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How do you 'beat the heat'?

#21 QuickTidal

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Posted 25 July 2019 - 02:33 PM

Andorion, on 25 July 2019 - 02:30 PM, said:

QuickTidal, on 25 July 2019 - 01:24 PM, said:

Got a fridge/freezer?

Put your blankets or sheets in there for an hour before bed. You will be able to get to sleep easier with cool sheets/blankets. I used to do this before I had AC when I was a poor dude in my 20's.

But if its high humidity the water will condense on the sheets

That's true. It's a risky gambit.

"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

“Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone.” ~Ursula Vernon

#22 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 25 July 2019 - 03:37 PM

Listen to the man who lives in India.

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#23 Traveller

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Posted 25 July 2019 - 03:53 PM

Tsundoku, on 25 July 2019 - 10:18 AM, said:

It gets better:

https://www.news.com...fcff0095b4fb5a4

"Incredibly, one newspaper even warned women not to insert ice blocks into their vagina in a bid to keep cool.

"There are many things that should never go near a vagina and ice lollies are up there. The ice can stick to the delicate skin of the vagina and cause real trauma and damage," Dr Sarah Welsh, the co-founder of HANX condom brand told Metro."

'..ice lollies are up there..'

Well they do all seem to have a certain sort of shape. Rocket anybody?

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#24 worry

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Posted 25 July 2019 - 09:11 PM

Can't do the popsicle up the bum thing...we're a Bomb Pop household and they're shaped different.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#25 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 25 July 2019 - 09:26 PM

Use a Pay'n'Spray.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.