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#15161 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 26 March 2015 - 07:13 AM

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View PostMaark, on 21 March 2015 - 07:32 AM, said:

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View PostMaark, on 20 March 2015 - 05:54 AM, said:

I haven't been Bakkaked yet don't spoil it for me I want to see the expression on my own face as... Uh, what? What pornographic tangent have you dragged me down now, Polish?


See: Afformentioned black *seed* comment, add Bakkaked...and things are not only pornographic but dark and effed up. Sounds like Bakker-town to me.


Well so far we've met Pronounce urs Pronounce but there's still no demon spunk flying about. What gives?



View PostMaark, on 21 March 2015 - 01:27 PM, said:

View PostD, on 21 March 2015 - 12:09 PM, said:

View PostMaark, on 21 March 2015 - 07:32 AM, said:

Well so far we've met Pronounce urs Pronounce but there's still no demon spunk flying about. What gives?
How is it going given the disappointing lack of demon spunk?


Honestly? A little bit of a slog. The pieces are all there, but... the black glue that should be holding it all together isn't there.



View PostMaark, on 23 March 2015 - 01:17 PM, said:

250 pages in and whilst we've had children being decimated, men bring disembowelled and incestuous rulers, I am still no closer to Bakkake. What the actual.



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View PostAbyss, on 23 March 2015 - 01:49 PM, said:

View PostMaark, on 23 March 2015 - 01:17 PM, said:

250 pages in and whilst we've had children being decimated, men bring disembowelled and incestuous rulers, I am still no closer to Bakkake. What the actual.


Trust us, you'll know it when you see it.



What if it gets in my eyes?



View PostMaark, on 23 March 2015 - 09:48 PM, said:

Oh! There we are. Black jizz ahoy!



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View PostBriar King, on 24 March 2015 - 01:20 AM, said:

You should see a Dr.


I got it all over the ME FB page.

Yea I saw



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View Postpolishgenius, on 25 March 2015 - 07:40 PM, said:

...
Currently reading The Black Dream by Col Buchanan. A lot of new elements added in this one, wonder how they'll work... good so far though....


HOW.
THE FUCK.
DID I.
NOT.
KNOW THIS WAS OUT?????!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!

*flagellates, purchases, starts*



Don't talk to me about black and sticky in the same sentence just now, dammit!


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#15162 User is offline   Baco Xtath 

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Posted 26 March 2015 - 11:45 AM

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View Postpolishgenius, on 25 March 2015 - 07:40 PM, said:

Eta: QT, are you reading the series for the first time and in order? Because if so, I'm really looking forward to some of your impressions as you get to the good bit of the series. :D


Kind of. I have read already all the Watch books (except the most recent one)...and EQUAL RITES (plus two of the YA Tiffany Aching books)...but now I've gone back and am using that chart that is posted in the other thread to read all the others. I'm starting with PYRAMIDS and will move onto SMALL GODS...and then probably start the DEATH books. But yes, I'm basically going to try to read them all.


Oh you are going to read Witches Abroad for the first time! Mort and Reaper Man for the first time! What I would give to be you and read these books for the first time again


I can't remember the exact quote but Nanny Ogg's and Granny Weatherwax's back and forth about the mounted animal head is one of my most memorable moments of all the discworld books; I even use those lines on my 5 and 3 year old daughters. Small Gods is one of my all time favorite books and anything with DEATH in it is pure gold. It's been a damn decade since I read the discworld books. It may be time to re-read the whole lot of them.
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Posted 26 March 2015 - 01:14 PM

View PostBaco Xtath, on 26 March 2015 - 11:45 AM, said:

View PostAndorion, on 26 March 2015 - 01:26 AM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 25 March 2015 - 07:59 PM, said:

View Postpolishgenius, on 25 March 2015 - 07:40 PM, said:

Eta: QT, are you reading the series for the first time and in order? Because if so, I'm really looking forward to some of your impressions as you get to the good bit of the series. :D


Kind of. I have read already all the Watch books (except the most recent one)...and EQUAL RITES (plus two of the YA Tiffany Aching books)...but now I've gone back and am using that chart that is posted in the other thread to read all the others. I'm starting with PYRAMIDS and will move onto SMALL GODS...and then probably start the DEATH books. But yes, I'm basically going to try to read them all.


