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Characters you would most like to fight?

Poll: Characters you would most like to fight? (101 member(s) have cast votes)

  1. Baruk Vs Kruppe (11 votes [10.89%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.89%

  2. Sorry Vs Lostara Yill (naked, of course) (66 votes [65.35%])

    Percentage of vote: 65.35%

  3. Detoran Vs Trotts (15 votes [14.85%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.85%

  4. The Empress Vs The one cutter fancied in GotM cant remember her name (also naked) (9 votes [8.91%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.91%

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#21 User is offline   Urko Crust 

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Posted 17 November 2006 - 10:37 PM

tiam;128290 said:

WHos the one in GOTM that Cutter fanceid? Lorn?


No, councillor Estraysian D'arles daughter, cant remember her name. someone borrowed my copy of GoTM and then got chucked out of uni.
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#22 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 17 November 2006 - 11:09 PM

Challice.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#23 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 18 November 2006 - 12:43 AM

Urko Crust;135989 said:

No, councillor Estraysian D'arles daughter, cant remember her name. someone borrowed my copy of GoTM and then got chucked out of uni.



They did what?!?! I'd hunt them down and kill them, the mangy cur!
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#24 User is offline   Kallor 

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Posted 20 November 2006 - 01:45 PM

this is by far the most pathetic poll ever.
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Posted 20 November 2006 - 08:10 PM

Kallor said:

this is by far the most pathetic poll ever.

Indeed.
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#26 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 20 November 2006 - 10:02 PM

Kallor;136718 said:

this is by far the most pathetic poll ever.


But you still felt the need to post in it :D:D:D

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#27 User is offline   Dancer+ 

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Posted 17 December 2006 - 09:37 PM

A similar poll with a greater variety of options, and actually ones with interesting confrontations, would be worth while.

I would like to see Kellanved and Dancer (their pre-ascended forms) against Dassem Ultor...although i think the winner would be clear. Dancer against Surly or Topper or both would also be entertaining although that too has several predictive outcomes.
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#28 User is offline   Agraba 

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Posted 20 December 2006 - 05:21 PM

Hmmm... L'oric's little brain-eating demon against Hairlock.
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 07:27 AM

Kilava and Korlat against Rake, or maybe Karsa against the second seguleh. I reckon both of those would be pretty close, the first one probably won by Kilava after Rake's killed Korlat, the second by the Second (hah).
That might be contentious, but I've only just finished HoC, and I have no idea how Karsa has become so
Spoiler

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#30 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 05:11 PM

Remember to use spoilers when outside the book forum, Diaspora.

Also, congratulations on a truly great thread necro. Three years old. God I was but a noob on this forum then, oh the memories:

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#31 User is offline   Diaspora 

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Posted 22 April 2009 - 10:17 PM

Oh...didn't see the 2006 bit. For me, every thread is a new one, though.
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#32 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 01:17 AM

IADATTIS

but also

IADAITOOOTPIS

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 03:00 AM

Meaning...?
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 03:46 AM

View PostDiaspora, on Apr 22 2009, 10:00 PM, said:

Meaning...?


In any poll ever made on this forum, you should include an option "IADMATTIS" -> I Am Dolorous Menhir And This Thread Is Stupid. (don't worry it's an inside joke)

of course I'm not so I went with I Am D'reklorous menhir And This Thread Is Stupid, but also I Am D'reklorousmenhir And I Think One Option Of The Poll Is Sexy... you can guess which one (and only that one, the rest are ewwwwww)

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View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#35 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 03:48 AM

I knew I couldn't be the only one who found the Detoran v. Trotts fight erotic.

Wait....
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#36 User is offline   Icarium Kalam 

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Posted 17 June 2009 - 04:10 AM

View PostTattooed Hand, on Oct 10 2006, 09:12 PM, said:

Either insane or simply not interested. What I'd like to see is Detoran Vs Trotts... I mean come one, one is a barbarian on the outside the other on the inside.

Wouldn't that be a great fight. Girl fights aren't good unless you can tie the boobs back. Bounce just gets into the way. Sounds sexy, but I'd imagine it would get pretty ugly.

And besides, Sorry would cut Lostara to pieces in 15 seconds.


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Posted 02 July 2009 - 05:02 AM

I'm giving you 10 seconds to run. Then I start shelling you with hurtful comments.
Suck it Errant!


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#38 User is offline   RSM616 

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 07:48 AM

id liek to see lostara vs sorry, just because to shadow dancers battelin it out would be so cool. id also have liked to see the actual battle between draconus and anomander as that would have been awsome. also i want to know how anomander got the sword out of draconus hands to finish him off.
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Posted 29 July 2011 - 08:16 PM

lady spite v lady envy or rake v kallor as rake says in moi after whiskeyjacks death that kallor deserves dragnipur
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#40 User is offline   Kanese S's 

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 09:32 PM

I'd rather see Sorry and Lostara Yil spar than actually fight, but that's just me. Clothed is fine, as I think such a match would just be really damn impressive to see. Shadow dancers are a cool concept.

Though are we talking about Sorry as specifically the character in GotM? Or Sorry/Apsalar?

This post has been edited by Kanese S's: 29 July 2011 - 09:34 PM

Laseen did nothing wrong.

I demand Telorast & Curdle plushies.
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