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Jean Claude Van Johnson JCVD sequel? Spin-off? Documentary?!?

#1 Aptorian

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 02:29 PM

This looks wonderfully dumb. I love how Van Dam just seems to get more self-deprecating and funny with age.

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 06:47 PM

I like that he accepts that aging happens and embraces it. And hasn't gone the all freaky botox/plastic surgery stretched face, unable to show emotion route that 90% of aging entertainers go.

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 07:03 PM

Who knew all those years ago that JCVD would wind up being the cool one and Steven Seagal would become a bloated sex predator?

What's that? Everybody knew? Ah, that does make sense.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

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Posted 20 October 2017 - 07:53 PM

Malankazooie, on 20 October 2017 - 06:47 PM, said:

... hasn't gone the all freaky botox/plastic surgery stretched face, unable to show emotion route that 90% of aging entertainers go.

Umm... did you see him circa Expendables 2... dude was fakebaked to crispy death and then botox'd back to life.

worry, on 20 October 2017 - 07:03 PM, said:

Who knew all those years ago that JCVD would wind up being the cool one and Steven Seagal would become a bloated sex predator?

What's that? Everybody knew? Ah, that does make sense.

Yeah... after the low end to his action film career, Van Damme chilling out and not taking himself so seriously was a nice surprise, but Segal... sadly no real surprise there.

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