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Political Comedy starring Donald J. Trump & Co. Laugh while you cry

#121 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 27 July 2017 - 09:11 PM

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Posted 01 August 2017 - 02:19 AM

An email prankster, posing as Priebus, got the Mooch: http://www.cnn.com/2...ster/index.html
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 01 August 2017 - 06:10 AM


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Posted 01 August 2017 - 08:21 AM

Is that some sort of record? I mean, he was acting the part for - what, 10 days? - but he actually hadn't technically entered the position.

Couldn't happen to a nicer POS.

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Posted 01 August 2017 - 11:47 AM

It's gotta be for a position in a prez's administration.

There was video of something dropping out of Trump's nose that people say was cocaine drip. And based on how "The Mooch" behaved and Trump's unhinged tweets and behavior, I gotta lean towards this conspiracy being true. "The Mooch" was probably Trumpito's source and when he was given the job of communications dir, him and Trump probably started acting like billionaires who just bought and charted a sex yacht to international waters filled with cocaine and hookers. The new chief of staff (a marine general) saw that this couple can't be around each other so much and decided "The Mooch" had to go, immediately.
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Posted 04 August 2017 - 06:09 AM

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Posted 04 August 2017 - 09:07 PM


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Posted 05 August 2017 - 04:07 AM

Another FOX News dude nailed for sexual harassment! Eric Bolling, sending out slim jim pics to coworkers. Fourteen sources for this story. http://www.huffingto...4b0cb15b1be6d65

Posting it here cuz he's not important enough for Discussion, and because FOX News is a bad, bad joke.
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Posted 05 August 2017 - 05:57 AM

View Postworry, on 05 August 2017 - 04:07 AM, said:

Another FOX News dude nailed for sexual harassment! Eric Bolling, sending out slim jim pics to coworkers. Fourteen sources for this story. http://www.huffingto...4b0cb15b1be6d65

Posting it here cuz he's not important enough for Discussion, and because FOX News is a bad, bad joke.

That is not surprising at all. I remember when Fox Business launched and this asshole dominated a show called "Happy Hour" with his political bullshit. Prior to him joining it was actually informative and then they brought him in and it was turned into shit and was cancelled. Eric Bolling is the worst that humanity can puke out.
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Posted 06 August 2017 - 09:09 PM

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Posted 07 August 2017 - 09:00 AM

Well, if you measure it by games of golf, probably true!
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Posted 09 August 2017 - 11:52 PM


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Posted 10 August 2017 - 10:20 PM

Amusing.


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Posted 14 August 2017 - 03:23 PM

"The Mooch" is on Cobert tonight. Should be a hoot and a holler.
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Posted 14 August 2017 - 04:33 PM

He's already been out condemning the attack last week and of course taking shots at Bannon.

I don't know what kind of terms Moochy left on but if he wanted to he could become a big problem for the White House. The guy is an asshole but the media loves him.
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Posted 14 August 2017 - 06:52 PM

I'm sure him and Spicey have a book deal lined up. Should be salacious fun when they drop, followed by empty threats of a lawsuit by Jabba the Cheeto.
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Posted 14 August 2017 - 08:50 PM

They're both professional bootlickers and will reveal nothing that will harm their brands.

Speaking of, watch our favorite Fox News man-on-the-street-turned-heavy-hitter get through these few sentences without cracking (barely):


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