27. Thank you everyone for making this a success.
I believe a special mention is in order for Mezla Pig Dogs - Wickan Athletic who have leaped up the table in style from last week.
Good Game! ( said with appropriate posturing, pushing out of chin and quavery voice )
2 The Acended 11! Fla Wed 46 213
3 clan mcleod Bob Owen 45 212
4 The mighty devils Rob Owen 48 211
5 Benson's Bawbags David Nosneb 33 204
6 TBC douglas mackenzie 30 203
7 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 38 198
8 The Malaz Empire Scott Williams 54 196
9 Autobots Optimus Prime 41 193
10 The Shaved Knuckles Sapper Grumble 43 191
11 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 32 189
12 Hammers Robert Sampson 54 186
Lance in the lead, but only barely on that 2nd place handsome chap.....Me.
Clan Mcleod and The Mighty Devils following very closely to the Handsome one..... Me in 3rd and 4th position.
Giving everyone else the itch in 5th is Bensons Bawbags.
TBC has fallen mightily from 1st into 6th and Broods Capustan Pheonix are Nipping at his heals. The Malaz Empire solidly in 8th and Autobots once a top of the table contender now in 9th.
In 10th position we have Sapper Grumble cussing all those above, well hopefully not.
So the league is starting to stretch out now. Every 5th gameweek ill put a full table up for show. I believe were soon to have some new entries from budding managers taking the total players to 27. Thank you everyone for making this a success.
I believe a special mention is in order for Mezla Pig Dogs - Wickan Athletic who have leaped up the table in style from last week.
Good Game! ( said with appropriate posturing, pushing out of chin and quavery voice )
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
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#110
Posted 03 September 2007 - 07:27 PM

2 The Acended 11! Fla Wed 46 213
3 clan mcleod Bob Owen 45 212
4 The mighty devils Rob Owen 48 211
5 Benson's Bawbags David Nosneb 33 204
6 TBC douglas mackenzie 30 203
7 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 38 198
8 The Malaz Empire Scott Williams 54 196
9 Autobots Optimus Prime 41 193
10 The Shaved Knuckles Sapper Grumble 43 191
11 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 32 189
12 Hammers Robert Sampson 54 186
In 10th position we have Sapper Grumble cussing all those above, well hopefully not.
Damn you that was my shaved knuckle surprise !!!

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#111
Posted 04 September 2007 - 07:34 PM
liverpool score 6 goals or was it 7 and kyut scores not a single one thats just not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just so so glad i took a gamble and took lamps out as capt on thur night that was a stroke of luck.
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#112
Posted 16 September 2007 - 07:40 PM
Things are certainly progressing. It's the time of the season where people need to make some key changes and start to grow all the wiser with strategy.
The website is currently making an update.
1 Krons Undead XI Lance Lowe 54 275
2 The mighty devils Rob Owen 52 263
3 clan mcleod Bob Owen 47 259
4 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 57 255
5 The Malaz Empire Scott Williams 53 249
6 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 57 246
7 The Acended 11! Fla Wed 36 245
8 Wickan Athletic Liz Harrison 76 240
9 TBC douglas mackenzie 33 236
10 Hammers Robert Sampson 46 232
11 fidgenation fidge fidge 57 230
12 Benson's Bawbags David Nosneb 24 228
Interesting table. Lance is still leading. Most at the top had a stable runout this weekend, although its by far not finished with the newcastle and derby game tomorrow
Liz is really baring down on the rest of us, we should really start being worried!
I'm hoping Michael Owen as Captain will give me a real boost, if he scores eight points raw then I'd be very contented. Why oh Why did I not trust Fabregas again!
The website is currently making an update.
1 Krons Undead XI Lance Lowe 54 275
2 The mighty devils Rob Owen 52 263
3 clan mcleod Bob Owen 47 259
4 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 57 255
5 The Malaz Empire Scott Williams 53 249
6 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 57 246
7 The Acended 11! Fla Wed 36 245
8 Wickan Athletic Liz Harrison 76 240
9 TBC douglas mackenzie 33 236
10 Hammers Robert Sampson 46 232
11 fidgenation fidge fidge 57 230
12 Benson's Bawbags David Nosneb 24 228
Interesting table. Lance is still leading. Most at the top had a stable runout this weekend, although its by far not finished with the newcastle and derby game tomorrow


