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ACTIVATE INDUCTION PROTOCOL OMEGA - Quicktidal sighted, re-absorption required

#1 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted Today, 03:59 PM

ALERT ALERT ALERT

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

REPEAT NOT A DRILL

MAY REQUIRE A DRILL, WE'LL SEE

PROBABLY JUST SOME STAPLES AND GORILLA GLUE

WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?

OH RIGHT....

Quicktidal sighted on Reddit, has been apprehended and temporarily detained under heavy sedation and subliminal messaging. We need to get him signed back into his old account before he regains consciousness and/or sense, i've begun the process, will update if reinforcements required.

Stat we need:
sixteen cans of Mountain Dew,
seasons 6-13 of THE BACHLORETTE CANADA,
four alligator clip cables,
a shag carpet in primary colours no pastels,
two llamas of diametrically opposed colour scheme,
and as many Beanie Babies as you can find.

MOVE PEOPLE MOVE
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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#2 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted Today, 04:08 PM

Geez I'm gone for only...

*counts on fingers*

holy fuck, a year?

Well, I'm happy I was helped back into the site by our resident Canadian cat assassin.

Twas a good break. I think my mental health needed it:


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"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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#3 User is offline   champ 

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Posted Today, 05:14 PM

Good to see you about mate, you've been missed! Glad you're on the mend!

Tehol said:

'Yet my heart breaks for a naked hen.'
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#4 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted Today, 05:18 PM

Thanks man!
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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#5 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted Today, 05:24 PM

Who?
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#6 User is offline   JPK 

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Posted Today, 05:31 PM

Happy to see you back, QT. Does this mean I can go back to lurking more again?
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#7 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted Today, 05:55 PM

LOL, if you like!
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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