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#21 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 09:06 PM

View PostItwęs Nom, on 23 December 2016 - 08:48 PM, said:

View PostVengeance, on 23 December 2016 - 08:21 PM, said:

View PostItwęs Nom, on 23 December 2016 - 08:13 PM, said:

View PostVengeance, on 23 December 2016 - 08:10 PM, said:

Whom ever wants to run what ever pm me and I will set you up.

- venge


I want to run a marathon!


Go run a mile today. Then tomorrow run 1.5 then the next day run 3 miles. Then do that for 3 days then run 5 miles. Run 5 miles every day for a week. Then bump that up to 7 miles. Then run 7 miles for 2 weeks. Then bump it up to 10 miles. Run 10 miles for 2 weeks. Then bump it up by a mile every week until you are able to run 27 miles. Then put on leg weights and go back to 20 miles and work your way back up to 27 mile. It has now been 1 year and you are in the best shape of your life. Sign up for your local marathan. Take off the leg weights and start to run. You will find that you are suddenly in the front of the pack. There will only be 3 miles left. Then you will see the finish line. You heart will explode.... You failed. Hit the rest button and try again.

Since you failed you are reborn as a snail. It takes your entire snail life to move 27 miles and just before the finish line you are stepped on and kicked across the line. You are then thrown back into your old human body and awake in the morgue and scare the mortician to death. Then you sign up for the next marathon and this one you finish as a undead human. Congratulation you have won twice. Victory is yours. Now go and eat all of the live humans you can find.

True story.

But we only have kilometres here in Europe Posted Image

And, by my calculations, as a snail I'd have to "run" the marathon in France...


Can I suggest moving to a country where they know how to tell distances. Either that or only use fathoms for everything.
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#22 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 10:01 PM

if we do 48 hour days, I can play, even when I can't play from my phone.

And if we start on Monday, well I'll only be at work for 2 days, the rest of the time i'm doing glorious nothing.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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#23 User is offline   JPK 

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 11:55 PM

I'm game to join with the 48 hour day condition as well.
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#24 User is offline   EmperorMagus 

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Posted 24 December 2016 - 01:31 AM

I'm In.
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#25 User is offline   Kruppe of Darujhistan 

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Posted 24 December 2016 - 01:43 AM

In. I have some redeeming to do.
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#26 User is offline   Andorion 

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Posted 24 December 2016 - 01:52 AM

So we have a possible 12. Who is modding?
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#27 User is offline   LinearPhilosopher 

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Posted 24 December 2016 - 04:04 AM

I can mod, from the way the discussion is trending itll be m&P death note mafia.

I just need someone to set me up with path shaper (and i need to remeber how setting up alts work)
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#28 User is offline   Itwęs Nom 

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Posted 24 December 2016 - 12:54 PM

View PostVengeance, on 23 December 2016 - 09:06 PM, said:

Can I suggest moving to a country where they know how to tell distances. Either that or only use fathoms for everything.


Powers of 10 ftw.

This post has been edited by Itwęs Nom: 24 December 2016 - 12:54 PM

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#29 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 24 December 2016 - 02:56 PM

View PostLinearPhilosopher, on 24 December 2016 - 04:04 AM, said:

I can mod, from the way the discussion is trending itll be m&P death note mafia.

I just need someone to set me up with path shaper (and i need to remeber how setting up alts work)



Done and sh as well
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#30 User is offline   Path-Shaper 

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Posted 25 December 2016 - 07:43 PM

ok sending out pms shortly.

Just gotta change all the PWs
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#31 User is offline   Path-Shaper 

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Posted 25 December 2016 - 09:42 PM

any1 who wants SH inbox me
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