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The Happy Birthday Thread !

#1581 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 06 December 2013 - 10:42 PM

Happy birthday. The food I am going to mention to you is: pizza.
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#1582 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 December 2013 - 02:19 PM

Thanks, all! (also happy birthday Dag!)

I just got back, and I nearly but not quite had some pizza so good guess.
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Posted 08 December 2013 - 08:34 AM

Happy birthday to me.

I've been busy with real life (and ponies). Sorry I haven't shared my drunkstormy antics, but I kinda swore off drunkstormy (except today, it's my fuckin birthday)!
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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#1584 User is offline   Grumble 

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 08:29 PM

Happy Birthday Simeon from your favourite Seahawk fan !!!
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 08:50 PM

Have a great birthday Simeon.
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 08:55 PM

All the best, Sim! I hope you had a great day! :)
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Posted 04 February 2014 - 09:54 PM

Thank you chaps! :)
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Posted 01 March 2014 - 08:51 PM

Happy Birthday Grumble. Hope it's been a good one. It's a shame we don't see you round these parts as much as we used to.

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This post has been edited by stone monkey: 01 March 2014 - 08:52 PM

If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 09:25 PM

Happy Birthday, Grumble! ;) I hope you're doing well and that you're having a great party today! All the best!
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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#1590 User is offline   Grumble 

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 11:41 PM

View Poststone monkey, on 01 March 2014 - 08:51 PM, said:

Happy Birthday Grumble. Hope it's been a good one. It's a shame we don't see you round these parts as much as we used to.

Although I'm one to talk Posted Image



View PostDag, on 01 March 2014 - 09:25 PM, said:

Happy Birthday, Grumble! ;) I hope you're doing well and that you're having a great party today! All the best!


Thank you very much for the best wishes !
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#1591 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 07:57 PM

It's Jump Around's birthday.

Wherever you are, Weasel, hope it's a good one!
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 19 July 2014 - 06:36 PM

Twenty years on this good earth -- and three of them with Malazan books in my hands! I feel like I've achieved something. :p
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Posted 19 July 2014 - 08:05 PM

View PostRictus, on 19 July 2014 - 06:36 PM, said:

Twenty years on this good earth -- and three of them with Malazan books in my hands! I feel like I've achieved something. :p


Congratulations child :p

34 years - 14 with Malazan books, 13 or so of those with the forums :p
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#1594 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 08 August 2014 - 08:48 AM

Macros is 29!!!!! And we said he'd never make it. More specifically, we said his liver would never make it.

There's something to be said for the power of alcohol as a preservative.

Happy birthday - and cheer up:

http://www.news.com....2-1227014828787

But remember, the next one is 30, and after that it's all downhill from there. :)
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#1595 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 20 August 2014 - 11:57 AM

I can't believe Brood is 27.

Wow.
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Posted 10 October 2014 - 10:29 AM

Mal: 42. The meaning of life. Apparently. :smoke:

Ment: 27. Don't do a Jim Morrison/Jimi Hendrix/Janis Joplin/Kurt Cobain/etc. :p

This post has been edited by Sombra: 10 October 2014 - 10:29 AM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 10 October 2014 - 10:58 AM

View PostSombra, on 10 October 2014 - 10:29 AM, said:

Mal: 42. The meaning of life. Apparently. :smoke:




If that is the answer, what is the question, Mal?

Happy birthday to you, sir
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#1598 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 10 October 2014 - 03:18 PM

Thanks, guys.

Mal, may yer grumpyness be directed at random targets for many more years. Hope it's a good one!

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 10 October 2014 - 03:19 PM

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 28 October 2014 - 11:35 AM

Happy Birthday, Dutch! Posted Image



Time to get it on like Donkey Kong! (Or any fun-loving primate for that matter)



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Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 02 November 2014 - 10:11 PM

Happy Birthday to my Yorkshire friend TheRetiredBridgeburner! Have a spiffing day!
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