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#961
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Posted 17 October 2009 - 03:45 PM
Many happy returns...um, I'm not sure if we are on the same day yet as Australia...probably not...but have a good one everyone, whether it's totday today or tomorrow today!
'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 07:04 PM
to Salt Man and others...Happy B~Day
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#963
teholbeddict
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 07:15 PM
Big happy birthday wishes to my friend Salt Man-Z hope you have a great one!
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Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
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Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
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Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
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Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
#964
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 10:34 PM
Happy Birthday Salt Man. 
A Haunting Poem
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 12:06 AM
Thanks, guys! As I told my wife: my knee hurts, my back hurts, I've got three kids, and one's in school. I am now officially old.
"Here is light. You will say that it is not a living entity, but you miss the point that it is more, not less. Without occupying space, it fills the universe. It nourishes everything, yet itself feeds upon destruction. We claim to control it, but does it not perhaps cultivate us as a source of food? May it not be that all wood grows so that it can be set ablaze, and that men and women are born to kindle fires?"
―Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch
―Gene Wolfe, The Citadel of the Autarch
#967
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 10:06 PM
I'd like to wish Happy Birthday to Beru!
There's a complimentary drink to celebrate in the pub. Cake is for when the 23rd rolls around in my timezone.
There's a complimentary drink to celebrate in the pub. Cake is for when the 23rd rolls around in my timezone.
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Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 08 November 2009 - 05:10 AM
Happy Birthday Bent.
Enjoy your day.
Enjoy your day.
The Pub is Always Open
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
Proud supporter of the Wolves of Winter. Glory be to her Majesty, The Lady Snow.
Cursed Summer returns. The Lady Now Sleeps.
The Sexy Thatch Burning Physicist
Τον Πρωτος Αληθη Δεσποτην της Οικιας Αυτος
RodeoRanch said:
You're a rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
A non-touching itself rock.
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Posted 12 November 2009 - 08:26 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Stone Monkey! Bit of a biggy!
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Posted 12 November 2009 - 11:21 AM
Ta very much...
If only it were my 30th
If only it were my 30th
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 12 November 2009 - 11:55 AM
While doing something unwork related I found this picture and thought it would make an appropriate e-card for Stone Monkey, also I think this would have been a great publicity shot for an 80s cop show, solving cricket related crime on the mean streets of Sommerset.
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Posted 12 November 2009 - 12:24 PM
Given their well known predeliction for certain herbal products, I think they'd have been responsible for the cricket related crime on the mean streets of Taunton....
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 12 November 2009 - 12:27 PM
Happy Birthday SM hope it's a good one mate.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 12 November 2009 - 02:29 PM
stone monkey, on 12 November 2009 - 11:21 AM, said:
If only it were my 30th
Yeah, then your birthday cake wouldn't look like a hedgehog on fire... and just think of all the money you would save on those candles...
In any case, Happy Birthday! I hope you'll celebrate it properly - don't let the pain in your old aching bones spoil the day for you... 
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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Posted 12 November 2009 - 02:37 PM
A big happy birthday to SM! Hope it's a good one!
This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 12 November 2009 - 02:42 PM
Procrastination is like masturbation, you're only F ing yourself...
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Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
-Bubbalicious -
Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable… Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr-
The only thing one can learn from one's past mistakes is how to repeat them exactly.
-Stone Monkey-
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
-Zanth13-
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Posted 12 November 2009 - 03:43 PM
Thank you all for the birthday wishes. You're all far too kind.
I'm currently celebrating it by watching the Godzilla movies that the Amazon fairy brought in the post today, so the days going pretty well so far...
I'm currently celebrating it by watching the Godzilla movies that the Amazon fairy brought in the post today, so the days going pretty well so far...
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 14 November 2009 - 12:46 AM
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PS~Happy late wishes SM