Oh you are going to read Witches Abroad for the first time! Mort and Reaper Man for the first time! What I would give to be you and read these books for the first time again


I can't remember the exact quote but Nanny Ogg's and Granny Weatherwax's back and forth about the mounted animal head is one of my most memorable moments of all the discworld books; I even use those lines on my 5 and 3 year old daughters. Small Gods is one of my all time favorite books and anything with DEATH in it is pure gold. It's been a damn decade since I read the discworld books. It may be time to re-read the whole lot of them.


The general consensus on me reading these for the first time seems to be something people enjoyed enough to be jealous of others getting that experience. As a result I plan on absolutely relishing these reads and making the most of them. So thanks to everyone who has chimed in. :D

Almost done PYRAMIDS. It's still excellent.
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Posted 26 March 2015 - 04:45 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 26 March 2015 - 01:14 PM, said:

View PostBaco Xtath, on 26 March 2015 - 11:45 AM, said:

View PostAndorion, on 26 March 2015 - 01:26 AM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 25 March 2015 - 07:59 PM, said:

View Postpolishgenius, on 25 March 2015 - 07:40 PM, said:

Eta: QT, are you reading the series for the first time and in order? Because if so, I'm really looking forward to some of your impressions as you get to the good bit of the series. :D


Kind of. I have read already all the Watch books (except the most recent one)...and EQUAL RITES (plus two of the YA Tiffany Aching books)...but now I've gone back and am using that chart that is posted in the other thread to read all the others. I'm starting with PYRAMIDS and will move onto SMALL GODS...and then probably start the DEATH books. But yes, I'm basically going to try to read them all.


Oh you are going to read Witches Abroad for the first time! Mort and Reaper Man for the first time! What I would give to be you and read these books for the first time again


I can't remember the exact quote but Nanny Ogg's and Granny Weatherwax's back and forth about the mounted animal head is one of my most memorable moments of all the discworld books; I even use those lines on my 5 and 3 year old daughters. Small Gods is one of my all time favorite books and anything with DEATH in it is pure gold. It's been a damn decade since I read the discworld books. It may be time to re-read the whole lot of them.


The general consensus on me reading these for the first time seems to be something people enjoyed enough to be jealous of others getting that experience. As a result I plan on absolutely relishing these reads and making the most of them. So thanks to everyone who has chimed in. :D

Almost done PYRAMIDS. It's still excellent.


Enjoy your read. I keep these books around for a quick glance through when I feel down. I will be really interested to here about your favourite book and what you think of the way the series progresses
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Posted 26 March 2015 - 04:54 PM

Finished Ketty Jay Book 1. A rolicking read. I am still a bit puzzled about the technology, but I saw most of the backstories coming . I will be picking up the other books.

What to read now......
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Posted 26 March 2015 - 08:33 PM

View PostAndorion, on 26 March 2015 - 04:54 PM, said:

Finished Ketty Jay Book 1. A rolicking read. I am still a bit puzzled about the technology, but I saw most of the backstories coming . I will be picking up the other books.

What to read now......


I suggest Ketty Jay Bk 2. As short and fast as these books are, there's no reason not to knock out the entire series in a go - it's a helluva lot of fun that way.
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Posted 26 March 2015 - 11:12 PM

Re Grossman's THE MAGICIAN KING... "Fuck reality, let's go save the universe!"...I think I love this book just a little.
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Posted 27 March 2015 - 04:00 AM

Finished Tad WIlliams' "Dirty Streets of Heaven". Enjoyed it, but then again, I'm a sucker for a masquerade-themed urban fantasy with implications of epicness, and it don't get much more epic than a cold war of angels and demons risking to go hot.

characters were decent, there were only a few times they frustrated me. Pacing quite decent.

Now, onto the "Words of Radiance"....
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 27 March 2015 - 02:13 PM

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View PostAndorion, on 26 March 2015 - 04:54 PM, said:

Finished Ketty Jay Book 1. A rolicking read. I am still a bit puzzled about the technology, but I saw most of the backstories coming . I will be picking up the other books.

What to read now......


I suggest Ketty Jay Bk 2. As short and fast as these books are, there's no reason not to knock out the entire series in a go - it's a helluva lot of fun that way.


