Posted Yesterday, 10:49 PM
Allen Wrench and screwed
The starting QB duo of Josh Allen and Jalen Hurts is a fantasy manager’s dream, both graded at the top of the league with A+ and tagged as steals. Their combined projected points near 50 are a massive foundation for weekly success, especially in a 2-QB league. However, the bench QB grade is a glaring F, meaning if either starter hits a snag, the fallback options could leave you scrambling. This lack of depth at QB is a risk that could haunt the team during bye weeks or injury scares.
🏃♂️ Running Back Depth: Strength and Strategic Flexibility
Running backs are the true backbone here, with a strong overall A+ grade thanks to a solid starting group and an outstanding bench. Players like Omarion Hampton and James Conner provide reliable production, while the bench depth offers flexibility and insurance. The downside risk is moderate, but the upside is high, giving this team a solid edge in a league that demands two starting RBs. The bye week clash at RB in week 8 with Ken Walker III and James Conner is something to monitor closely.
📡 Wide Receiver Mix: Starter Strength, Bench Woes
Wide receivers hold a respectable B+ grade for starters, featuring breakout candidates and safe floors like Nico Collins and Davante Adams. However, the bench WRs drag the overall group down with a D- grade, limiting late-season flexibility and injury cover. The team’s investment in multiple WRs with the same bye week (week 8) could cause lineup headaches.
Tight End, Defense, and Special Teams: Solid Starters, Thin Backups
Brock Bowers leads the tight end group with an A starter grade but a bench grade of F, signaling a lack of depth at this position. The team defense and kicker are solid starters with B- and B grades respectively, but again, no bench support. This thinness could be a vulnerability if injuries or bye weeks hit hard. The team’s projected points and upside at TE and special teams are decent, but shoring up these spots on the waiver wire or through trades could be a game-changer for the playoff push.
Overall, Allen wrench or just screwed? has built a competitive, well-rounded squad with a few key areas to watch. With strong QB starters, deep RBs, and solid WR starters, this team is poised to make noise in the Malazan NFL. But those bench weaknesses and bye week conflicts mean the season won’t be without its challenges. Stay sharp, use your tools, and keep those wrenches tight!
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
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