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Mafia 142 - Rise of the Dark Sorcerer

#21 User is offline   Silchas Ruin 

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:08 PM

View PostJalan, on 24 April 2017 - 02:27 PM, said:

Who doesn't luv chocolate tea with strawberries and skewed marshmallows?
What do you think gives chocolate cats our marvelous colouring?

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That looks really good indeed

#22 User is offline   Galain 

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:09 PM

dun dun dun, the game has begun,
dun dun dun, time to have some fun,
dun dun dun, come on and join the fun

#23 User is offline   Galain 

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:10 PM

dun dun dun

#24 User is offline   Silchas Ruin 

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:11 PM

That also makes me the real first I believe, don't listen to the other blasphemer

#25 User is offline   Galain 

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:15 PM

I'll go hang my head in shame after that little cheesiness.

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:32 PM

View PostJalan, on 24 April 2017 - 02:27 PM, said:

Who doesn't luv chocolate tea with strawberries and skewed marshmallows?
What do you think gives chocolate cats our marvelous colouring?


Underlined: a chocolate teapot should produce TEA, not chocolate tea. Also your teapot looks far too smooth. Suspiciously smooth in fact. This glorious confection demonstrates an honest, solid teapot.
Red: Skewed? How perceptive. But I think you _meant_ skewered
Blue: Who let Abyss play? Are you a puppet of his?

Vote Jalan

For too-smooth teapotry

#27 User is offline   Kilava 

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:34 PM

View PostGalain, on 24 April 2017 - 03:15 PM, said:

I'll go hang my head in shame after that little cheesiness.


Yeah you should be strung up for that. The clip was from a show called "ultimate 100 really bad songs" for a reason

#28 User is offline   Kilava 

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:36 PM

View PostPath-Shaper, on 24 April 2017 - 12:14 AM, said:

Last week an ancient tome of dark magic was stolen from the local church.


I have to ask why an ancient tome of dark magic was kept in a local church. Are we all secretly heretics?



Which leads me to wonder

View PostSilchas Ruin, on 24 April 2017 - 03:11 PM, said:

That also makes me the real first I believe, don't listen to the other blasphemer


Blaspheming against who precisely?

#29 User is offline   Kilava 

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 03:47 PM

View PostGalain, on 24 April 2017 - 03:09 PM, said:

dun dun dun, the game has begun,
dun dun dun, time to have some fun,
dun dun dun, come on and join the fun




Now I'll go hang my head too

#30 User is offline   Ampelas 

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 04:28 PM

View PostKilava, on 24 April 2017 - 03:36 PM, said:

View PostPath-Shaper, on 24 April 2017 - 12:14 AM, said:

Last week an ancient tome of dark magic was stolen from the local church.


I have to ask why an ancient tome of dark magic was kept in a local church. Are we all secretly heretics?



Which leads me to wonder

View PostSilchas Ruin, on 24 April 2017 - 03:11 PM, said:

That also makes me the real first I believe, don't listen to the other blasphemer


Blaspheming against who precisely?


Interesting that he used the term "other".

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 04:39 PM

View PostKilava, on 24 April 2017 - 03:32 PM, said:


Vote Jalan

For too-smooth teapotry

For too-smooth pregame teapotery you mean, right, oh jumpity one? Jumpity like a cat. B) ;)

#32 User is offline   Jalan 

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 04:43 PM

View PostAmpelas, on 24 April 2017 - 04:28 PM, said:

View PostKilava, on 24 April 2017 - 03:36 PM, said:

View PostPath-Shaper, on 24 April 2017 - 12:14 AM, said:

Last week an ancient tome of dark magic was stolen from the local church.


I have to ask why an ancient tome of dark magic was kept in a local church. Are we all secretly heretics?



Which leads me to wonder

View PostSilchas Ruin, on 24 April 2017 - 03:11 PM, said:

That also makes me the real first I believe, don't listen to the other blasphemer


Blaspheming against who precisely?


Interesting that he used the term "other".

That's what I'm thinking, O wing-ed one.

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 05:23 PM

checking in and out. Should be around later

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 05:50 PM

View PostSilchas Ruin, on 24 April 2017 - 03:11 PM, said:

That also makes me the real first I believe, don't listen to the other blasphemer

I'm guessing that's supposed to be Kilava?

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 05:54 PM

Checking in - what's with the teapot talk instead of the traditional dragonsecks?

vote Kilava

for trying to subvert our tropes.

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 05:58 PM

View PostDenul, on 24 April 2017 - 05:54 PM, said:

Checking in - what's with the teapot talk instead of the traditional dragonsecks?

vote Kilava

for trying to subvert our tropes.


Says the floating ball of dragon spunk?


-Kilava, sexiest of the Imass Bonecasters

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 06:35 PM

View PostDenul, on 24 April 2017 - 05:54 PM, said:

Checking in - what's with the teapot talk instead of the traditional dragonsecks?

vote Kilava

for trying to subvert our tropes.

vote Denul

Where do you think Kilava gets the bones from is what I want to know?

#38 User is offline   Silchas Ruin 

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 06:41 PM

View PostMerrid, on 24 April 2017 - 05:50 PM, said:

View PostSilchas Ruin, on 24 April 2017 - 03:11 PM, said:

That also makes me the real first I believe, don't listen to the other blasphemer

I'm guessing that's supposed to be Kilava?

Yes the false first

#39 User is offline   Ampelas 

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 06:48 PM

A bit of a compromise between dragonsecks and teapots.

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There is clearly an untapped market out there for teapots depicting fornicating dragons.

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Posted 24 April 2017 - 06:50 PM

View PostAmpelas, on 24 April 2017 - 06:48 PM, said:

A bit of a compromise between dragonsecks and teapots.

Attachment dragon teapot.jpg

There is clearly an untapped market out there for teapots depicting fornicating dragons.


I like your stance

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