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Posted 29 August 2025 - 04:35 AM

 HoosierDaddy, on 29 August 2025 - 01:55 AM, said:

I drafted blind from a plane in Cancun Mexico. If I can do it so can you! Let’s get this bitch done!


So that was why you had such a good pick. I was wondering what happened. 😆
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Posted 30 August 2025 - 05:05 PM

A Defense and Kicker are off the board!!!!
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Posted 30 August 2025 - 07:07 PM

I’m at the point where the WRs/RBs are not exciting and there will likely be similar quality players on waivers anyway. Might as well get the k/def I’m excited about.
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Posted 30 August 2025 - 09:54 PM

I was gonna go last round.
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Posted 31 August 2025 - 02:00 AM

Run on Defense!!!
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Posted 31 August 2025 - 03:15 PM

Home stretch now
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Posted 01 September 2025 - 06:12 PM

finish this you turkeys!

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Posted 01 September 2025 - 09:09 PM

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Posted 01 September 2025 - 10:31 PM

Fast last few rounds! Thanks in advance to Venge for the administrative work to fill our teams in yahoo.
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Posted Yesterday, 04:16 AM

Of course. AA previous years I will provide team draft breakdowns as well.
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Posted Yesterday, 04:16 AM

Of course. Aa previous years I will provide team draft breakdowns as well.
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Posted Yesterday, 09:57 PM

All of the teams have been added to Yahoo. Please let me know if I missed anyone. Please set your teams before Thursday (unless your playing me in which case you don't have to. :p)
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Posted Yesterday, 10:12 PM

Miami to Ibiza’s
QB group is the shining beacon in an otherwise dim roster. Patrick Mahomes II and C.J. Stroud provide a strong starting tandem, earning a respectable B- grade for starters. Mahomes is a fantasy powerhouse, and Stroud’s rookie season showed promise, giving this team a reliable weekly floor and some upside. However, the bench QB situation is a glaring weakness, rated an F, which leaves little room for injury or bye week cover. In this league’s 2-QB format, shoring up that backup spot is critical to maintaining competitiveness.

🏃‍♂️ Running Back Woes: The Achilles’ Heel
Sorry, but yikes... the running back group is the biggest liability here. Both starters and bench RBs earned failing grades, dragging the overall RB grade to an F. Breece Hall and Jaylen Warren are serviceable but overpriced and inconsistent, while the depth behind them is thin and risky. This lack of reliable RB production severely limits Miami to Ibiza’s weekly scoring potential and playoff hopes. Targeting waiver wire gems or trades to upgrade this position should be a top priority.

📡 Wide Receiver and Tight End: Mixed Bag
Wide receivers are another sore spot, with starters graded D and bench players at rock bottom F. Tyreek Hill is a true star but considered a reach at his draft cost, and the supporting cast like DK Metcalf and Brandon Aiyuk have injury and value concerns. On the flip side, the tight end starter Kyle Pitts Sr. shines with an A+ grade, providing a rare elite weapon at a thin position. However, the bench TE is a non-factor, which could cause trouble during bye weeks. Balancing WR depth and maintaining that TE advantage will be key.

🔧 Strategic Moves and Playoff Outlook
With playoff chances hovering around 16-20%, Miami to Ibiza is on the outside looking in. The team’s overall upside is moderate but capped by weak depth and positional imbalances. The bye week conflict at TE with Pitts and Freiermuth in week 5 is a concern that needs managing. The team should consider picking up Trevor Lawrence to replace Kirk Cousins for more consistent QB depth, and swapping out the San Francisco 49ers defense for the Chiefs could boost scoring.
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Posted Yesterday, 10:13 PM

Password is Taco:

The running back corps is the crown jewel for Password is Taco, earning an A+ overall grade. With Jahmyr Gibbs leading the charge and Ashton Jeanty and Josh Jacobs providing strong support, this group delivers both high floor and upside. Their combined projected points and depth make them a formidable force, especially in a league that starts two RBs. The bench backs also carry solid value, ensuring injury insurance and flex options. This stable of backs gives the team a consistent weekly advantage and a strong foundation to build around.

