Itwęs Nom, on 23 December 2016 - 08:48 PM, said:
Vengeance, on 23 December 2016 - 08:21 PM, said:
Itwęs Nom, on 23 December 2016 - 08:13 PM, said:
Go run a mile today. Then tomorrow run 1.5 then the next day run 3 miles. Then do that for 3 days then run 5 miles. Run 5 miles every day for a week. Then bump that up to 7 miles. Then run 7 miles for 2 weeks. Then bump it up to 10 miles. Run 10 miles for 2 weeks. Then bump it up by a mile every week until you are able to run 27 miles. Then put on leg weights and go back to 20 miles and work your way back up to 27 mile. It has now been 1 year and you are in the best shape of your life. Sign up for your local marathan. Take off the leg weights and start to run. You will find that you are suddenly in the front of the pack. There will only be 3 miles left. Then you will see the finish line. You heart will explode.... You failed. Hit the rest button and try again.
Since you failed you are reborn as a snail. It takes your entire snail life to move 27 miles and just before the finish line you are stepped on and kicked across the line. You are then thrown back into your old human body and awake in the morgue and scare the mortician to death. Then you sign up for the next marathon and this one you finish as a undead human. Congratulation you have won twice. Victory is yours. Now go and eat all of the live humans you can find.
True story.
But we only have kilometres here in Europe
And, by my calculations, as a snail I'd have to "run" the marathon in France...
Can I suggest moving to a country where they know how to tell distances. Either that or only use fathoms for everything.