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Political Comedy starring Donald J. Trump & Co. Laugh while you cry

#881 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 05 July 2020 - 07:57 PM

'Militias Find No Antifa Event in PA, Harass Lone Man Instead

Right-wing militias flocked to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania on Saturday in response to online advertising of a fake antifa flag burning event. The event, which was purportedly meant to happen at the Gettysburg National Cemetery, was exposed as an obvious hoax by The Daily Beast, police and other officials last week. Still, hundreds of bikers and militia members arrived armed Saturday to the cemetery and the nearby statue of Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee. Though they found no antifa event, a biker at the statue shouted that he'd received a phone call about some nefarious activity in the cemetery so the crowd rushed to converge on a single man wearing a Black Lives Matter shirt.

The man told The Washington Post he was a pastor visiting his ancestors' graves. He filmed himself being harassed by the mob, who lobbed homophobic slurs at him, threatened to beat him up, and called Black Lives Matter a terrorist group. Police arrived and encouraged the man to leave the park. "For his own safety, federal law enforcement made the decision to remove him"'

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'Moscow Has a Field Day With Trump's Fireworks at Mt. Russia-More

Kremlin-controlled media continue to flatter the American president they sometimes call their "agent."

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Mentioning that the American head of state had previously toyed with the idea he might be featured alongside Washington, Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Lincoln, Russia's premier state media channel Rossiya-1 aired a graphic of Trump's mug right up there on the mountain beside them.

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[...] Russian state media have aired so many of Tucker Carlson's comments that the host of Russia's state television program 60 Minutes Evgeny Popov lovingly described Carlson as "practically our co-host."

Likewise, instead of concocting its own divisive propaganda, TASS simply quotes Devin Nunes and Mike Pompeo, both of whom sought to find and punish the leakers who exposed the Kremlin's alleged cash for kills program instead punishing Russia for putting a price on the heads of American soldiers.'

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'Trump Appears To Claim Desert Storm Happened In Vietnam In 4th of July Disaster

Trump said, "In the fields and jungles of Vietnam, they delivered a swift and swiffian, It was swift and it was sweeping like nobody's ever seen happen. A victory in Operation Desert Storm, a lot of you were involved in that. A lot of you were involved. That was a quick one."'

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Posted 05 July 2020 - 08:24 PM

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Posted 06 July 2020 - 05:30 PM

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Posted 08 July 2020 - 04:52 PM

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Posted 08 July 2020 - 08:01 PM

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Posted 08 July 2020 - 10:15 PM

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Posted 10 July 2020 - 06:09 PM

Trump has threatened to cut funding to schools who don't open this Fall. In our dear leader's ever benevolent grace, he will provide the following children's books to every 1st grader walking into class on day 1 at the schools who open. There's a catch though, the kids have to be wearing a MAGA hat in order to receive the books.

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Posted 11 July 2020 - 02:26 AM

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Posted 11 July 2020 - 06:34 AM

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Posted 11 July 2020 - 07:04 PM

'Mark and Patricia McCloskey, a St. Louis couple who found national fame after they were filmed brandishing weapons at Black Lives Matter protesters who passed their mansion in a gated community, have a long history of telling people to get off their lawn[...]

The couple have been in litigation with their gated neighborhood almost continually since they moved in in 1988 (after a lawsuit to buy the property, which had been in sales talks with someone else). The McCloskeys have repeatedly filed suits over small neighborhood issues, accusing neighbors of encroaching on their land or breaking neighborhood rules by allowing unmarried gay couples to live there. When a synagogue on a neighboring property set up beehives to harvest honey for Rosh Hashanah celebrations, Mark McCloskey reportedly threatened litigation and smashed the beehives, making children cry.

[...] An extended inheritance battle ended with Mark's siblings signing an agreement never to contact him again.

The Daily Beast previously reported that when a judge fined Mark for filing frivolous legal motions, Mark payed the $1,800 fine in dimes.'

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Posted 12 July 2020 - 01:41 AM

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Posted 12 July 2020 - 04:36 AM

Twitter is so mean and petty and toxic, like high school cafeteria levels of meanness, x10. So a field day is going to be had at Trump's expense over the face mask thing. I might even feel bad for Trump if he wasn't the worst troll, spiteful, mean human being alive... so sorry queen, gonna have to weather the storm, sucks to be you.

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Posted 12 July 2020 - 06:16 PM

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Posted 12 July 2020 - 09:46 PM

'Trump Campaign Vows To Protect Famous Jesus Statue From Being Destroyed—Except It's In Brazil'

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Posted 13 July 2020 - 02:47 AM

Passionate, direct, and to the point. Hire that man!

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