[Tsundoku]

D, on 03 March 2015 - 10:01 PM, said:

Maark, on 03 March 2015 - 08:35 PM, said:

Coco with marshmallows, on 03 March 2015 - 01:15 PM, said:

Maark, on 03 March 2015 - 07:22 AM, said:

If you don't rescind this decree and turn this place into a Wheel of Time forum, I'm going to have to stand over here and guard... this rock. From Tucker. Because I'm pretty sure that's how all of this started.

A WoT forum?

The very idea!

Sniffs, tugs braid, smooths skirt.

You can be Petra.

What do ancient aqueducts have to do with it?

Remember: silence is golden, aqueduct tape is silver.

Hey Stormcat, enjoying the derail?

This post has been edited by Sombra: 05 March 2015 - 12:47 PM

[D'rek]

Not to get all meta, but is it really a derail if the OP said she missed the wacky antics of the forum and then her thread becomes... wacky antics?

Maybe Stormcat is, in fact, an oracle/prophet! She has visions of barbeque sauces?!

[Maark Abbott]

D, on 05 March 2015 - 02:39 PM, said:

Not to get all meta, but is it really a derail if the OP said she missed the wacky antics of the forum and then her thread becomes... wacky antics?

Maybe Stormcat is, in fact, an oracle/prophet! She has visions of barbeque sauces?!

Excuse me, this is my point. At the end of the day. Y'know, at the end of the day, anything, a benign object of any sort, you could take anything, you could take a... cheeseburger, and deconstruct it to its source...

[Stormcat]

I adore derails, especially wacky antics derails. More than anything these days I need to laugh and remember that life is good and that I have many many blessings to count. Keep up the antics because I need them.

[Gust Hubb]

Briar King, on 10 March 2015 - 02:29 AM, said:

Well you see there was this one time at band camp...ugh never mind

Lemme guess, it had something to do with a clarinet and the tuba.

[Raymond Luxury Yacht]

Anybody want to do a derail? Snifffffff

[Maark Abbott]

Roses are red
Health bar is red
Tager is red
720c

I can poetry

[Gorefest]

Roses are blue
Violets are red
I ask of you
How do we know that this is not actually the case, i.e. how do you know that your mental perception of red is the same as someone else's mental perception of red and could it not be that, if you were to look through someone else's eyes while hijacking their brain, you would see what you assumed to be red manifest itself as a pale blue instead and, if so, why does this never get mentioned anywhere as an idea in fantasy even though there are continuously people taking over other people's minds or riding their bodies, or maybe someone did write about it but I just missed that?


My poetry is often criticised for derailing into proze, not sure why. I think it's envy.

This post has been edited by Gorefest: 10 March 2015 - 11:48 AM

[Maark Abbott]

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm dead and colourblind

[Tsundoku]

Roses are red
Violets are purple
Sugar is sweet
And so is maple surple.

[Maark Abbott]

The AWP is heavy
The knife is not
I run faster with the knife
Headshot

[Abyss]

It's things like this that make me wonder if maybe, just maybe, i do in fact like pistachio ice cream.

[Maark Abbott]

Pistachio ice cream likes you, young man. Now caress this kettle.

[Dolmen 2.0]

What is love?

[Blend]

Dolmen 2.0, on 10 March 2015 - 06:40 PM, said:

What is love?

Baby, don't hurt me....

[Blend]

http://youtu.be/1T-wYSJazyw

This post has been edited by Blend: 10 March 2015 - 07:43 PM

[Blend]

Arg, I can never get the embedding to actually work!

[Stormcat]

You should check this out..... https://www.youtube....dQw4w9WgXcQ#t=0