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Political Comedy starring Donald J. Trump & Co. Laugh while you cry

#621 User is offline   Briar King 

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Posted 22 February 2020 - 01:22 AM

This is hilarious.. I love watching the meltdown this has unleashed among media. It’s absurd.


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Posted 22 February 2020 - 07:28 PM

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Posted 23 February 2020 - 03:12 AM

'Clint Eastwood Endorses Michael Bloomberg

The 89-year-old actor and director is supporting a different billionaire for president in 2020'

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'Trump Is Scared Coronavirus Will Hurt His Re-Election Bid'

https://www.thedaily...on-bid?ref=home

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Posted 23 February 2020 - 06:54 AM

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Posted 23 February 2020 - 05:15 PM

3 billys.

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Posted 23 February 2020 - 06:36 PM

'MSNBC's Chris Matthews faces calls to resign after comparing Sanders' Nevada victory to Nazi Germany's defeat of France

[...] "I was reading last night about the fall of France in the summer of 1940 and the general, Reynaud, calls up Churchill and says, 'It's over.' And Churchill says, 'How can that be? You've got the greatest army in Europe. How can it be over?' He said, 'It's over.'"

[...] Sanders is Jewish and had lost relatives during the Holocaust. ["Had lost"? Did he find them?]

"It is absolutely unacceptable that Matthews is making comparisons between Bernie Sanders, whose family was murdered by Nazis, to Nazis. @HardballChris needs to retire. Immediately," Media Matters editor-at-large Parker Molloy wrote.'

https://www.newsweek...-mJeIhB-yAYSHVg

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Posted 24 February 2020 - 04:13 AM

I think I heard that Chuck Todd or what ever he's called also compared Bernie supporters to brown shirts. Charming.
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Posted 24 February 2020 - 07:43 AM

A few short weeks ago in a Congress not so far away ...

https://twitter.com/...723184387526657

How to get away with awesome insults on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/...114660801220609

(Or conversely, they can't stop the signal)

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Posted 24 February 2020 - 04:35 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 23 February 2020 - 05:15 PM, said:

3 billys.

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It is kind of striking when you consider that he could afford to just "If i am elected, every single American who voted for me gets $1 million dollars." .
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Posted 25 February 2020 - 04:53 AM

'Trump demands two female Supreme Court justices recuse themselves from all of his cases: "I only ask for fairness"'

[...] Trump quoted Fox News personality Laura Ingraham as saying Justice Sonia Sotomayor “accuses GOP appointed justices of being biased in favor of Trump.”

“This is a terrible thing to say,” Trump argued. [In tweets....]

[...] “She never criticized Justice Ginsberg when she called me a ‘faker’. Both should recuse themselves on all Trump, or Trump related, matters!”'

https://www.rawstory...A39t_ysdFnpA-uc
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Posted 25 February 2020 - 08:22 PM

''I have never seen him eat a vegetable:' Trump braces for a beef-free menu in India

"I don't know what he's going to do in this case. They don't serve cheeseburgers," a former official said of the situation.

Even one of the President's favorite fast food restaurants, McDonald's, doesn't serve beef in India. Instead, locals dine on chicken burgers or fried paneer cheese sandwiches.'

https://www.cbs58.co...e-menu-in-india

'"Ex-Trump Doc: We Hid Veggies in His Mashed Potatoes

Dr. Ronny Jackson also said staff was making “ice cream less accessible” to the president.'

https://www.thedaily...mashed-potatoes

'Trump has meanwhile secured a lucrative arms deal with the fellow superpower's prime minister Narendra Modi, a venture he risked putting in jeopardy by refusing to eat any of the vegetarian delicacies – notably broccoli samosas - laid out for him at the Sabarmati Ashram in Ahmedabad on Monday afternoon.'

https://www.independ...y-a9356566.html

'People on social media began dragging the unconventional corn and broccoli samosa:

[...] "If you change a samosa's fillings, you are playing with feelings! #BroccoliSamosa is NOT samosa. #AlooLoverForever"

[...] "I am sorry to entire humanity for the broccoli samosa on Trump's menu.

A broccoli samosa cannot be samosa. It's just fried salad.

You can ruin anything just by putting broccoli in it.#TrumpInIndia"

[...] cooking guru Padma Lakshmi had a scalding hot take on samosagate:

"Trump is the broccoli samosa of people."'

https://www.indy100....sa-corn-9356606

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Posted 25 February 2020 - 09:21 PM

I would only make cruciferous vegetables available too, the really 'gassy' types - like broccoli, brussels sprouts, cauliflower, cabbage. And keep them a little under cooked. Make that orange gas balloon literally bursting with gas. Get the smelly details from the Secret Service attendants when he and Melania fly back. He probably would be crop dusting the whole president's suite for the duration of their stay. Melania would rethink her "Be Best" initiative and pivot to a personal war against vegetables. Posted Image
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Posted 26 February 2020 - 02:34 AM


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Posted 26 February 2020 - 03:03 AM

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 23 February 2020 - 06:36 PM, said:

'MSNBC's Chris Matthews faces calls to resign after comparing Sanders' Nevada victory to Nazi Germany's defeat of France

[...] "I was reading last night about the fall of France in the summer of 1940 and the general, Reynaud, calls up Churchill and says, 'It's over.' And Churchill says, 'How can that be? You've got the greatest army in Europe. How can it be over?' He said, 'It's over.'"

[...] Sanders is Jewish and had lost relatives during the Holocaust. ["Had lost"? Did he find them?]

"It is absolutely unacceptable that Matthews is making comparisons between Bernie Sanders, whose family was murdered by Nazis, to Nazis. @HardballChris needs to retire. Immediately," Media Matters editor-at-large Parker Molloy wrote.'

https://www.newsweek...-mJeIhB-yAYSHVg


Im not overly familiar with his backstory, don’t know if that would influence the response. I saw that clip of him. I thought it was odd but I took it to mean how shocked he was at bernies complete victory so quickly. Bernie is leading in every caucus and primary so far?

