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The Happy Birthday Thread !
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Posted 19 May 2010 - 10:43 AM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 19 May 2010 - 07:14 PM
Happy Birthday Cougar! And welcome to the decade that ruins a man... Next stop 40! 
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 20 May 2010 - 06:15 AM
I know I'm one day late, but still - happy birtday, Cougar!
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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Posted 23 May 2010 - 12:46 PM
Thanks guys, I've been drunk continuously since Tuesday and the final leg of my 6 part birthday is this evening.
Strength and honour, chaps.
Strength and honour, chaps.
I AM A TWAT
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Posted 26 May 2010 - 09:33 PM
Just noticed,
Happy Birthday Coco.......GO GO CLOTTED ARTERIES !
Happy Birthday Coco.......GO GO CLOTTED ARTERIES !
Now all the friends that you knew in school they used to be so cool, now they just bore you.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
Just look at em' now, already pullin' the plow. So quick to take to grain, like some old mule.
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Posted 26 May 2010 - 09:37 PM
Cheers Masan.
I was wondering if anyone would notice, or would my 30th(!) slip by silently.
I was 21 when I joined these forums! Nearly a third of my life!
F*** me.
I was wondering if anyone would notice, or would my 30th(!) slip by silently.
I was 21 when I joined these forums! Nearly a third of my life!
F*** me.
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 27 May 2010 - 07:07 AM
Happy Birthday Terez.
always good to know i'm not the oldest around
always good to know i'm not the oldest around
meh. Link was dead :(
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Posted 27 May 2010 - 07:00 PM
Oi! I'm not that old! *shakes walking stick at the young people*
Nurse! They're mocking me again...
Nurse! They're mocking me again...
This post has been edited by stone monkey: 27 May 2010 - 07:00 PM
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 08 August 2010 - 10:59 AM
Just like the South, this thread will rise again ...
Happy 25th Birthday Macros! I presume you have been drunk for at least 36 hours by this point, so I won't expect a reply until you detox. Perhaps October then?
Remember, if you catch Lisheo, he has to give you his crock o' gold.
Happy 25th Birthday Macros! I presume you have been drunk for at least 36 hours by this point, so I won't expect a reply until you detox. Perhaps October then?
Remember, if you catch Lisheo, he has to give you his crock o' gold.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 08 August 2010 - 04:36 PM
Happy Birthday Macros. If you're sober enough to read this, you're doing it wrong!
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Posted 08 August 2010 - 08:27 PM
Happy Birthday young man. I hope you live to tell the tale!
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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Posted 08 August 2010 - 11:11 PM
Happy birthday Maccy, if your liver survives this I'll be very disappointed and surprised.
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Posted 09 August 2010 - 09:54 AM
that was an interesting 4 days to say the least.
Thank you to all the birthday well wishers.
fuck you to everyone who didn't
I suppose I should start at the start.
Thursday evening - ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the boat was delayed and also running down an engine so it was an hour longer than it was supposed to be, so by the time I reached Omagh we were all well sauced up.
Friday, bit of dicking about round the house, then over to dogs house for a carryout and some hammering of the rockband drums, then into town where he proceeded to start the round with an order of 12 jager (there were only 4 of us in the round) things went down hill after that. rapidly
saturday, a few hours dicking about round the house, lifted a few of the lads fromt he town, got the party started. About 55/60 people turned out to the shed and we went at it in style. Which ever fucker brought the absynthe will be found and crucified. I wass sick in the garden (I'm generally not a puker) my cousin passed out on my bed, woke up at 6 am, crawled into my sisters rooms and vomited all over her bed, then crawled back into my bed and passed out again. great work. My last real memory is standing on the pool table with everyone singing me happy birthday and being handed a pint glass with aobut an inch of jager in it, then 2 bastards spraying champagne all over me (to the dismayed cries of mitch, who was screaming "Don't waste the booze!!!!") needless to say I did not go and change, I carried on in my blue t-shirt and shorts soaking wet and increasingly sticky. Ma says I crashed out on the sofa circa 5.30 but a few managed to keep it going till 7. Woke up to the dog eagerly licking the champers stains on my arms, did a bit of tidying round the shed, went for a fry that I made no attempt to eat, headed to the pub.
Home out on the sofa again by midnight, job done.
all in all a successful celebration of 25 fantastic years.
no drink now until vegas, body need s abreak
Thank you to all the birthday well wishers.
fuck you to everyone who didn't
I suppose I should start at the start.
Thursday evening - ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the boat was delayed and also running down an engine so it was an hour longer than it was supposed to be, so by the time I reached Omagh we were all well sauced up.
Friday, bit of dicking about round the house, then over to dogs house for a carryout and some hammering of the rockband drums, then into town where he proceeded to start the round with an order of 12 jager (there were only 4 of us in the round) things went down hill after that. rapidly
saturday, a few hours dicking about round the house, lifted a few of the lads fromt he town, got the party started. About 55/60 people turned out to the shed and we went at it in style. Which ever fucker brought the absynthe will be found and crucified. I wass sick in the garden (I'm generally not a puker) my cousin passed out on my bed, woke up at 6 am, crawled into my sisters rooms and vomited all over her bed, then crawled back into my bed and passed out again. great work. My last real memory is standing on the pool table with everyone singing me happy birthday and being handed a pint glass with aobut an inch of jager in it, then 2 bastards spraying champagne all over me (to the dismayed cries of mitch, who was screaming "Don't waste the booze!!!!") needless to say I did not go and change, I carried on in my blue t-shirt and shorts soaking wet and increasingly sticky. Ma says I crashed out on the sofa circa 5.30 but a few managed to keep it going till 7. Woke up to the dog eagerly licking the champers stains on my arms, did a bit of tidying round the shed, went for a fry that I made no attempt to eat, headed to the pub.
Home out on the sofa again by midnight, job done.
all in all a successful celebration of 25 fantastic years.
no drink now until vegas, body need s abreak
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 02:36 PM
caladanbrood is 23 today!!!
*sniffff* they grow up so fast, seems like it was only yesterday he was some jumped up little punk of a pommy kid ...
... hang on that WAS yesterday!
Have a great one mate.
*sniffff* they grow up so fast, seems like it was only yesterday he was some jumped up little punk of a pommy kid ...
... hang on that WAS yesterday!
Have a great one mate.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 20 August 2010 - 04:58 PM
Happy birthday Brood, have a good one.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
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Posted 22 August 2010 - 12:25 AM
A belated Happy Birthday Brood! Hope you had a great day
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
