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THIS IS NOT A DRILL
REPEAT NOT A DRILL
MAY REQUIRE A DRILL, WE'LL SEE
PROBABLY JUST SOME STAPLES AND GORILLA GLUE
WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
OH RIGHT....
Quicktidal sighted on Reddit, has been apprehended and temporarily detained under heavy sedation and subliminal messaging. We need to get him signed back into his old account before he regains consciousness and/or sense, i've begun the process, will update if reinforcements required.
Stat we need:
sixteen cans of Mountain Dew,
seasons 6-13 of THE BACHLORETTE CANADA,
four alligator clip cables,
a shag carpet in primary colours no pastels,
two llamas of diametrically opposed colour scheme,
and as many Beanie Babies as you can find.
MOVE PEOPLE MOVE
ACTIVATE INDUCTION PROTOCOL OMEGA - Quicktidal sighted, re-absorption required
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QuickTidal 
- Lord of the Waters
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- Interests:DoubleStamping. Movies. Reading.
Posted 18 November 2024 - 04:08 PM
Geez I'm gone for only...
*counts on fingers*
holy fuck, a year?
Well, I'm happy I was helped back into the site by our resident Canadian cat assassin.
Twas a good break. I think my mental health needed it:
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*counts on fingers*
holy fuck, a year?
Well, I'm happy I was helped back into the site by our resident Canadian cat assassin.
Twas a good break. I think my mental health needed it:
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Number of downloads: 0
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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QuickTidal
- Lord of the Waters
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Posted 18 November 2024 - 05:18 PM
Thanks man!
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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Tiste Simeon
- Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon
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Posted 18 November 2024 - 05:24 PM
Who?
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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QuickTidal
- Lord of the Waters
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Posted 18 November 2024 - 05:55 PM
LOL, if you like!
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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Abyss
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Posted 19 November 2024 - 05:06 AM
JPK, on 18 November 2024 - 05:31 PM, said:
Does this mean I can go back to lurking more again?
Nope. If anything you're required to post more.
Sorry rules is rules.
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Tsundoku
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Posted 19 November 2024 - 06:08 AM
Abyss, on 19 November 2024 - 05:06 AM, said:
JPK, on 18 November 2024 - 05:31 PM, said:
Does this mean I can go back to lurking more again?
Nope. If anything you're required to post more.
Sorry rules is rules.
Yup, sorry JPK, like the man said:
https://getyarn.io/y...b6-b28428ec59fc
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Maark Abbott
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Posted 19 November 2024 - 08:36 AM
QuickTidal, on 18 November 2024 - 04:08 PM, said:
Geez I'm gone for only...
*counts on fingers*
holy fuck, a year?
Well, I'm happy I was helped back into the site by our resident Canadian cat assassin.
Twas a good break. I think my mental health needed it:
images.jpeg
*counts on fingers*
holy fuck, a year?
Well, I'm happy I was helped back into the site by our resident Canadian cat assassin.
Twas a good break. I think my mental health needed it:
images.jpegThere is no escape.
No recall or intervention can work in this place.
Debut novel 'Incarnate' now available on Kindle
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Tsundoku
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Posted 19 November 2024 - 11:39 AM
Maark Abbott, on 19 November 2024 - 08:36 AM, said:
QuickTidal, on 18 November 2024 - 04:08 PM, said:
Geez I'm gone for only...
*counts on fingers*
holy fuck, a year?
Well, I'm happy I was helped back into the site by our resident Canadian cat assassin.
Twas a good break. I think my mental health needed it:
images.jpeg
*counts on fingers*
holy fuck, a year?
Well, I'm happy I was helped back into the site by our resident Canadian cat assassin.
Twas a good break. I think my mental health needed it:
images.jpegThere is no escape.
No recall or intervention can work in this place.
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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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TheRetiredBridgeburner
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Posted 19 November 2024 - 12:13 PM
Yay, good to see you back 
- Wyrd bið ful aræd -
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Abyss
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Posted 20 November 2024 - 04:24 AM
D, on 19 November 2024 - 11:15 PM, said:
You spent 2 whole llamas on that?
Hey I shaved them first!
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Whisperzzzzzzz
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Posted 20 November 2024 - 05:37 PM
Presumably they were tactical llamas.
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Tiste Simeon
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Posted 20 November 2024 - 06:08 PM
JPK, on 20 November 2024 - 05:45 PM, said:
And now they're emotional support llamas.
Emotional Support Llamas, new band name, I've claimed it.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Abyss
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Posted 20 November 2024 - 06:35 PM
It was that or bbq.
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QuickTidal
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Posted 20 November 2024 - 07:11 PM
My buddy once said to me during a political convo that he would "trumpet caution" on some point I made...and that is THE BEST band name that's ever appeared out of the ether for me.
Trumpet Caution
Trumpet Caution
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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Lady Bliss
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Posted 20 November 2024 - 07:13 PM
Tell us what it was like “outside” but remember to REMAIN INDOORS!
"If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge?" - Shylock
