[Malankazooie]

Sam Darnold (NY Jets QB) has Mono and will be out for game against Browns. And he will be out more weeks to boot?

I didn't know Mono was still a thing, or even a thing. I just thought it was an excuse for kids to take an extended break from school. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Slow Ben]

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

[Brujah]

"What's this?

Daniel Larusso is gonna fight?

DANIEL LARUSSO IS GONNA FIGHT!"







Antonio Brown to play for Pats today.

[Vengeance]

Losing brees sucked. Fucking Lutz keeping you around Daser.

[Tattersail_]

I'm struggling at QB but even if I wasn't WTF Miami Dolphins. 47 points to NE Defense. Whoever has Cowboys defense will smash it next week.

[Daser]

Vengeance, on 16 September 2019 - 12:09 AM, said:

Losing brees sucked. Fucking Lutz keeping you around Daser.

D. Jacksons injury killed my chances.

[Malankazooie]

Cheatriots release Antonio Brown. Next stop probably Dallas.

[Stalker]

I doubt anyone will sign him at this point.

[Vengeance]

Yeah he is done. He should have paid that girl the 2 mil.

[Malankazooie]

He's got the intelligence commensurate with a bottle of ranch dressing. He sent one of the women (there are many now) a threatening group text message after this went public.

His agent should be fired.

[Daser]

Gonna kick him to the curve.......dont care anymore if he plays or not.
3 rounds and i know i wont reach playoffs this year. First time ever that my team is this bad.

[Slow Ben]

Bout time Melvin.

Hill! Get your ass healthy.

[Tattersail_]

We need a replacement for Shin next year. Look at that lineup. Disgusting.

[Brujah]

Guess that's what I get for trying to get cute and pull NEs DEF for LAC against Miami. I mean Miami has been horrible, and I would have swore Buffalo IN BUFFALO would have played much better, but damn Pats put up another 25 points.

If I lose it because of that switch I'll be so pissed.

This post has been edited by Brujah: 29 September 2019 - 11:01 PM

[Malankazooie]

On a positive note, your Pussies (kitten's got claws, rrrrwrraaarrr, phtttt phttth) have won two in a row with 'Scam' Newton sitting out with an 'injury' (probably fashion related). Ya think they should move off him? Something I've been saying since, I don't know, he was a garbage person in college.

[Brujah]

Daser, on 24 September 2019 - 02:05 PM, said:

Gonna kick him to the curve.......dont care anymore if he plays or not.
3 rounds and i know i wont reach playoffs this year. First time ever that my team is this bad.

It's only week 4. Plus there's the consolation bracket. You might say, but it's the consolation bracket.

Then again, it's THE CONSOLATION BRACKET. Which means you get the chance to beat the shit out of those other teams unlucky enough to be trapped in this side of hell with you.

For example, not that it's bragging rights to end up in the consolation bracket, but then again, I've never EVER lost one. I've won every time I HAPPENED to got unlucky enough to have fallen in the bottom 6(this was when we were a 12 team league, and I was new to Fantasy)

There's always a reason to punish everyone else.

[Brujah]

Malankazooie, on 29 September 2019 - 11:50 PM, said:

On a positive note, your Pussies (kitten's got claws, rrrrwrraaarrr, phtttt phttth) have won two in a row with 'Scam' Newton sitting out with an 'injury' (probably fashion related). Ya think they should move off him? Something I've been saying since, I don't know, he was a garbage person in college.

I leave those decisions to Smarter men and women in better suits that cost more than my mortgage. I'm 100% positive He's hurt right now, and I don't have a timeline or specifics, so I'm happy with the guys filling in right now.

[Tattersail_]

Brujah, on 29 September 2019 - 10:57 PM, said:

Guess that's what I get for trying to get cute and pull NEs DEF for LAC against Miami. I mean Miami has been horrible, and I would have swore Buffalo IN BUFFALO would have played much better, but damn Pats put up another 25 points.

If I lose it because of that switch I'll be so pissed.

Yeah you only won by another 50 points

[HoosierDaddy]

Important notice: I will be away from real life for the foreseeable future. I will have zero internet access. I can put all my players on bench so I'm an automatic loser to make it equal for everyone. I will not hand over password for someone to take over.

Let me know how you would like to proceed.

[Vengeance]

HoosierDaddy, on 30 September 2019 - 02:41 PM, said:

Important notice: I will be away from real life for the foreseeable future. I will have zero internet access. I can put all my players on bench so I'm an automatic loser to make it equal for everyone. I will not hand over password for someone to take over.

Let me know how you would like to proceed.

You can go forward in the weeks schedules and set up your team for the rest of the season. The only downside is that you will not be able to adjust to injury's. Personally I would rather you do that then Bench your players.