🌟 Wide Receiver Depth: Loaded and Lethal
Wide receivers come in strong with an A overall grade, featuring Ja'Marr Chase as a breakout star and solid contributors like Mike Evans and Terry McLaurin. The depth extends to the bench with promising options, giving Password is Taco flexibility and matchup play. However, DeVonta Smith and Jordan Addison’s grades suggest some reaches that could limit ceiling. Still, this group’s overall production and upside keep the team competitive in a league requiring four starting WRs, making it a key strength.

🤠 Quarterback Quandary: A Mixed Bag
Quarterbacks are the team's Achilles' heel, graded overall as a D. Starters like Justin Herbert and Brock Purdy provide decent production but lack the elite upside to dominate in a two-QB starting format. The bench QB grade is an F, indicating no reliable backup to lean on. This weakness could cap the team’s ceiling and create tough lineup decisions during bye weeks.

⚔️ Special Teams and Bye Week Battles
The defense and kicker units are solid, both earning A- grades, contributing steady points and return yard bonuses that can swing close matchups. However, bye week conflicts at RB (week 8) and WR (week 9) could pose lineup headaches, especially with multiple starters off simultaneously. Managing these weeks carefully will be crucial to maintaining momentum. The team’s lack of tight end depth is another concern, with a starter grade of C and bench at F, suggesting a need for upgrades or streaming strategies to avoid weak spots in the lineup.
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Posted Yesterday, 10:15 PM

Hooper Troopers

Hooper's Troopers boast a top-tier running back group, earning an A starter grade thanks to Bijan Robinson and Chase Brown leading the charge. Robinson’s elite production and safe floor status give this team a reliable workhorse, while Brown adds solid depth. However, the bench RB grade is a glaring weak spot with a D+, which could hurt if injuries strike or bye weeks hit hard. Tony Pollard’s presence adds some upside but is tagged as a reach, so keep an eye on waiver wire gems to bolster this spot.

🌟 Wide Receiver Depth and Value
The wide receiver corps is a bright spot with an A overall grade, blending strong starters like Justin Jefferson and Drake London with an A+ bench that includes value players like Stefon Diggs. That said, some WRs like Sutton and Harrison Jr. are marked as overpriced, which could limit trade flexibility. The team’s investment in multiple WRs from different NFL teams helps mitigate risk, but bye week management will be key to maintaining consistent production.

🧠 Quarterback Strategy and Bye Week Challenges
With two starting QBs graded B- and a bench QB at B, Hooper's Troopers have a solid but not spectacular QB room. Baker Mayfield and Caleb Williams provide a nice combo of upside and floor, but the bench QB Justin Fields, while a steal, is a luxury that might be expendable given the bye week clash with Mayfield in Week 9. The team should consider the recommended move to pick up Trevor Lawrence to upgrade QB depth and avoid bye week headaches. This QB depth is crucial in a 2-QB league and could be the difference-maker in close matchups.

🔧 Tight End and Team Defense Concerns
The tight end position is a mixed bag: starters grade out at A- thanks to George Kittle’s safe floor and upside, but the bench is a disaster with an F, leaving no insurance if Kittle falters or misses time. The team defense is solid but not spectacular, with a B- starter grade. The kicker position is a strong point with an A- starter grade, which is often overlooked but can add valuable points in tight playoff races. Hooper's Troopers should monitor the waiver wire closely for TE depth and consider streaming defenses if needed.
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Posted Yesterday, 10:17 PM

Da Best FootBall team

The team’s QB group grades out as a solid B+, with both starters delivering strong production and upside. Jayden Daniels and Kyler Murray provide a nice mix of steady floor and big-play potential, which is gold in a league requiring two QBs. The bench QB, J.J. McCarthy, is a steal with upside to cover bye weeks or injury. This depth at QB gives Da best football team a competitive edge, especially since superflex isn’t in play, so having two reliable starters is crucial.

🏃‍♂️ Running Back Strength - The Crown Jewel
Running backs are the crown jewel here, boasting an A+ starter grade thanks to Saquon Barkley’s safe floor and De’Von Achane’s explosiveness. Alvin Kamara and Isiah Pacheco add solid depth, though some are tagged as overpriced, which could be a concern if injuries strike. Still, this group’s overall production and upside are high, giving the team a strong foundation to control the clock and rack up points.

