[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

D, on 15 September 2016 - 09:43 PM, said:

So World War 2 was really just a big debate about sandwiches...?

[Vengeance]

I really have nothing to say. I just decided to post in this thread.

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

Vengeance, on 19 September 2016 - 05:05 PM, said:

I really have nothing to say. I just decided to post in this thread.

The "wich" in "Sandwich" comes from Old English wic ("wick, harbor, hamlet"); so a Sandwich could just as easily (and, perhaps, more sublimely) be called a Sand Hamlet.

Would a foam sandwich be a thing of living beauty? Or just a discovery for euer? Its liueliness increases; it shall neuer....

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 19 September 2016 - 06:31 PM

[Abyss]

I'm hungry.

[Vengeance]

Abyss, on 19 September 2016 - 07:12 PM, said:

I'm hungry.

I'm vengeance... Nice to meet you Hungry.

[Nevyn]

I'm on first.

[TheRetiredBridgeburner]

Something about the phrase "I'd like a chicken sand hamlet please" is tickling me something wicked (yes my Yorkshire is showing )

[worry]

My name is Malaclypse and I'm here to say
I like to do raps in a major way
I rap over here
I rap over there
I rap in my silky underwear

Now a hip
Hop
A hibby to the hibbidy Hip Hop
Da boogie
And we keep on hoppin
We keep on poppin
Rock the mic
Makin sure that ya don't stop!

[Fid]

worry, on 19 September 2016 - 09:29 PM, said:

My name is Malaclypse and I'm here to say
I like to do raps in a major way
I rap over here
I rap over there
I rap in my silky underwear

Now a hip
Hop
A hibby to the hibbidy Hip Hop
Da boogie
And we keep on hoppin
We keep on poppin
Rock the mic
Makin sure that ya don't stop!

My age is catching up with me. Even with reading glasses I misread that as REP - clearly the second verse diverges from that but given the neg-REP wars of yore an almost relevant misread

[Slow Ben]

http://www.espn.com/...s?ex_cid=espnfb


Which one of you fuckers works at ESPN?

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

Slow Ben, on 20 September 2016 - 09:12 PM, said:

http://www.espn.com/...s?ex_cid=espnfb


Which one of you fuckers works at ESPN?

Hot dogs + sportsball + boredom = baseball (unless you're Japanese... then it's some kind of samurai-kamikaze-Zen (kamikazezen?) minus the good ol' *human* entrail-disemboweling, plus a nuclear dollop of UScunthummoroA-fetishizing freakshow).

(On the new auto-filters: "cunthummer" is amusing but you misspelled "'MURICA!")

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 20 September 2016 - 10:06 PM

[LinearPhilosopher]

there are more things between sandwiches and burgers than I ever dreamt of in any linear philosophy.

[Azath Vitr (D'ivers]

LinearPhilosopher, on 21 September 2016 - 01:51 AM, said:

there are more things between sandwiches and burgers than I ever dreamt of in any linear philosophy.

Including this:



"The Hamdog was first patented in the USo'A back in 2009 but Mark Murray has only just begun to sell them."

"The burger is split in half, to allow the hotdog to be placed in between. The bun is then also filled with lettuce, tomato, pickles, cheese, mustard, tomato sauce and mayonnaise. Noted USo'An diplomat Donald Trump Jr has called it, 'the sandwich of the future---when you add Trump skittles'."

http://www.bbc.co.uk...nd-burger-combo


Human progress (though in this sleep of reason, what dreams may come... don't the teeth and inner mouth form a sandwich around the flappy meat of the still-unhamburgered tongue? aren't the two halves of the brain a corpus callosum sandwich?).

[LinearPhilosopher]

Azath Vitr (D, on 21 September 2016 - 03:52 AM, said:

LinearPhilosopher, on 21 September 2016 - 01:51 AM, said:

there are more things between sandwiches and burgers than I ever dreamt of in any linear philosophy.

Including this:



"The Hamdog was first patented in the chatterbox back in 2009 but Mark Murray has only just begun to sell them."

"The burger is split in half, to allow the hotdog to be placed in between. The bun is then also filled with lettuce, tomato, pickles, cheese, mustard, tomato sauce and mayonnaise. Noted chatterboxn diplomat Donald Trump Jr has called it, 'the sandwich of the future---when you add Trump skittles'."

http://www.bbc.co.uk...nd-burger-combo


Human progress (though in this sleep of reason, what dreams may come... don't the teeth and inner mouth form a sandwich around the flappy meat of the still-unhamburgered tongue? aren't the two halves of the brain a corpus callosum sandwich?).

what
the
actual
fuck

Just when i thought this thread could not get any werirder.

[worry]

All I've got to say to that is

[Malaclypse]

LinearPhilosopher, on 21 September 2016 - 11:06 PM, said:

Azath Vitr (D, on 21 September 2016 - 03:52 AM, said:

LinearPhilosopher, on 21 September 2016 - 01:51 AM, said:

there are more things between sandwiches and burgers than I ever dreamt of in any linear philosophy.

Including this:



"The Hamdog was first patented in the chatterbox back in 2009 but Mark Murray has only just begun to sell them."

"The burger is split in half, to allow the hotdog to be placed in between. The bun is then also filled with lettuce, tomato, pickles, cheese, mustard, tomato sauce and mayonnaise. Noted chatterboxn diplomat Donald Trump Jr has called it, 'the sandwich of the future---when you add Trump skittles'."

http://www.bbc.co.uk...nd-burger-combo


Human progress (though in this sleep of reason, what dreams may come... don't the teeth and inner mouth form a sandwich around the flappy meat of the still-unhamburgered tongue? aren't the two halves of the brain a corpus callosum sandwich?).

what
the
actual
fuck

Just when i thought this thread could not get any werirder.

This epitomizes what is wrong with the world and its occupants, imo. I'm working back to front this time btw and I'm just ignoring worry's offering with the incessant repeating the word 'hamburger' for now because maybe it will make sense as I work my way backwards? I dunno, but on the face of it, more worshipping of meaninglessness is what it looks like.

[Malaclypse]

worry, on 19 September 2016 - 09:29 PM, said:

My name is Malaclypse and I'm here to say
I like to do raps in a major way
I rap over here
I rap over there
I rap in my silky underwear

Now a hip
Hop
A hibby to the hibbidy Hip Hop
Da boogie
And we keep on hoppin
We keep on poppin
Rock the mic
Makin sure that ya don't stop!

Don't quit your day job but I do appreciate the effort

[worry]

Find meaning in the meaningless is my mantra.

[Malaclypse]

Abyss, on 14 September 2016 - 02:47 PM, said:

What, you hate sandwiches? What else do you hate? Freedom? Puppies?

You're just doing the amateur version of 'taking the piss' - you mock in a childish way. I lived for ten years, give or take a few months, among an ethnic group who have elevated mockery to an artform. The British are the funniest people on Earth in my opinion, because they are inclined to viciousness and they intend it in a companionable way for the most part. You lose by taking offence, they just pile on if you take offence, it's like rugby or cricket. Show weakness and you're finished. You have to learn to take your lumps and deliver your own but you have to play by their rules because they are in the majority. I faced that and figured it out. This..whatever it is, seems to be just obfuscation - avoid the subject at hand with nonsensical details and yeah, I find that childish.

[Vengeance]

Cricket is funny. It takes a week for one game and the score is 600 to 15 and they say it was a close one.

Rugby is a real mans sport. Which is why the ALL BLACKS are the worlds best. Cause Kiwies are real men!!!! Well the ones that aren't hobbits any way.

GO ALL BLACKS!!!