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#81 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 19 June 2015 - 02:17 PM

View PostAshes, on 19 June 2015 - 01:35 PM, said:

Reading Venge's rant, made my day start out right. Hilarious.


That wasn't a rant that was panic setting in.


This is a Vengeance rant


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How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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#82 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 19 June 2015 - 07:28 PM

View PostKhellendros, on 13 June 2015 - 05:15 PM, said:

Erm, did a load of posts just get wiped from the forum? I know Ashes had a few here, and I'd posted one too...rest of the forum seems to have lost posts as well.


I was so excited when I managed to recruit you. I figured with you and Blend there would be no way that cult would lose. We would just drive lynches onto town and Blend would kill another town.... Shame that IB took you out so early.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
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#83 User is offline   Khellendros 

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Posted 19 June 2015 - 11:04 PM

View PostVengeance, on 19 June 2015 - 07:28 PM, said:

View PostKhellendros, on 13 June 2015 - 05:15 PM, said:

Erm, did a load of posts just get wiped from the forum? I know Ashes had a few here, and I'd posted one too...rest of the forum seems to have lost posts as well.


I was so excited when I managed to recruit you. I figured with you and Blend there would be no way that cult would lose. We would just drive lynches onto town and Blend would kill another town.... Shame that IB took you out so early.



Yeah, I was looking forward to the win too, for once I was quite happy to be recruited. Maybe Inane Gait didn't like me driving the attempted lynch on them :) Also, I probably played it *too* helpful townie towards the end. But even when I died I thought you were going to take it. But then IB's had a hell of a game.
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#84 User is offline   Gnaw 

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Posted 20 June 2015 - 05:49 AM

View PostPath-Shaper, on 18 June 2015 - 10:23 PM, said:

"We have to avoid loving Shinrei at all costs!"

"Yeah, what if he demands we do weird Japanese things like commit seppuku or eat fish testes? "

"I heard that expats in Japan are insufferably polite to your face but begin to look down on everyone else as hairy barbarians behind their backs."

"We gotta stop that cult! The horror! We'll all be in schoolgirl uniforms for Shinrei's pleasure!"

You get together and string up Lock. You find a massive anime collection under his mattress and a dozen copies of the Hagakure to be handed out to the faithful.

Lock is dead. He was Vengeance and the High Priest of Shinrei Love and Worship.

Unfortunately, despite the removal of the High Priest, the killings continue that night.


High Priest of Shinrei Love and Worship

:)

Vengy you don't have a hair on your ass if you don't use that as your title for the next month.

And yes, I mean yours, not mine oh ye of the all powerful admin privileges.
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#85 User is offline   Path-Shaper 

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Posted 20 June 2015 - 06:28 AM

Saw this picture today, and I think it represents a Venge rant quite well.

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Only someone with this much power could make this many frittatas without breaking any eggs.
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#86 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 22 June 2015 - 02:38 PM

View PostPath-Shaper, on 20 June 2015 - 06:28 AM, said:

Saw this picture today, and I think it represents a Venge rant quite well.


Believe it or not the kids have calmed me down a little bit. That or they are just tiring me out. Probably the second more then the first when I think about it.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
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#87 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 22 June 2015 - 02:39 PM

View PostGnaw, on 20 June 2015 - 05:49 AM, said:

View PostPath-Shaper, on 18 June 2015 - 10:23 PM, said:

"We have to avoid loving Shinrei at all costs!"

"Yeah, what if he demands we do weird Japanese things like commit seppuku or eat fish testes? "

"I heard that expats in Japan are insufferably polite to your face but begin to look down on everyone else as hairy barbarians behind their backs."

"We gotta stop that cult! The horror! We'll all be in schoolgirl uniforms for Shinrei's pleasure!"

You get together and string up Lock. You find a massive anime collection under his mattress and a dozen copies of the Hagakure to be handed out to the faithful.

Lock is dead. He was Vengeance and the High Priest of Shinrei Love and Worship.

Unfortunately, despite the removal of the High Priest, the killings continue that night.


High Priest of Shinrei Love and Worship

:)

Vengy you don't have a hair on your ass if you don't use that as your title for the next month.

And yes, I mean yours, not mine oh ye of the all powerful admin privileges.


If Eloth can pull out a tie I will.

I think that IB is digging himself in there. He is going to hard at convincing Bendal. It should back fire.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
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#88 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 23 June 2015 - 02:05 PM

I put it in. Well done Eloth. I am glad I recruited you. Blendal you would have been mine with out that stupid finger.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
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#89 User is offline   Inane Babble 

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Posted 23 June 2015 - 03:33 PM

View PostBrujah, on 17 June 2015 - 10:50 PM, said:

View PostPath-Shaper, on 17 June 2015 - 01:32 PM, said:

Gait, on 17 June 2015 - 01:26 PM, said:

Kill Bendal Home if lynched

Kill Lock


That would mean with a Lock lynch:

1 Killer

1 Town

1 Recruit

That means either a Town/Cult tie, or a lone-wolf Killer win for InaneBabble to brag about.


Well I'm pulling for InaneBabble. Me and Gnaw are both from the Carolinas, and now we have another. InaneBabble and I even went to High School in the same city.

EDIT - As soon as I hit post I tried to catch myself. It's Unfound that went to High School in the same city as I did, not IB. Still pulling for IB.


Reading up and this confused the hell out of me until I reached the edit :)
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#90 User is offline   Messremb 

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Posted 23 June 2015 - 04:03 PM

View PostVengeance, on 23 June 2015 - 02:05 PM, said:

I put it in. Well done Eloth. I am glad I recruited you. Blendal you would have been mine with out that stupid finger.


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Nice setup Shin, if only killer roles were for spam too, I was angling after one.

View PostPath-Shaper, on 03 June 2015 - 12:58 PM, said:

And for the record, Bendal's Spam has paid off. It netted him one paroday, and 2 items.


Yeah, uh thanks for that Parody, it really helped with my play style ;)

Don't ever try to out-spam me IB :)

I didn't even realise you'd tried to recruit me Venge, bad luck
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