Guy eats a picture of Jason Segel every day until Segel eats a picture of the guy

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Guy eats a picture of Jason Segel every day until Segel eats a picture of the guy

#1 Aptorian

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 07:05 AM

I feel like this is very important.

What is your opinion on eating pictures of other people?

Discuss.

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 07:20 AM

I'd be more impressed if he was eating glossy photos and not just ink on paper.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

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Posted 17 February 2017 - 07:25 AM

This way he will only get cancer slowly, instead of immediately.

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 02:20 AM

This is a worthy successor to our "I bet I could eat 100 _____" meme.

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 05:45 AM

A stunning update. New scenery. Posturing of the images of Jason Segel. He attacks the picture with an increased ferocity and a hunger for cancer inducing paper.

Skip to 1:36 for the highlight of the video.

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 08:28 AM

I don't understand the point that of this.

The only way I would be amused by this is if JS never eats the picture and the guy admits defeat.

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 08:35 AM

I haven't seen any background on this but I imagine it's some kind of alternative art student project. You could have a field day doing pseudo-artististic analysis of the video in a term paper.

Somebody on reddit also pointed out that Jason Segle could just print out a stamp size picture and swallow it if he actually wanted to engage with this stunt.

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#8 Macros

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 09:08 AM

I don't think its art in any form, I think it's another person desperate for their 15 internet minutes.

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 09:12 AM

I think that pretty much sums up 90% of art that gets mainstream attention.

#10 Tsundoku

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 10:13 AM

Apt, on 18 February 2017 - 09:12 AM, said:

I think that pretty much sums up 90.99999% of art/celebrity/youtube vids that get mainstream attention.

FTFY

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#11 worry

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Posted 18 February 2017 - 09:05 PM

Bad art is still art.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

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Posted 19 February 2017 - 04:33 AM

But this is stupid art.

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT

#13 Macros

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Posted 19 February 2017 - 07:59 AM

This is not art.
This is a dickhead eating paper for the purpose of getting his ugly face spread over the Internets.
Before anyone tries and argues about what sort of art it is.
This is not art.
This
Is
A
Dickhead
Eating
Paper
This
Is
Not
Art
There
Is
No
Zero
None
Skill
Or
Talent
Involved
This
Is
A
Dickhead
Eating
Paper
And
Assholes
Lie
Apt
Who
Gobble
Up
Shit
Internet
Content
Are
Making
Him
Famous
FUCKING
STOP
CLICKING
ON
THIS
SHIT
APT
YOU
ARE
CONTRIBUTING
TO
THE
STUPIDIFACTION
OF
HUMANITY

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#14 Aptorian

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Posted 19 February 2017 - 08:41 AM

Seeing as Macros seems to be really into this, here's Day 3:

If you look at the production value of this I think it has to be a student project.

EDIT: Actually, looking at the about page for his youtube channel, he mentions a website called Storyful that's about social engineering. This whole thing might just be viral marketing.

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Posted 19 February 2017 - 10:37 AM

Like Macros, I'm just here for an update on this crucial current event. I definitely agree, Macros! THE PEOPLE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!

Has Jason Segel responded? If so, how did he respond? Was he excited? Giddy? Is he planning something extraordinary as a response? These are the things Macros and I need to know!

Screw you all, and have a nice day!