I'm hoping Michael Owen as Captain will give me a real boost, if he scores eight points raw then I'd be very contented. Why oh Why did I not trust Fabregas again!
#113
Posted 18 September 2007 - 06:43 AM
# Team Manager Gameweek Total
1 Krons Undead XI Lance Lowe 56 277
2 The mighty devils Rob Owen 56 267
3 clan mcleod Bob Owen 49 261
3 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 63 261
5 The Malaz Empire Scott Williams 55 251
6 The Acended 11! Fla Wed 40 249
7 Wickan Athletic Liz Harrison 82 246
7 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 57 246
9 Hammers Robert Sampson 54 240
10 TBC douglas mackenzie 35 238
Immensely annoyed with my team this week.
How the hell did Derby win!!? I put Martins in as Captain special to gain some great pointidge and what happens! They loose!
Well done to Krons Undead. At the end of the Game week 6 the above table is how it stands. Well done everybody.
1 Krons Undead XI Lance Lowe 56 277
2 The mighty devils Rob Owen 56 267
3 clan mcleod Bob Owen 49 261
3 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 63 261
5 The Malaz Empire Scott Williams 55 251
6 The Acended 11! Fla Wed 40 249
7 Wickan Athletic Liz Harrison 82 246
7 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 57 246
9 Hammers Robert Sampson 54 240
10 TBC douglas mackenzie 35 238
Immensely annoyed with my team this week.
How the hell did Derby win!!? I put Martins in as Captain special to gain some great pointidge and what happens! They loose!
Well done to Krons Undead. At the end of the Game week 6 the above table is how it stands. Well done everybody.
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
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#114
Posted 18 September 2007 - 08:42 AM
82 points in one gameweek!! I've gone from more or less bottom to top 10 in 3 weeks. Mwah ha ha ha
And I've gone from flat bottom to top in my other league. I hope Fabs doesn't get injured or I'm f*cked!

Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#115
Posted 18 September 2007 - 09:55 AM
Ha!! I'll say it again....Ha *Smug mother hubbard*
Let There Be A Way Through The Waters
#116
Posted 18 September 2007 - 10:26 AM
Hmmph!
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
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#118
Posted 24 September 2007 - 07:42 AM
Well in all honesty i am well miffed!
Why the hell didn't Van Persie play? he was my captain. Lost out on major points there. Well annoyed.
But i have to give props to Krons Undead, still at the top and look!!! There is Mezla with her bottom to top team in just 2 weeks.
I've fallen out of the top 10. What the hell is that about! ( looks round in true English indignant fashion for somewhere to queue )
Hmmph!
# Team Manager Gameweek Total
1 Krons Undead XI Lance Lowe 68 345
2 Wickan Athletic Liz Harrison 74 320
3 clan mcleod Bob Owen 51 312
4 The Malaz Empire Scott Williams 58 309
5 The mighty devils Rob Owen 36 303
6 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 39 300
7 fidgenation fidge fidge 65 295
8 Noteveninterested FC Just Sam 54 295
9 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 45 291
10 Hammers Robert Sampson 49 289
Well done everybody!
Why the hell didn't Van Persie play? he was my captain. Lost out on major points there. Well annoyed.
But i have to give props to Krons Undead, still at the top and look!!! There is Mezla with her bottom to top team in just 2 weeks.
I've fallen out of the top 10. What the hell is that about! ( looks round in true English indignant fashion for somewhere to queue )
Hmmph!
# Team Manager Gameweek Total
1 Krons Undead XI Lance Lowe 68 345
2 Wickan Athletic Liz Harrison 74 320
3 clan mcleod Bob Owen 51 312
4 The Malaz Empire Scott Williams 58 309
5 The mighty devils Rob Owen 36 303
6 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 39 300
7 fidgenation fidge fidge 65 295
8 Noteveninterested FC Just Sam 54 295
9 Coastal Redcheeks Pete Warner 45 291
10 Hammers Robert Sampson 49 289
Well done everybody!
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
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#119
Posted 24 September 2007 - 08:11 AM
Ha i say................Oh forget it you know!!!
Let There Be A Way Through The Waters
#120
Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:48 AM
I need a good week and the games coming up this weekend are full of teams that are next to each other in the table. Some boring games this weekend i recon
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
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