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Posted 27 March 2015 - 04:46 PM

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View PostBaco Xtath, on 26 March 2015 - 08:33 PM, said:

View PostAndorion, on 26 March 2015 - 04:54 PM, said:

Finished Ketty Jay Book 1. A rolicking read. I am still a bit puzzled about the technology, but I saw most of the backstories coming . I will be picking up the other books.

What to read now......


I suggest Ketty Jay Bk 2. As short and fast as these books are, there's no reason not to knock out the entire series in a go - it's a helluva lot of fun that way.


Hear this person, it's totally correct.


I am going to give book 2 a read.Actually I am going for all the books.
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Posted 27 March 2015 - 05:14 PM

Meanwhile I discovered that I apparently already have Chris Evans' Iron Elves trilogy. This has been recommended to me here so I will probably hit this next
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Posted 27 March 2015 - 05:57 PM

Finished PYRAMIDS, what a fun book! Pratchett goodness throughout. My particular favorite scene was Teppic dismantling the Sphinx's riddle...the banter in that section was genius!

Anyways, going to check out Holly Black's THE DARKEST PART OF THE FOREST next I think.

Then I'll probably get back to my next DISCWORLD book.
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Posted 29 March 2015 - 02:38 PM

Oh god DAMMIT it got in my eyes AGAIN
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Posted 29 March 2015 - 03:57 PM

Full-face shields and latex gloves are recommended.
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Posted 29 March 2015 - 05:31 PM

Right now I'm reading Meluch's Tour of the Merrimack: The Myriad


So far, it's an excellent read, really down to earth style characters coupled with high scifi and what not.

I liked this one...
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I join the others in recommending this book
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Posted 30 March 2015 - 09:47 AM

Back into reading mode, just finished The Dark Defiles and loved that as a conclusion to the trilogy.

On to Willful Child!

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Posted 30 March 2015 - 01:23 PM

Guh. I tried out THE DARKEST PART OF THE FOREST by Holly Black...so VERY very YA, and not at all the kind I like.

Then I tried out Joe Abercrombie's HALF A KING. Also very YA...and oh so pedestrian. I kept waiting for something interesting and NOT trite to occur. The thinly veiled Viking story (with gods that are an inexplicable mix between "name the god after what they do" and use pagan sensibilities and christian naming conventions.), the lead who everyone thinks is not worthy showing them that "worthy" isn't always about being the best warrior, the female love interest who is introduced and they not only fall for one another immediately (like in a conversation minutes after they meet)...they'd both been training to be the same thing (and yet Yarvi never knew that, even though their teacher was the same person?). It's just all so meh. Like I don't care if they go raiding. I don't care if Yarvi can use his MIND to beat people at things. I just don't care. Where his main books like to turn tropes on their head...he's using his YA's to tell a straightforward story and it's booooooring.
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Posted 30 March 2015 - 01:50 PM

View PostMaark, on 29 March 2015 - 02:38 PM, said:

Oh god DAMMIT it got in my eyes AGAIN



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Full-face shields and latex gloves are recommended.


I love the fact that he's got two, potentially four more books of this still to go.
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Posted 30 March 2015 - 01:56 PM

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View Postpolishgenius, on 25 March 2015 - 07:40 PM, said:

...
Currently reading The Black Dream by Col Buchanan. ...


HOW.
THE FUCK.
DID I.
NOT.
KNOW THIS WAS OUT?????!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!??!



Apparently Tor have dropped the series so perhaps it's not got as noticed because of that (obviously the UK publishers continued, dunno what the Canada situation is).
Also: I was wondering when you'd notice. I've been mentioning it for a couple of weeks now. :D


Believe me, if i had seen your mentions i would have the book already.

Ah yes... chapters/indigo doesn't have it at all, amazon.ca and .com only have paperbacks from resellers, and .uk won't let me buy it for kindle.
Amazing that i have to work to give them my money... time to fire up the DNS...

This is weird, even his own website doesn't mention it. Wtf happened here?


No closer to any aswers but the nice people at amazon.uk graciously allowed me to give them money in exchange for the book... ok i may have had to put the address for a London crack house into my profile for about five minutes... but now i have the book, which i will hit the instant i'm done with Ketty Jay 2!
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Posted 30 March 2015 - 03:23 PM

Finished the Sanderson Cosmere Novella Sixth of the Dusk. Now reading the 2nd Novella Shadows for Silence in the Forests of Hell. Both very interesting
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