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Characters you would most like to fight?

Poll: Characters you would most like to fight? (101 member(s) have cast votes)

  1. Baruk Vs Kruppe (11 votes [10.89%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.89%

  2. Sorry Vs Lostara Yill (naked, of course) (66 votes [65.35%])

    Percentage of vote: 65.35%

  3. Detoran Vs Trotts (15 votes [14.85%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.85%

  4. The Empress Vs The one cutter fancied in GotM cant remember her name (also naked) (9 votes [8.91%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.91%

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#1 User is offline   Urko Crust 

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Posted 08 October 2006 - 05:12 PM

Just wondering
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#2 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 09 October 2006 - 05:22 PM

If you ay no to naked women, quite frankly you're insane.

Unless they're fat or something.

:p
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#3 User is offline   The Crazy Mob 

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Posted 10 October 2006 - 09:19 AM

Wasn't the empress like an old crone in appearance in BH ? yuck
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Posted 10 October 2006 - 03:42 PM

Sorry, I meant Sorry (teehee) and Lostara Yil.

The "or something" I referred to included old :p.
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Posted 11 October 2006 - 03:12 AM

Either insane or simply not interested. What I'd like to see is Detoran Vs Trotts... I mean come one, one is a barbarian on the outside the other on the inside.

Wouldn't that be a great fight. Girl fights aren't good unless you can tie the boobs back. Bounce just gets into the way. Sounds sexy, but I'd imagine it would get pretty ugly.

And besides, Sorry would cut Lostara to pieces in 15 seconds.
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Posted 11 October 2006 - 06:55 AM

Quickben versus Kalam - that's a fight I'd pay to see :p

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 11 October 2006 - 07:26 AM

Actually the CG vs Mael battle in the end of MT ... that I would have liked to see described.
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Posted 11 October 2006 - 11:04 AM

I'd like to fight Trotts, because I could so take him.... Oh ... Who I would like to SEE fight?

It's not a very big poll. So I'm gonna have to say Annomander and Silchas.
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Posted 11 October 2006 - 12:38 PM

Sorry and Lostara nekkid! gief!
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 13 October 2006 - 08:29 PM

I would like to see Wolverine and Karsa get it on.
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Posted 14 October 2006 - 01:38 AM

Chuck Norris vs. Everybody in the books

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Posted 16 October 2006 - 12:19 PM

I'd like to see Mr T take on Kalam....wait, what if Mr T is Kalam?!?! That'd be a sweet fight to see :D
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 04:40 PM

Samurai Jack vs the 3d of the Seguleh (Mok).

Icarium at his fullest level of anger with his memories returned vs The 2d Seguleh
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 07:52 PM

The .303 bookworm;128158 said:

Samurai Jack vs the 3d of the Seguleh (Mok).

Icarium at his fullest level of anger with his memories returned vs The 2d Seguleh


I've always seen Iccy as the Hulk of the MBotF.

So a creature that gets meaner when ever you prick it... good luck seguleh.

I see icarum being assassinated from a distance (still might not work) or being nulified by KCCM technology or Azath means (home coming for father and son)

When you think about how Kruppe handled Broods rage I wonder if he couldn't handle and sort out Iccy with the help of K'rul or the Queen of Drems... I still don't understand which of them he uses...

So I'd like to see Kruppe stand before Icarium mad out of his mind
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 09:26 PM

Apt;128188 said:

I've always seen Iccy as the Hulk of the MBotF.

So a creature that gets meaner when ever you prick it... good luck seguleh.

I see icarum being assassinated from a distance (still might not work) or being nulified by KCCM technology or Azath means (home coming for father and son)

When you think about how Kruppe handled Broods rage I wonder if he couldn't handle and sort out Iccy with the help of K'rul or the Queen of Drems... I still don't understand which of them he uses...

So I'd like to see Kruppe stand before Icarium mad out of his mind

Well, Both Iccy and the Hulk are green-ish ;).
The problem he has is that unlike the Hulk he can't regenerate and he hasn't got Durability on par with his strength (Nor does it improve with his skill/rage).


And on Kruppe vs Iccy- I'd bet on August Kruppe, Brood has Iccarium beat in sheer raw power and we all saw how well he fared (granted it was far from his best, but when have we seen Iccarium create blows measured on the high Richter scale :p)
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 09:30 PM

Loki;123400 said:

Quickben versus Kalam - that's a fight I'd pay to see ;)

Poor Khalam. (Quick Ben has the versatility and ability to draw on elder magic that would overcome Khalam, Ottoral dagger or not).

And QB has the soul of someone who gave Dassam Ultor a damn good fight "Driving him back in a flurry..."
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Posted 27 October 2006 - 09:39 PM

Traveller;123181 said:

Wasn't the empress like an old crone in appearance in BH ? yuck

Yup -She's old and shows it, despite her slowed aging
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#18 User is offline   tiam 

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Posted 28 October 2006 - 12:58 PM

WHos the one in GOTM that Cutter fanceid? Lorn?
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Posted 30 October 2006 - 07:23 PM

Apt;123406 said:

Actually the CG vs Mael battle in the end of MT ... that I would have liked to see described.


That would indeed've been great!

But if not, then definitely Sorry Vs Lostara Yill (naked, of course) ;)
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Posted 17 November 2006 - 09:41 AM

I said baruk and Kruppe.... insane mages fighting woudl be entertaining, and lots of things would explode :folken:
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
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