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Crazy guy breaks into home claiming to be Dresden

#1 User is online   QuickTidal 

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Posted 20 April 2026 - 01:10 PM

So I dunno who saw this, but a guy who was CLEARLY going through psychosis showed up at someone's home in a trench coat demanding to be let in...the wife and small child were home, the husband and father was not....but he was the one on the ring cam talking to the crazy guy.

Crazy guy demanded to be let in, and when asked by the dad who he was claimed that he was Harry Dresden and asked "where the girl was", and then kicked the door until he gained entry. Inside he frantically searches the house and at one point screams the name Victor, and says he's going to kill him...the dad finally shows up with a shovel and deescalates the guy a bit...

So it SOUNDs like this guys Psychosis had a Dresden aspect, and who was the villain in STORM FRONT? Victor Sells; the Shadowman...so he really thought he was wizard Harry Dresden and that he was trying to save some girl from Victor Sells...

Guy was eventually arrested and charged. The family were all safe.

Anyways, becuase the universe is going to universe the #1 fantasy audiobook on the sale charts right now? STORM FRONT....

This timeline is fucking weird y'all. I wonder what Jim thinks of all this.

Video in case you want to check it out. It's disturbing so be warned.

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This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 20 April 2026 - 01:12 PM

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Posted 20 April 2026 - 02:22 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 20 April 2026 - 01:10 PM, said:

So I dunno who saw this, but a guy who was CLEARLY going through psychosis showed up at someone's home in a trench coat demanding to be let in...the wife and small child were home, the husband and father was not....but he was the one on the ring cam talking to the crazy guy.

Crazy guy demanded to be let in, and when asked by the dad who he was claimed that he was Harry Dresden and asked "where the girl was", and then kicked the door until he gained entry. Inside he frantically searches the house and at one point screams the name Victor, and says he's going to kill him...the dad finally shows up with a shovel and deescalates the guy a bit...

So it SOUNDs like this guys Psychosis had a Dresden aspect, and who was the villain in STORM FRONT? Victor Sells; the Shadowman...so he really thought he was wizard Harry Dresden and that he was trying to save some girl from Victor Sells...

Guy was eventually arrested and charged. The family were all safe.

Anyways, becuase the universe is going to universe the #1 fantasy audiobook on the sale charts right now? STORM FRONT....

This timeline is fucking weird y'all. I wonder what Jim thinks of all this.

Video in case you want to check it out. It's disturbing so be warned.

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Could have been worse - he could have been wearing a wolf-skin belt and demanding to see Marcone.
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Posted 23 April 2026 - 05:09 PM

Who hasnt wanted to be Dresden.

Remember Drugs, not even once.
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Posted 23 April 2026 - 09:51 PM

View PostCause, on 23 April 2026 - 05:09 PM, said:

Who hasnt wanted to be Dresden.

Remember Drugs, not even once.


One of the few good things Trump has done is loosen restrictions on marijuana and psychedelics.

Now he just needs to put them in the water supply... "drink of His flesh, feast on His dementia"
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Posted 27 April 2026 - 01:31 PM

I remember watching this when it came out and it is top de-escalation from the home owner. Are you military? Can you help me? Asking that really changed the outcome of this potentially FU situation.

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'Yet my heart breaks for a naked hen.'
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