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Posted 03 March 2009 - 11:31 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 03 March 2009 - 11:31 PM
Christ that's funny.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 03 March 2009 - 11:33 PM
He doesn't exist according to my mod powers.
That's strange.
That's strange.
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 07:55 AM
Happy 30th RLY! 
How does it feel?
Cheers,
La Sombra, dimly remembers his ...
How does it feel?
Cheers,
La Sombra, dimly remembers his ...
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 07:57 AM
IT'S OFFICIAL! RLY IS RLY OLD!
Happy Birthday, brother! May all your days be filled with loving ferrets (and dr. ladies )
Happy Birthday, brother! May all your days be filled with loving ferrets (and dr. ladies
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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 11:13 AM
Thanks for the birthday wishes and the Monty Python cake! Consult the book of Armaments!
Old Yacht is old.
Old Yacht is old.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 05:22 AM
Lol @ both.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 06:11 AM
Happy Birthday, Mez!
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 06:13 AM
Yes, go forth and eat pork to thine own hearts desire!
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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 08:24 AM
Only 1 year to go before you are no longer a twentysomething!
Good times ...
Have fun. While you still can.
Cheers,
La Sombra, like it is, baby
Good times ...
Have fun. While you still can.
Cheers,
La Sombra, like it is, baby
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 09:02 PM
Happy b-daym Mezla! Hope it's a good one!
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:
And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 09:08 PM
Happy Birthday Mez! I hope you have a fantastic day! 
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Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
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Muffins are just ugly cupcakes!
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 09:37 PM
Happy Birthday Mezla. If it starts to get you down, just remember that you're more than a decade younger than me!
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 10:55 PM
Happy Birthday Mezla fit dog!
Actually that looks insulting...but I didn't want to call you pig dog! You are not a dog at all and are in fact a very attractive young lady...I'm getting the feeling I'm digging a great big hole, but I can't stop and don't want to delete...
Please don't kill me!
Bye!
Actually that looks insulting...but I didn't want to call you pig dog! You are not a dog at all and are in fact a very attractive young lady...I'm getting the feeling I'm digging a great big hole, but I can't stop and don't want to delete...
Please don't kill me!
Bye!
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Posted 10 March 2009 - 11:22 PM
What Frook wrote:
What Mez is going to read:
Frookenhauer, on Mar 10 2009, 10:55 PM, said:
Happy Birthday Mezla fit dog!
Actually that looks insulting...but I didn't want to call you pig dog! You are not a dog at all and are in fact a very attractive young lady...I'm getting the feeling I'm digging a great big hole, but I can't stop and don't want to delete...
Please don't kill me!
Bye!
Actually that looks insulting...but I didn't want to call you pig dog! You are not a dog at all and are in fact a very attractive young lady...I'm getting the feeling I'm digging a great big hole, but I can't stop and don't want to delete...
Please don't kill me!
Bye!
What Mez is going to read:
Frookenhauer, on Mar 10 2009, 10:55 PM, said:
Hi, watch me put this foot in my mouth! Affuffy thff lff ifff, bff ff fff etc.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 03:56 PM
Thanks for the birthday wishes folks. Just emerged back in work after a long weekend in Manhattan with the other half since my birthday coincinded with our 10 year anniversary of being together. Either hangovers have taken an abrupt turn for the worst as I approach 30 or I got really hammered last night..... Since I can't remember getting home yesterday and apparently insisted on finishing dinner out with a barrel load of whisky (that I don't even like!), I'm hoping it is the latter. Head. Ache.
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