[Abyss]

Umm... spoilers... for... uh, the Malazan series...
and i guess... books, and
....life?
....and stuff.....
yeah.

[Abyss]

Abyss, on 03 September 2009 - 02:46 PM, said:

Deornoth, on Aug 27 2009, 11:31 AM, said:

Finished reading Mike Carey's 'The Naming of the Beasts', latest in his 'Felix Castor' series. I'm not sure what the book will do in terms of the flow of the series itself but, on it's own, it might just be the best Urban Fantasy I read this year. I can't see anything else topping it. My full review is over Here. It's now a race to see whether the Michael Moorcock short story collection or Warren Fahy's 'Fragement' is finished first...

DAMN YOU! You're wearing down my hard fought plan to wait for that to be released here!

Binder of Demons, on Sep 3 2009, 12:00 AM, said:

...Also read DEAD BEAT and WHITE NIGHT by Jim Butcher. Looking forward to seeing where this goes next. Preferred Dead Beat to White Night personally. ...

That's because DEAD BEAT is simply THE BESTEST DRESDEN BOOK EVER!. Seriously, every book in that series is pure win, but DEAD BEAT distills the winjuice down to winwhiskey and then lights it on fire.


- Abyss, IS NOW READING DOD. OK? OK?!? I'VE GOT IT. I'M READING IT. RIGHT NOW IN FACT. NAKED. So there.

[HoosierDaddy]

IADMAIITTIADATDIDKW

[champ]

- Misses Abyss's unique sign-offs

[Abyss]

HoosierDaddy, on 02 May 2023 - 04:39 PM, said:

IADMAIITTIADATDIDKW

I
Am
Dolorous
Menhir
And
I
Intend
To
Think
Inside
A
Damn
Abattoir
Turkey
Door
Indigo
Dog
Kitchen
Winter

?

[QuickTidal]

HoosierDaddy, on 02 May 2023 - 04:39 PM, said:

IADMAIITTIADATDIDKW

Inflammatory
Airway
Disease
May
Always
Interfere
In
The
Tough
Iteration
Accompanying
Dads
And
The
Dildo
Imperial
Design
Knotted
Wanker

purplemonkeydishwasher

This post has been edited by QuickTidal: 02 May 2023 - 07:16 PM

[Abyss]

Heh.... you don't look so bad. Here's another:

Abyss, on 03 January 2017 - 05:08 AM, said:

Briar King, on 03 January 2017 - 02:03 AM, said:

The Bachelor is back on tonight! So excited! Yes I just said that shit.

All points, all points... we have a Code Black, I say again Code Black.
Scramble all response teams, full Omega protocol gear.
That means full tactical, scuba, tailhook extraction and anti-llama suits people.

I want sets of BSG S2, THE EXPANSE S1, a full run of STRIKEBACK, and ALIAS S2 dl'd and ready to run.Two car batteries, alligator clips, and the usual surgical set.

Also, porn. And whisky. Get me LOTS of whisky. The cheap stuff.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE, MOVE LIKE YOU MEAN IT. WE DONT WANT A REPEAT OF THAT QT/DOWNTON ABBEY DEBACLE, EVEN IF WE HAVE UPDATED THE NON-LIABILITY CLAUSE.

BK, drop everything, go to a high place, hunker down, we're coming for you, you WILL be ok.

Abyss, on 04 January 2017 - 03:40 AM, said:

Briar King, on 03 January 2017 - 05:33 AM, said:

Hey come on now....atleast it's not the sausage fest aka The Bachelorette. I'm down to watch 25 women bring out the claws!

My bad it's 30! Claws claws claws!

Dammit people, we're losing him.
WHERE ARE MY C-130 AND THE GIANT PENGUIN CAVALRY???

[HoosierDaddy]

IANDMATGAAT

[Gorefest]

Gorefest, on 04 November 2022 - 10:42 AM, said:

Someone will get arrested for indecent exposure.

[Aptorian]

I blame Brood.

[Morgoth]

What the jesus is going on in here?

[Abyss]

Morgoth, on 03 May 2023 - 12:40 PM, said:

What the jesus is going on in here?

Morgoth, on 20 August 2006 - 10:18 AM, said:

Am I older than you, brewdy?? Oh my, this changes everything. From now on, I'm going to be on top as fits my age

Morgoth, on 19 June 2008 - 05:20 PM, said:

Tiste, I think is the begining of a beautiful friendship

Morgoth, on 19 June 2008 - 07:30 PM, said:

Hurry up and take a crap, I want to get out of this fucking rain

Morgoth, on 21 June 2008 - 08:13 PM, said:

Thelomen Toblerone;335902 said:

I can't believe you're only 23.

My world has been shaken.

I know the feeling. I had to do some serious soul searching when I discovered you weren't fourteen.

Morgoth, on 21 June 2008 - 09:53 PM, said:

Illuyankas;335965 said:

Now look what you made me do.

I'm sure you have paper tissues by your computer, so no harm done

Morgoth, on 26 February 2009 - 02:38 AM, said:

Leoman, on Feb 25 2009, 10:55 PM, said:

Aptorian, on Feb 25 2009, 10:21 AM, said:

Wait... you're a girl? O lord, this is more confusing than Teholbeddict and some times Tiste.

HAHA! not actually. Morgoth is just picking on me because he's self concious about his own age and gender.

Just because you're seventeen does not give you the right to talk back to your elders like that, young lady.

And it's nothing wrong with borrowing my gf's underwear from time to time. all guys do it.

[Tiste Simeon]

Morgy and I were pontificating on our beautiful friendship only this very morning!

This post has been edited by Tiste Simeon: 03 May 2023 - 02:44 PM

[worry]

This thread is a thing of beauty!


Please do not ever look at my old posts.

[RealGatekeeper1]

Wait. Am I Briar King?

[Morgoth]

Tiste Simeon, on 03 May 2023 - 02:43 PM, said:

Morgy and I were pontificating on our beautiful friendship only this very morning!

It certainly is a special kind of relationship

[Morgoth]

Incidentally, I can't remember the context of a single one of those. Nor why Abyss would chose them in particular to archive

[Gorefest]

Morgoth, on 04 May 2023 - 06:29 AM, said:

Incidentally, I can't remember the context of a single one of those. Nor why Abyss would chose them in particular to archive

It is a standard ploy. What you should be really worried about is what he *didn't* share. I assume a personal email with the blackmail details will follow imminently. Your best hope is that it will only ask for money.

[HoosierDaddy]

HoosierDaddy, on 02 May 2023 - 04:39 PM, said:

IADMAIITTIADATDIDKW

I am Dolorous Menhir and I (?) think this thread is a desperate attempt to do I don't know what.

HoosierDaddy, on 02 May 2023 - 11:02 PM, said:

IANDMATGAAT

I am not Dolorous Menhir and the goal's attempted Abyss takeover

[Abyss]

Gorefest, on 04 May 2023 - 11:08 AM, said:

Morgoth, on 04 May 2023 - 06:29 AM, said:

Incidentally, I can't remember the context of a single one of those. Nor why Abyss would chose them in particular to archive

It is a standard ploy. What you should be really worried about is what he *didn't* share. I assume a personal email with the blackmail details will follow imminently. Your best hope is that it will only ask for money.

Morgoth, on 19 June 2008 - 07:30 PM, said:

Tiste i want all copies of that my little pony cosplay video destroyed immediately goddamit