📡 Wide Receiver Corps - Depth with Some Risk
Wide receivers have a mixed bag with a B- starter grade but an A+ bench grade, showing depth beyond the starters. Malik Nabers leads the starters but is considered overpriced, and several others like Tee Higgins and Rashee Rice carry reach or overpriced tags. Bye week conflicts at WR in week 10 could force some tough lineup decisions.

⚠️ Tight End Troubles and Special Teams Bright Spots
The tight end position is the biggest Achilles’ heel, with a D+ starter grade and an F bench grade. T.J. Hockenson’s production hasn’t matched expectations, and the team should consider the recommended pickup of David Njoku to boost this spot. On the bright side, the defense and kicker units are solid, with the Philadelphia Eagles defense and Ka’imi Fairbairn providing steady scoring. Shoring up the TE spot will be critical for Da best football team to avoid weekly scoring dips and maintain playoff momentum.
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Posted Yesterday, 10:18 PM

Drunken Leprechauns (With strangely large hands)

The Drunken Leprechauns boast an A- grade at team defense, a real bright spot that can anchor weekly scoring and provide a competitive edge in this league. Their starting quarterback grade is a solid C, led by Joe Burrow, who’s a steal and ranks highly overall. Wide receivers hold a C- overall, with Amon-Ra St. Brown as a breakout candidate providing reliable production. Tight end starter Sam LaPorta offers decent value, rounding out a starting lineup that can put up respectable points. This core gives the team a fighting chance each week, especially if the defense continues to deliver.

🏃‍♂️ Running Back Woes and Depth Concerns
Running backs are the team's Achilles’ heel, graded D+ overall with starters struggling to hit consistent highs. Jonathan Taylor is a value pick but the supporting cast, including Trey Benson and Tyjae Spears, looks shaky and prone to underperformance. Bench depth across RB, QB, and TE is weak, with several bench players graded F, which is risky in a league demanding two QBs and multiple flex spots. This thin depth could leave the team vulnerable to injuries or bye week conflicts, especially with two WRs sharing a Week 7 bye.

📊 Playoff Outlook and Strategic Moves
With playoff chances hovering around 26-39%, the Drunken Leprechauns are on the bubble. To improve, they should consider upgrading their backup QB spot by swapping Anthony Richardson for Trevor Lawrence, a move that adds stability and upside. Adding Wil Lutz at kicker could also provide a slight edge over Evan McPherson. The team’s upside is moderate, with some high-risk, high-reward players on the roster.

⚠️ Bye Week Clashes and Roster Construction
The Week 7 bye clash at wide receiver with Zay Flowers and Keon Coleman could force tough lineup decisions, potentially weakening the WR corps that week. The team’s lack of bench strength at tight end and quarterback means injuries or underperformance could be costly. The two-QB requirement in this league makes the QB position a critical focus area, and the current bench QB grade of F is a glaring vulnerability. Addressing these depth issues quickly will be key to turning this C- grade into a playoff-worthy squad.
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Posted Yesterday, 10:47 PM

Hoosier Colts

The Colts boast a top-tier QB duo led by Lamar Jackson, whose dynamic playmaking ability anchors the starting lineup with an A- grade. Backup Jared Goff and developmental Drake Maye provide solid insurance, giving the team a rare luxury of two high-scoring QBs in a non-superflex league. This depth at quarterback not only cushions bye weeks but also offers flexibility for trade or waiver wire moves. Their projected points from QBs are among the highest in the league, giving the Colts a clear edge in weekly scoring potential.

🏃‍♂️ Running Back Depth: A+ Bench, Solid Starters
Running backs are the Colts’ crown jewel, with an A+ overall grade thanks to strong starters like James Cook and Bucky Irving, plus a bench that can step up when needed. This depth is crucial in an 8-team league where RBs can be scarce, and it provides a safety net against injuries or tough matchups. However, the presence of Joe Mixon on the bench, who has underperformed, suggests a need for a savvy waiver or trade move to maximize this group’s value.

📉 Wide Receiver and Tight End Concerns
Wide receivers start strong with an A- grade but drop to a B- overall due to a weak bench, including a notable bye week clash between A.J. Brown and Garrett Wilson in Week 9. This could force tough lineup decisions or require strategic pickups. The tight end position is a glaring weakness, graded F overall, with Trey McBride as a starter who’s been tagged as overpriced. This spot could be a target for improvement via waiver wire or trade, as it may limit weekly upside and consistency.

