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The Vampire with the Dragon Tattoo

#81 User is offline   Kaamos 

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Posted 08 October 2013 - 12:10 PM

I'm not sure. Could be a sub-category of Rule 34. (Rule 34.69?)
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Posted 08 October 2013 - 01:09 PM

69 and wooly mammoth do not belong in the same thread let alone the same galaxy.
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Posted 08 October 2013 - 03:26 PM

View PostKaamos, on 08 October 2013 - 10:52 AM, said:

Hmm. When dinorotica becomes humdrum, I wonder what the next squicky fad will be? The sexy ice-age huntress-gatheress and an angsty woolly mammoth lamenting the forthcoming extinction?


I bet you almost had it...squicky to squid? Everyone loves the naughty tentacles... :doh:
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Posted 08 October 2013 - 07:24 PM

You know, megafauana discovering 69 could be a good explanation for why they went extinct.
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Posted 09 October 2013 - 03:58 PM

View PostDolmen+, on 08 October 2013 - 01:09 PM, said:

69 and wooly mammoth do not belong in the same thread let alone the same galaxy.

You know, can't think that was a sentence I ever thought I would read. Not even on the internet...
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Posted 09 October 2013 - 04:18 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 09 October 2013 - 03:58 PM, said:

View PostDolmen+, on 08 October 2013 - 01:09 PM, said:

69 and wooly mammoth do not belong in the same thread let alone the same galaxy.

You know, can't think that was a sentence I ever thought I would read. Not even on the internet...




It was only a matter of time...

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 01:27 PM

NOOOOO I forgot about the existence of this glorious thread and all these mountain-moving, heart-rending epics of love and anguish! D: D: D: What happened to the lovey-dovey mammoths? Did anyone find out? Did the cruel blizzards of the nefarious ice age separate the mates thus affectionally entwined with one another in the illustration above??? Did she hook up with the sentimental squid after mourning the loss of her inamorato?

To celebrate the finishing of The Dust of Dreams, and to achieve an even better understanding of the Scottish undead night-life for an upcoming trip, I carefully coned through Sparks' bibliography and purchased this:

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I love the lady's giant chicken-wings that appear to begin from nowhere.

Unfortunately the most intriguing were-dolphin called Finn appears to be a minor character with no novel of his own yet. :smoke:

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Posted 07 February 2014 - 11:29 PM

A different flavor, but perhaps much more tasteless:

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 01:53 AM

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