Didn’t get the vibe he was making some clever Jew nazi joke. I just took it that he was an idiot who with a plethora of possible abilities chose one about war to discuss a democracy
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Posted 26 February 2020 - 03:12 AM

View PostCause, on 26 February 2020 - 03:03 AM, said:

View PostAzath Vitr (D, on 23 February 2020 - 06:36 PM, said:

'MSNBC's Chris Matthews faces calls to resign after comparing Sanders' Nevada victory to Nazi Germany's defeat of France

[...] "I was reading last night about the fall of France in the summer of 1940 and the general, Reynaud, calls up Churchill and says, 'It's over.' And Churchill says, 'How can that be? You've got the greatest army in Europe. How can it be over?' He said, 'It's over.'"

[...] Sanders is Jewish and had lost relatives during the Holocaust. ["Had lost"? Did he find them?]

"It is absolutely unacceptable that Matthews is making comparisons between Bernie Sanders, whose family was murdered by Nazis, to Nazis. @HardballChris needs to retire. Immediately," Media Matters editor-at-large Parker Molloy wrote.'

https://www.newsweek...-mJeIhB-yAYSHVg


Im not overly familiar with his backstory, don't know if that would influence the response. I saw that clip of him. I thought it was odd but I took it to mean how shocked he was at bernies complete victory so quickly. Bernie is leading in every caucus and primary so far?

Didn't get the vibe he was making some clever Jew nazi joke. I just took it that he was an idiot who with a plethora of possible abilities chose one about war to discuss a democracy


Yes, but this is the comedy thread after all. (Tragicomedy most of the time, but still....)
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Posted 26 February 2020 - 03:26 AM

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'Chris Matthews' version of the Bernie Sanders platform.'
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Posted 26 February 2020 - 05:44 PM

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Posted 26 February 2020 - 09:09 PM

You have one job. Focus like a laser and don't screw it up.

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Posted 26 February 2020 - 09:23 PM

'Trump blames media, Democrats for overstating danger of "Caronavirus"

"Donald J. Trump

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Low Ratings Fake News MSDNC (Comcast) & @CNN are doing everything possible to make the Caronavirus look as bad as possible, including panicking markets, if possible. Likewise their incompetent Do Nothing Democrat comrades are all talk, no action. USA in great shape!"'

https://thehill.com/...-on-coronavirus

Wow. The misspelling still hasn't been corrected:

https://twitter.com/...652371832004608

'Donald J. Trump

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President Obama has a personal responsibility to visit & embrace all people in the US who contract Ebola!

10:32 AM · Oct 15, 2014'

https://twitter.com/...9689344?lang=en

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Posted 27 February 2020 - 12:24 AM

'Trump puts Pence in charge of novel coronavirus response'

... prayer, exorcisms, and stoning gay people?...

Or is it because it's the apocalypse?...

https://www.pbs.org/...rUFKqBYed64lLy8

'I saw in heaven another great and marvelous sign: seven angels with the seven last plagues—last, because with them God's wrath is completed. 2 And I saw what looked like a sea of glass glowing with fire and, standing beside the sea, those who had been victorious over the beast and its image and over the number of its name. They held harps given them by God 3 and sang the song of God's servant Pencius and of the King:

Great and marvelous are your deeds,
Lord Trump Almighty.
Just and true are your ways,
King of the world, and outer space;
Who will not fear you, Lord,
and bring glory to your Name?
For you alone are holy.
All nations will come
and worship before you,
for your righteous acts have been revealed.'"

'Trump Names Pence, Who Fueled HIV Outbreak In His State, To Lead Coronavirus Response

[...] Pence, whose career has included spreading misinformation about condom use and fueling the worst HIV outbreak in his state's history, to lead the government response to the coronavirus.

[...] "Mike is going to be in charge, and Mike will report back to me," [Trump] added. "But he's got a certain talent for this."

In 2015, when Pence was governor of Indiana, his cuts to public health funding and reluctance to sign off on needle exchanges contributed to a terrifying local HIV outbreak that resulted in nearly 200 people contracting the virus, reports the HuffPost.

"Pence laid the groundwork for the outbreak as a congressman in 2011, when the House passed his amendment to defund Planned Parenthood. That led to the 2013 closure of the lone Planned Parenthood clinic in Scott County, Indiana, which was the area's only HIV testing center. By early 2015, local health officials were reporting a spike in HIV cases linked to intravenous prescription opioid use. At the height of the outbreak, 20 new cases of HIV were being diagnosed every week.

Pence, who became governor in 2013, ignored pleas by local, state and federal health officials to lift the state's ban on needle exchanges. He said he was morally opposed to needle exchanges because he believed they supported drug abuse, which is not true.

After more than two months had passed since the outbreak was detected ― and after opting for prayer instead of action ― Pence finally allowed for a temporary needle exchange program in Scott County. The HIV cases eventually slowed."

In 2002, Pence criticized then-Secretary of State Colin Powell for advising young people to use condoms during sex. Pence argued that condoms don't prevent STDs and actually threaten people's lives.

[...] In a 2000 op-ed, posted on his personal webpage and unearthed by BuzzFeed's Andrew Kaczynski, Pence declared, "Smoking does not kill":

Pence wrote: "Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn't kill. In fact, 2 out of every three smokers does not die from a smoking related illness"'

https://theguardians...Nd1zxRwVlAZoDxs


'Cooper: Trump's acting DHS head can't answer basic questions about coronavirus - CNN Video'

https://www.cnn.com/...-ac360-vpx.pool


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