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The Joke thread :p

#961 Stradivarius

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:33 PM

Tiste Simeon, on Mar 20 2009, 10:31 PM, said:

Woah, OK things are too far now, I have to say something...

England put in a stunning performance against France, and they played well against Wales!

yeah they played very well against wales............we still won tho!!!
and france were terrible! italy could have won against france last weekend!

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#962 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:38 PM

Stradivarius, on Mar 20 2009, 10:33 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on Mar 20 2009, 10:31 PM, said:

Woah, OK things are too far now, I have to say something...

England put in a stunning performance against France, and they played well against Wales!

yeah they played very well against wales............we still won tho!!!
and france were terrible! italy could have won against france last weekend!

True but when Ireland thrash you tomorrow, we will creep into second place, and then you will be humiliated. :-D

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#963 Stradivarius

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:52 PM

Tiste Simeon, on Mar 20 2009, 10:38 PM, said:

Stradivarius, on Mar 20 2009, 10:33 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on Mar 20 2009, 10:31 PM, said:

Woah, OK things are too far now, I have to say something...

England put in a stunning performance against France, and they played well against Wales!

yeah they played very well against wales............we still won tho!!!
and france were terrible! italy could have won against france last weekend!

True but when Ireland thrash you tomorrow, we will creep into second place, and then you will be humiliated. :-D

about as much chance as a beetle buggering a buffalo!!!!!!
wales to win but ireland to win chapionship on points difference.

and england to loose to scotland!!!!!

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#964 frookenhauer

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 10:58 PM

nah...didn't work. they always say to tell your best joke last.

souls are for wimps

#965 masan's saddle

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 11:09 PM

Frookenhauer, on Mar 20 2009, 10:58 PM, said:

nah...didn't work. they always say to tell your best joke last.

Your hard to please Frook.

I keep having my profile rejected on that dating site Match.com, one of the questions is, " What do you want in a woman"
Apparently " My cock ?" is not an acceptable answer.

( Most of my jokes are far too grim to post on here.)

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#966 Stradivarius

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 11:10 PM

masan's saddle, on Mar 20 2009, 11:09 PM, said:

Frookenhauer, on Mar 20 2009, 10:58 PM, said:

nah...didn't work. they always say to tell your best joke last.

mine too! struggling to find acceptable one's! guess baby jokes are out?

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#967 frookenhauer

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 11:13 PM

and special people and all that...gotta be careful

its a good thing they aint taken toilet humour away from us!

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#968 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 11:21 PM

Stradivarius, on Mar 20 2009, 10:52 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on Mar 20 2009, 10:38 PM, said:

Stradivarius, on Mar 20 2009, 10:33 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on Mar 20 2009, 10:31 PM, said:

Woah, OK things are too far now, I have to say something...

England put in a stunning performance against France, and they played well against Wales!

yeah they played very well against wales............we still won tho!!!
and france were terrible! italy could have won against france last weekend!

True but when Ireland thrash you tomorrow, we will creep into second place, and then you will be humiliated. :-D

about as much chance as a beetle buggering a buffalo!!!!!!
wales to win but ireland to win chapionship on points difference.

and england to loose to scotland!!!!!

If that happens I shall weep.

I must admit being an Englishman living in Wales is great fun during the 6N for banter alone.

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#969 masan's saddle

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 11:22 PM

Stradivarius, on Mar 20 2009, 11:10 PM, said:

masan's saddle, on Mar 20 2009, 11:09 PM, said:

Frookenhauer, on Mar 20 2009, 10:58 PM, said:

nah...didn't work. they always say to tell your best joke last.

mine too! struggling to find acceptable one's! guess baby jokes are out?

I think I saw a grim one from Thelomen Toblerone quite early on in this thread, you could always spoiler it and risk mod wrath.

This post has been edited by masan's saddle: 21 March 2009 - 12:31 AM

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#970 frookenhauer

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 11:46 PM

I'm at a loss for words...

dude...bury it quick! before one of the

Spoiler

sees it!

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#971 Slow Ben

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 11:48 PM

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

Interru...MOO!!!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#972 Sir Thursday

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 11:53 PM

Slow Ben, on Mar 20 2009, 11:48 PM, said:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Interrupting Cow

Interru...MOO!!!

Awesome, awesome joke

Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.

#973 Stradivarius

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Posted 20 March 2009 - 11:58 PM

masan's saddle, on Mar 20 2009, 11:22 PM, said:

Stradivarius, on Mar 20 2009, 11:10 PM, said:

masan's saddle, on Mar 20 2009, 11:09 PM, said:

Frookenhauer, on Mar 20 2009, 10:58 PM, said:

nah...didn't work. they always say to tell your best joke last.

mine too! struggling to find acceptable one's! guess baby jokes are out?

I think I saw a grim one from Thelomen Toblerone quite early on in this thread, you could always spoiler it and risk mod wrath.

Hows about this, Jimmy Carr's sickest joke;

How do you make a gay man want to shag a woman ?

Spoiler

This post has been edited by Cougar: 21 March 2009 - 12:39 AM

Whole bag of orios! crappin all over the carpet! twelve ribs my ass!!!

#974 bubba

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 12:15 AM

Over stepping some lines guys.....over stepping them by a large distance.....

#975 masan's saddle

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 12:27 AM

Bubba, on Mar 21 2009, 12:15 AM, said:

Over stepping some lines guys.....over stepping them by a large distance.....

Message received, loud and clear.

Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.

#976 frookenhauer

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 12:28 AM

just zap them bubba. the posts not the offenders

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#977 Cougar

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 12:30 AM

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Cougar.

Cougar Who?

Cougar the mod who is telling you to cut out the sick shit, stop using the word c**t, stop making jokes about that poor dying chav Goody and stop it with the sexually explicit stuff, you really don't want Hetan coming in here.

I AM A TWAT

#978 bubba

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 12:31 AM

Frookenhauer, on Mar 20 2009, 08:28 PM, said:

just zap them bubba. the posts not the offenders

I can't zap posts in the Inn....or I would have done just that and just sent PMs to the party's involved....need one of the bigger guns to do that....