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2026 Black Company reread

#21 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 15 August 2026 - 03:42 PM

I forgot how straight up the first few sections are with just how brutal and awful both sides of the conflict are.

There are no good people here.

On part four of book 1, Whisper.
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Posted 15 August 2026 - 03:59 PM

 T77, on 15 August 2026 - 01:43 PM, said:

I would join but I just did a reread prior to Lies Weeping - which was excellent! And I was surprised to not see any comments on Lies Weeping considering this is a Malazan forum and Erikson was very influenced by Cook. But maybe I just missed the comments or threads. Can't wait for They Cry in November!

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Posted 15 August 2026 - 11:01 PM

View PostMacros, on 15 August 2026 - 03:42 PM, said:

I forgot how straight up the first few sections are with just how brutal and awful both sides of the conflict are.

There are no good people here.

On part four of book 1, Whisper.


Love that the murder of like 3-4000 militia is just swiftly mentioned as a side note as the company departs Beryl
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Posted 15 August 2026 - 11:25 PM

Aswell as the capture of a strategically very important fortress is like 3 lines, we wanted the fortress so we took it...
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Posted 16 August 2026 - 07:31 AM

 Sheve, on 15 August 2026 - 11:25 PM, said:

Aswell as the capture of a strategically very important fortress is like 3 lines, we wanted the fortress so we took it...

Yeah that was great haha it gave me a chuckle. I also really like how they only hint at the wider way. Like everything the company does is successful to one degree or another, but they're always retreating.
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Posted 16 August 2026 - 12:47 PM

View Postamphibian, on 15 August 2026 - 03:59 PM, said:

View PostT77, on 15 August 2026 - 01:43 PM, said:

I would join but I just did a reread prior to Lies Weeping - which was excellent! And I was surprised to not see any comments on Lies Weeping considering this is a Malazan forum and Erikson was very influenced by Cook. But maybe I just missed the comments or threads. Can't wait for They Cry in November!

I have the physical book, but I moved when it came in and haven't unpacked it yet.


Good to hear at least someone else in here is interested in it. And I'm assuming all in this thread will get to it soon.
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Posted 18 August 2026 - 07:30 PM

Croaker just invited the homicidal geriatric undead crippled high mage for some lovely tea.

"The official sources say they never lost a battle. They just kept winning closer and closer to home."


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