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Mafia 150 - Lockdown Hell

#41 User is offline   Prazec Goul 

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Posted 11 May 2020 - 10:47 PM

View PostThyrllan, on 11 May 2020 - 10:27 PM, said:

Hello! I have arrived! Not too early and not too late! I guess that makes me perfectly average which is what many of my teachers called me back in the day.

They just didn’t want to tell you that you’re small.

#42 User is offline   Sheltatha Lore 

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Posted 11 May 2020 - 11:04 PM

View PostThyrllan, on 11 May 2020 - 10:27 PM, said:

Hello! I have arrived! Not too early and not too late! I guess that makes me perfectly average which is what many of my teachers called me back in the day.


Vote Thyrllan

For being "perfectly average"...

#43 User is offline   Thyrllan 

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Posted 11 May 2020 - 11:12 PM

View PostPrazec Goul, on 11 May 2020 - 10:47 PM, said:

View PostThyrllan, on 11 May 2020 - 10:27 PM, said:

Hello! I have arrived! Not too early and not too late! I guess that makes me perfectly average which is what many of my teachers called me back in the day.

They just didn’t want to tell you that you’re small.


I think it was more of a comment about my mental acuity. Hooray for passive aggressiveness!

#44 User is offline   Thyrllan 

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Posted 11 May 2020 - 11:12 PM

View PostSheltatha Lore, on 11 May 2020 - 11:04 PM, said:

View PostThyrllan, on 11 May 2020 - 10:27 PM, said:

Hello! I have arrived! Not too early and not too late! I guess that makes me perfectly average which is what many of my teachers called me back in the day.


Vote Thyrllan

For being "perfectly average"...


Perfectly acceptable!

#45 User is offline   Tennes 

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Posted 11 May 2020 - 11:25 PM

What's wrong with average, Sheltatha. You can always do worse.

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Posted 11 May 2020 - 11:28 PM

Shelly and Prazec both have rock-humping avatars.

I got confused by those 2 back-to-back posts.




#47 User is offline   Prazec Goul 

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Posted 11 May 2020 - 11:31 PM

I’ve been wondering when we would get to the dragonsecks! And I was just loving the rock.

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Posted 11 May 2020 - 11:46 PM

Hello! Oh being back in a Mafia game makes me happy. It looks like it could be an epic one too.

#49 User is offline   Thyrllan 

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Posted 11 May 2020 - 11:47 PM

Prazec looks like he's really getting it on with that rock. Sheltatha looks like he's hiding something naughty under his rock.

#50 User is offline   Okral Lom 

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Posted 12 May 2020 - 12:02 AM

I feel insecure about my avatar. No rocks. No epic sky or landscape. Just a generic brown bear in a generic forest.

#51 User is offline   Skintick 

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Posted 12 May 2020 - 12:42 AM

View PostOkral Lom, on 12 May 2020 - 12:02 AM, said:

I feel insecure about my avatar. No rocks. No epic sky or landscape. Just a generic brown bear in a generic forest.


You think you've got self-esteem issues? I'm a sexually frustrated salamander stuck 3/4 through jumping a tree branch.




And in the game.




#52 User is offline   Skintick 

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Posted 12 May 2020 - 12:43 AM

View PostThyrllan, on 11 May 2020 - 11:47 PM, said:

Prazec looks like he's really getting it on with that rock. Sheltatha looks like he's hiding something naughty under his rock.


Shelly is a girl. You, sir/ma'am/warren-thing are an imposter!




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#53 User is offline   Aranatha 

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Posted 12 May 2020 - 01:33 AM

View PostSkintick, on 12 May 2020 - 12:43 AM, said:

View PostThyrllan, on 11 May 2020 - 11:47 PM, said:

Prazec looks like he's really getting it on with that rock. Sheltatha looks like he's hiding something naughty under his rock.


Shelly is a girl. You, sir/ma'am/warren-thing are an imposter!




Vote Thyrllan

Did you just assume their gender? I'm shocked I tell ya, Shocked!

#54 User is offline   Skintick 

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Posted 12 May 2020 - 01:38 AM

View PostAranatha, on 12 May 2020 - 01:33 AM, said:

View PostSkintick, on 12 May 2020 - 12:43 AM, said:

View PostThyrllan, on 11 May 2020 - 11:47 PM, said:

Prazec looks like he's really getting it on with that rock. Sheltatha looks like he's hiding something naughty under his rock.


Shelly is a girl. You, sir/ma'am/warren-thing are an imposter!




Vote Thyrllan

Did you just assume their gender? I'm shocked I tell ya, Shocked!



Malazan canon sez Sheltaha Lore is female.
When we are referring to avatars that correspond to book characters, I expect people on the book forum to use the appropriate pronouns, unless the player has been alted.

#55 User is offline   Aranatha 

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Posted 12 May 2020 - 01:39 AM

View PostSkintick, on 12 May 2020 - 01:38 AM, said:

View PostAranatha, on 12 May 2020 - 01:33 AM, said:

View PostSkintick, on 12 May 2020 - 12:43 AM, said:

View PostThyrllan, on 11 May 2020 - 11:47 PM, said:

Prazec looks like he's really getting it on with that rock. Sheltatha looks like he's hiding something naughty under his rock.


Shelly is a girl. You, sir/ma'am/warren-thing are an imposter!




Vote Thyrllan

Did you just assume their gender? I'm shocked I tell ya, Shocked!



Malazan canon sez Sheltaha Lore is female.
When we are referring to avatars that correspond to book characters, I expect people on the book forum to use the appropriate pronouns, unless the player has been alted.

Izza joke.

#56 User is offline   Gait 

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Posted 12 May 2020 - 02:16 AM

View PostOkral Lom, on 12 May 2020 - 12:02 AM, said:

I feel insecure about my avatar. No rocks. No epic sky or landscape. Just a generic brown bear in a generic forest.


Sometimes being the bear minimum is enough. (sorry,not sorry)

#57 User is offline   Okral Lom 

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Posted 12 May 2020 - 03:54 AM

View PostGait, on 12 May 2020 - 02:16 AM, said:

Sometimes being the bear minimum is enough. (sorry,not sorry)


No matter what happens, you've already won.

#58 User is offline   Kilava 

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Posted 12 May 2020 - 05:38 AM

argh! my arrival is happening now. right then. over there. to the left. there it is. was. whichever.

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Posted 12 May 2020 - 05:47 AM

View PostOkral Lom, on 12 May 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View PostGait, on 12 May 2020 - 02:16 AM, said:

Sometimes being the bear minimum is enough. (sorry,not sorry)


No matter what happens, you've already won.


vote Galt

That joke is not good enough, revealing the obvious symp-signaling

#60 User is offline   Gait 

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Posted 12 May 2020 - 06:19 AM

View PostKalse, on 12 May 2020 - 05:47 AM, said:

View PostOkral Lom, on 12 May 2020 - 03:54 AM, said:

View PostGait, on 12 May 2020 - 02:16 AM, said:

Sometimes being the bear minimum is enough. (sorry,not sorry)


No matter what happens, you've already won.


vote Galt

That joke is not good enough, revealing the obvious symp-signaling


WIFOMisms aside I appreciate your eagerness.

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I am not signaling. I just like puns.
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