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How do you post and/or poop?

#301 Maark Abbott

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Posted 06 July 2015 - 04:18 AM

Briar King, on 06 July 2015 - 03:16 AM, said:

Seriously how the fuck does this thread poop up every time my body needs a high dose of fiber to right itself?

Because you're about to twelve gauge scattershot poop.

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#302 Macros

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Posted 06 July 2015 - 04:47 PM

I had french and vegas poops this year too, but thats been done before, covering old porcelain territory

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 11:04 AM

Macros, on 05 July 2015 - 02:08 PM, said:

Copenhagen poop.
Last week had a Prague poop
Forgot to mention my Amsterdam and Rotterdam poops last month.
Apologies

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#304 Macros

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Posted 07 July 2015 - 04:58 PM

Amsterdam airport and rotterdam for work, there was no time for social pooping

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#305 Macros

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Posted 12 July 2015 - 05:06 PM

988589_1493857017304019_1802813209687770586_n.jpg (27.28K)
Number of downloads: 0

want to poop here

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#306 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 15 July 2015 - 12:16 PM

I must get one...

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#307 Macros

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Posted 15 July 2015 - 04:23 PM

we used to have something similar at home when we were kids and too little to properly perch upon the throne

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#308 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 15 July 2015 - 08:36 PM

Apparently it really helps with pooping!

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#309 Macros

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Posted 16 July 2015 - 04:22 AM

I would imagine it simulates the squat position, which would still be the natural position, evolution and what not having not caught up with toilet technology.
It doesn't even know about the three shells hahahaha

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#310 Whisperzzzzzzz

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Posted 16 July 2015 - 05:17 PM

That lady's got a massive head. Maybe that's where all her poop is?

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#311 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 08 September 2015 - 07:58 AM

http://readpoopfiction.com/

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#312 Maark Abbott

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Posted 08 September 2015 - 10:37 AM

There is nothing, NOTHING so agonising as a ghost pepper poo.

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#313 Gust Hubb

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Posted 08 September 2015 - 08:17 PM

with or w/o hemorrhoids?

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#314 A Demon Llama!

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Posted 09 September 2015 - 12:15 AM

Gust Hubb, on 08 September 2015 - 08:17 PM, said:

with or w/o hemorrhoids?

Without. How do you usually eat them?

No Touchy.

#315 Macros

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Posted 18 October 2015 - 07:07 PM

My usual is 2*15 mins. Depends on how quickly I can read a chapter of the book I'm on, I love pooping at work, getting paid to have a shit and read a book, what's not to like???
Possibly a short five minute operation in the morning.

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#316 Maark Abbott

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 08:49 PM

It seems I need more fibre. Recently I've been like some sort of squishy buckshot.

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#317 LinearPhilosopher

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 11:02 PM

lack of proper hydration has had a negative effect, specifically the amount of time a session takes.

That being said, theres no feeling like that first shit of the day in the morning.