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#21 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 05 August 2026 - 01:43 PM

When I originally posted the first pick it completely screwed up the formatting. I shouted my disdain for QBs after selecting #1 overall as a RB. Fuck them QBs! All my homies hate QBs!
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Posted 07 August 2026 - 06:23 AM

We’ll get this draft done by week 2 at this rate y'all.
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Posted 07 August 2026 - 08:35 AM

I can slow that down dont worry
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Posted 07 August 2026 - 12:31 PM

Even more time for catastrophic season ending injuries to impact our high picks before the fantasy season begins!
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Posted 07 August 2026 - 05:03 PM

Can someone post positions please, is it still 2 x QB
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Posted 07 August 2026 - 06:54 PM

2 QB
2 RB
4 WR
1 RB/WR/TE Flex
1 DT
1 Kicker

6? Bench
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 07 August 2026 - 07:26 PM

5 on the bench, which always seems like not enough during those rough bye weeks haha
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Posted 08 August 2026 - 09:10 PM

Yes Yes its my turn
I know.

Its my birthday so fuck off until tomorrow
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Posted 08 August 2026 - 11:56 PM

Happy birthday Maccy!!!
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Posted 10 August 2026 - 07:43 AM

How do I pick my players again?
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Posted 10 August 2026 - 12:08 PM

Via Magic 8 Ball
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Posted 11 August 2026 - 04:51 PM

In what order
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Posted 14 August 2026 - 05:55 PM

I cannot do any mock drafts that are helpful because our set-up is so unique. Like we are SO far off what computers are doing I can't get an accurate gauge of what might come next without paying for it. And I'm not paying.
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Posted 14 August 2026 - 07:17 PM

Nor I, and each year I look for help, but this year I'm just going for what I feel is right
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Posted 14 August 2026 - 09:47 PM

Why was there only one QB pick before me?

I feel you you are all punking me, surely elite QB is the go to?
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Posted 15 August 2026 - 10:38 AM

So I'm not signing up for this but I've been persuaded by a friend to join a fantasy league on ESPN, and I've no idea what the drafting actually is. Apparently if I don't log onto the site on the 21st August it'll automatically fill my roster. Which I'm quite happy to let it do (I think I'm more of a placeholder as someone dropped out).

Is there anything I need to know about these things?
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Posted 15 August 2026 - 12:02 PM

View PostMacros, on 14 August 2026 - 09:47 PM, said:

Why was there only one QB pick before me?

I feel you you are all punking me, surely elite QB is the go to?

Last year, there were I think 5 QBs in the first 2 rounds taken. And I would have snapped up Lamar if you hadn’t picked him, this time around as well.
I guess the thinking this year is that there is a large amount of really good QBs just behind Allen and Jackson, and you can wait for those while the top RBs and WRs are as narrow a group as they always have been?
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Posted 15 August 2026 - 03:09 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 15 August 2026 - 10:38 AM, said:

So I'm not signing up for this but I've been persuaded by a friend to join a fantasy league on ESPN, and I've no idea what the drafting actually is. Apparently if I don't log onto the site on the 21st August it'll automatically fill my roster. Which I'm quite happy to let it do (I think I'm more of a placeholder as someone dropped out).

Is there anything I need to know about these things?


Unless you are doing a lot of research just doing an auto draft is as good as anything else. The real difference is paying attention to the free agency. Knowing when a player is going to go on their bye week and planning a replacement in advance. Pay attention to injuries and be proactive in replacing from free agency.

Stay away from Jets players. It is a shit organization and they never perform like they should.
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#39 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 15 August 2026 - 03:11 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 14 August 2026 - 05:55 PM, said:

I cannot do any mock drafts that are helpful because our set-up is so unique. Like we are SO far off what computers are doing I can't get an accurate gauge of what might come next without paying for it. And I'm not paying.


Yeah you have to be able to model 6 points for QB Tds and a lot of free mock now lock the points a 5.
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Posted 15 August 2026 - 03:27 PM

Thanks Venge!
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