🔮 Playoff Outlook and Strategic Moves
With playoff chances in the 60-77% range, the Colts are in a good spot but need to navigate bye weeks carefully and consider upgrades at TE and WR depth. The team’s special teams and defense grades are middling, so picking up the Kansas City Chiefs defense could be a savvy move to boost scoring.
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Posted Yesterday, 10:49 PM

Allen Wrench and screwed

The starting QB duo of Josh Allen and Jalen Hurts is a fantasy manager’s dream, both graded at the top of the league with A+ and tagged as steals. Their combined projected points near 50 are a massive foundation for weekly success, especially in a 2-QB league. However, the bench QB grade is a glaring F, meaning if either starter hits a snag, the fallback options could leave you scrambling. This lack of depth at QB is a risk that could haunt the team during bye weeks or injury scares.

🏃‍♂️ Running Back Depth: Strength and Strategic Flexibility
Running backs are the true backbone here, with a strong overall A+ grade thanks to a solid starting group and an outstanding bench. Players like Omarion Hampton and James Conner provide reliable production, while the bench depth offers flexibility and insurance. The downside risk is moderate, but the upside is high, giving this team a solid edge in a league that demands two starting RBs. The bye week clash at RB in week 8 with Ken Walker III and James Conner is something to monitor closely.

📡 Wide Receiver Mix: Starter Strength, Bench Woes
Wide receivers hold a respectable B+ grade for starters, featuring breakout candidates and safe floors like Nico Collins and Davante Adams. However, the bench WRs drag the overall group down with a D- grade, limiting late-season flexibility and injury cover. The team’s investment in multiple WRs with the same bye week (week 8) could cause lineup headaches.

Tight End, Defense, and Special Teams: Solid Starters, Thin Backups
Brock Bowers leads the tight end group with an A starter grade but a bench grade of F, signaling a lack of depth at this position. The team defense and kicker are solid starters with B- and B grades respectively, but again, no bench support. This thinness could be a vulnerability if injuries or bye weeks hit hard. The team’s projected points and upside at TE and special teams are decent, but shoring up these spots on the waiver wire or through trades could be a game-changer for the playoff push.

Overall, Allen wrench or just screwed? has built a competitive, well-rounded squad with a few key areas to watch. With strong QB starters, deep RBs, and solid WR starters, this team is poised to make noise in the Malazan NFL. But those bench weaknesses and bye week conflicts mean the season won’t be without its challenges. Stay sharp, use your tools, and keep those wrenches tight!
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Posted Yesterday, 10:50 PM

Go Ducks!!

🏈 Running Back Powerhouse
The GO DUCKS boast an elite running back group that’s the envy of the league. With Derrick Henry and Christian McCaffrey leading the charge, you’ve got two workhorses who consistently deliver high fantasy points and reliability. Kyren Williams adds valuable depth and upside, making your RB corps not just strong but also versatile. This group’s high overall and starter grades give you a clear advantage on the ground, setting a solid foundation for weekly success.

📡 Wide Receiver Depth and Value
Your wide receiver group is a mixed bag of solid starters and high-upside bench players. Brian Thomas Jr. and Jaxon Smith-Njigba anchor your starting WRs, though both came with a bit of a price tag that might have been a reach. Deebo Samuel and Tetairoa McMillan add nice value and rookie upside, while Calvin Ridley and Rome Odunze provide depth with some risk. The bye week clash at WR in Week 8 is something to watch, but your bench strength here is a big plus.

🧩 Quarterback and Tight End Concerns
Quarterback is a bit of a double-edged sword for GO DUCKS. Starters Bo Nix and Dak Prescott offer decent production, but the bench QB grade is a glaring weak spot, leaving you vulnerable if injuries strike. Tight end is the Achilles’ heel, with Travis Kelce being a pricey but reliable starter, and no viable backup to lean on. This thinness at TE and QB depth could hurt in critical weeks, so keep an eye on the waiver wire and consider trades to shore up these spots.

🎯 Playoff Outlook and Strategy
With playoff chances sitting between good and great, GO DUCKS are in a strong position but can’t afford complacency. Your team’s upside is solid across most positions, especially RB and WR, but shoring up QB depth and tight end reliability will be key.
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