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ACTIVATE INDUCTION PROTOCOL OMEGA - Quicktidal sighted, re-absorption required

#1 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 18 November 2024 - 03:59 PM

ALERT ALERT ALERT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

REPEAT NOT A DRILL

MAY REQUIRE A DRILL, WE'LL SEE

PROBABLY JUST SOME STAPLES AND GORILLA GLUE

WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

OH RIGHT....

Quicktidal sighted on Reddit, has been apprehended and temporarily detained under heavy sedation and subliminal messaging. We need to get him signed back into his old account before he regains consciousness and/or sense, i've begun the process, will update if reinforcements required.

Stat we need:
sixteen cans of Mountain Dew,
seasons 6-13 of THE BACHLORETTE CANADA,
four alligator clip cables,
a shag carpet in primary colours no pastels,
two llamas of diametrically opposed colour scheme,
and as many Beanie Babies as you can find.

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#2 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 18 November 2024 - 04:08 PM

Geez I'm gone for only...

*counts on fingers*

holy fuck, a year?

Well, I'm happy I was helped back into the site by our resident Canadian cat assassin.

Twas a good break. I think my mental health needed it:


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#3 User is offline   champ 

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Posted 18 November 2024 - 05:14 PM

Good to see you about mate, you've been missed! Glad you're on the mend!

Tehol said:

'Yet my heart breaks for a naked hen.'
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Posted 18 November 2024 - 05:18 PM

Thanks man!
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Posted 18 November 2024 - 05:24 PM

Who?
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 18 November 2024 - 05:31 PM

Happy to see you back, QT. Does this mean I can go back to lurking more again?
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#7 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 18 November 2024 - 05:55 PM

LOL, if you like!
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Posted 19 November 2024 - 05:06 AM

View PostJPK, on 18 November 2024 - 05:31 PM, said:

Does this mean I can go back to lurking more again?


Nope. If anything you're required to post more.
Sorry rules is rules.
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Posted 19 November 2024 - 06:08 AM

View PostAbyss, on 19 November 2024 - 05:06 AM, said:

View PostJPK, on 18 November 2024 - 05:31 PM, said:

Does this mean I can go back to lurking more again?


Nope. If anything you're required to post more.
Sorry rules is rules.


Yup, sorry JPK, like the man said:

https://getyarn.io/y...b6-b28428ec59fc
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Posted 19 November 2024 - 08:36 AM

View PostQuickTidal, on 18 November 2024 - 04:08 PM, said:

Geez I'm gone for only...

*counts on fingers*

holy fuck, a year?

Well, I'm happy I was helped back into the site by our resident Canadian cat assassin.

Twas a good break. I think my mental health needed it:


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There is no escape.

No recall or intervention can work in this place.
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Posted 19 November 2024 - 11:39 AM

View PostMaark Abbott, on 19 November 2024 - 08:36 AM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 18 November 2024 - 04:08 PM, said:

Geez I'm gone for only...

*counts on fingers*

holy fuck, a year?

Well, I'm happy I was helped back into the site by our resident Canadian cat assassin.

Twas a good break. I think my mental health needed it:


Attachment images.jpeg


There is no escape.

No recall or intervention can work in this place.

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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 19 November 2024 - 12:13 PM

Yay, good to see you back :D
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Posted 19 November 2024 - 11:15 PM

You spent 2 whole llamas on that?

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 20 November 2024 - 04:24 AM

View PostD, on 19 November 2024 - 11:15 PM, said:

You spent 2 whole llamas on that?


Hey I shaved them first!
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Posted 20 November 2024 - 05:37 PM

Presumably they were tactical llamas.
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Posted 20 November 2024 - 05:45 PM

And now they're emotional support llamas.
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Posted 20 November 2024 - 06:08 PM

View PostJPK, on 20 November 2024 - 05:45 PM, said:

And now they're emotional support llamas.

Emotional Support Llamas, new band name, I've claimed it.
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Posted 20 November 2024 - 06:35 PM

It was that or bbq.
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#19 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 20 November 2024 - 07:11 PM

My buddy once said to me during a political convo that he would "trumpet caution" on some point I made...and that is THE BEST band name that's ever appeared out of the ether for me.

Trumpet Caution
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Posted 20 November 2024 - 07:13 PM

Tell us what it was like “outside” but remember to REMAIN INDOORS!
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