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Mafia 139.5 NAKED MAFIA! - Game Thread

#141 Messremb

Honorary Symp of High House Mafia

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:00 PM

Tattersail_, on 20 February 2017 - 04:57 PM, said:

Siergiej have you ever motorboated anybody?

When I was about 21, I went to a gay club with my brother and there was a hen do, the bride to be had the biggest knockers, they were humungus, I asked her if she had ever been motor boated and she said she did not know what that was, so I showed her, first hand, which got a good laugh from the Hen party, a drink for me and my bro and a story for them to tell in later years. I'd never do that now, not because I am married with a kid, but because what the fuck must I have been thinking!

Yeah for a day you were the incestuous gay brothers to a horde of horny women. Next time take your wife and go for the unattainable angle

"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"

#142 Tattersail_

formerly Ganoes Paran

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:01 PM

Bubba, on 20 February 2017 - 04:59 PM, said:

Tattersail_, on 20 February 2017 - 04:57 PM, said:

It makes me cringe to think of some of the things I used to do Bubba.

Please do not hide, I have changed a lot since then!

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#143 JPK

Lemming of High House Mafia

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Location:Oregon City, Oregon
Interests:Sacrificing myself for everyone else's greater good!

Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:01 PM

JPK, on 20 February 2017 - 05:00 PM, said:

I got banged just for you guys.

I miss my cloak of anonymity already.

My gut says to lynch Khell or Maccy, but my brain says Blend is pushing way too hard for the Khell lynch.

Err naked. Naked for you. That was am interesting swype replacement.

#144 Tattersail_

formerly Ganoes Paran

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:01 PM

JPK, on 20 February 2017 - 05:00 PM, said:

I got banged just for you guys.

I miss my cloak of anonymity already.

My gut says to lynch Khell or Maccy, but my brain says Blend is pushing way too hard for the Khell lynch.

Tell Uncle Chris all about it. What happened?

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#145 Messremb

Honorary Symp of High House Mafia

Group: High House Mafia
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Location:Essex
High Artificer of Team Quick Ben

Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:02 PM

JPK, on 20 February 2017 - 05:00 PM, said:

I got banged just for you guys.

Tatts, be gentle with the new recruits

"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"

#146 Tattersail_

formerly Ganoes Paran

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:02 PM

Messremb, on 20 February 2017 - 05:00 PM, said:

Tattersail_, on 20 February 2017 - 04:57 PM, said:

Yeah for a day you were the incestuous gay brothers to a horde of horny women. Next time take your wife and go for the unattainable angle

Like Barney's playbook? I like your thinking

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#147 Messremb

Honorary Symp of High House Mafia

Group: High House Mafia
Posts: 673
Joined: 26-July 02
Location:Essex
High Artificer of Team Quick Ben

Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:02 PM

Tattersail_, on 20 February 2017 - 05:01 PM, said:

It makes me cringe to think of some of the things I used to do to Bubba.

Please do not hide, I have changed a lot since then!

FTFY

"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"

#148 Messremb

Honorary Symp of High House Mafia

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:03 PM

JPK, on 20 February 2017 - 05:01 PM, said:

JPK, on 20 February 2017 - 05:00 PM, said:

I got banged just for you guys.

I miss my cloak of anonymity already.

My gut says to lynch Khell or Maccy, but my brain says Blend is pushing way too hard for the Khell lynch.

Err naked. Naked for you. That was am interesting swype replacement.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuure

"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"

#149 Tattersail_

formerly Ganoes Paran

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:03 PM

Messremb, on 20 February 2017 - 05:02 PM, said:

JPK, on 20 February 2017 - 05:00 PM, said:

I got banged just for you guys.

Tatts, be gentle with the new recruits

he is almost an old hand, not veteran like HD or Bubba or Maccy but definitely not raw.. yet

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#150 Tattersail_

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:05 PM

Messremb, on 20 February 2017 - 05:02 PM, said:

Tattersail_, on 20 February 2017 - 05:01 PM, said:

It makes me cringe to think of some of the things I used to do to Bubba.

Please do not hide, I have changed a lot since then!

FTFY

what did you changed or fix?

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#151 Messremb

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Posts: 673
Joined: 26-July 02
Location:Essex
High Artificer of Team Quick Ben

Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:05 PM

Tattersail_, on 20 February 2017 - 05:05 PM, said:

Messremb, on 20 February 2017 - 05:02 PM, said:

Tattersail_, on 20 February 2017 - 05:01 PM, said:

It makes me cringe to think of some of the things I used to do to Bubba.

Please do not hide, I have changed a lot since then!

FTFY

what did you changed or fix?

It's subtle

"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"

#152 Tattersail_

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:05 PM

to do to Bubba

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#153 Messremb

Honorary Symp of High House Mafia

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Posts: 673
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Location:Essex
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Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:06 PM

Tattersail_, on 20 February 2017 - 05:03 PM, said:

Messremb, on 20 February 2017 - 05:02 PM, said:

JPK, on 20 February 2017 - 05:00 PM, said:

I got banged just for you guys.

Tatts, be gentle with the new recruits

he is almost an old hand, not veteran like HD or Bubba or Maccy but definitely not raw.. yet

I'll break out the chilli lube

"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"

#154 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:06 PM

A true old hand would come over and bitch about how Mafia sucks nowadays compared to when it first came here and to get off the lawn you youngins!

I don't play enough anymore.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#155 Tattersail_

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:06 PM

Oh I am going to miss you guys! I'll have my phone but my activity will slump way the fcuk down when I leave work.

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#156 Tattersail_

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:07 PM

HoosierDaddy, on 20 February 2017 - 05:06 PM, said:

A true old hand would come over and bitch about how Mafia sucks nowadays compared to when it first came here and to get off the lawn you youngins!

I don't play enough anymore.

You still play and that's good enough for me

Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#157 Blend

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:07 PM

JPK, on 20 February 2017 - 05:00 PM, said:

I got banged just for you guys.

I miss my cloak of anonymity already.

My gut says to lynch Khell or Maccy, but my brain says Blend is pushing way too hard for the Khell lynch.

Were you not there the last time we played an altless game? I got lynched on Day 1 because Khell just spent the entire day saying "Well, we should lynch Blend" and "...Or we could just lynch Blend" and other variations thereof.

It's still a sore subject for me.

Also, anyone who disagrees that a Khell lynch is just beneficial for everyone is just plain wrong.

There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail - should we fall - we will know that we have lived. ~ Anomander Rake
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK