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How do you post and/or poop?

#261 User is offline   HiddenOne 

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Posted 13 October 2014 - 11:46 AM

View PostSatan, on 12 October 2014 - 03:49 PM, said:

View PostHiddenOne, on 17 September 2014 - 03:34 PM, said:

You people don't shower and poop at the same time? How quaint. That's the only way I make it to work on time.


Having actually had a shit in the shower, I call bullshit on that one - combining the two are definitely not a way to save time.


Ok, you got me. I hope you didn't do that on purpose, and I'll bet either a virus or grain alcohol were involved
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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#262 User is offline   EmperorMagus 

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Posted 14 October 2014 - 11:54 PM

My poop smelled of coffee.















Why did I just say that?
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#263 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 15 October 2014 - 12:22 AM

Good sign you should cut back just a little.
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#264 User is offline   EmperorMagus 

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Posted 15 October 2014 - 01:07 AM

View PostGust Hubb, on 15 October 2014 - 12:22 AM, said:

Good sign you should cut back just a little.

That's the problem! I don't drink coffee ...


much
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#265 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 15 October 2014 - 01:16 AM

I was talking about the enemas not the drinking.
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#266 User is offline   EmperorMagus 

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Posted 15 October 2014 - 01:19 AM

View PostGust Hubb, on 15 October 2014 - 01:16 AM, said:

I was talking about the enemas not the drinking.

Why so angry? :)
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#267 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 15 October 2014 - 12:33 PM

Not sure where you see anger son. It's a forgone conclusion you are dead next game. But I commented because coffee is my specialty. :)
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Posted 15 October 2014 - 03:46 PM

Had 3 poops before 8am today. Not bad.
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Posted 15 October 2014 - 03:50 PM

ive had 3 solid poops today, thinking I'm done as i done eat much in the evenings
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Posted 15 October 2014 - 04:53 PM

don't your bottoms get raw from all that wiping?
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#271 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 15 October 2014 - 05:10 PM

Charmen extra soft bitch!
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#272 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 15 October 2014 - 08:52 PM

View PostGust Hubb, on 15 October 2014 - 04:53 PM, said:

don't your bottoms get raw from all that wiping?

Yeah sometimes. Depends what I eat!

Also, I use this:

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Posted 15 October 2014 - 10:32 PM

Pretty sure they use that at my work. It would explain my now awkward gait,at least.
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Posted 19 October 2014 - 07:26 AM

View PostHiddenOne, on 13 October 2014 - 11:46 AM, said:

View PostSatan, on 12 October 2014 - 03:49 PM, said:

View PostHiddenOne, on 17 September 2014 - 03:34 PM, said:

You people don't shower and poop at the same time? How quaint. That's the only way I make it to work on time.


Having actually had a shit in the shower, I call bullshit on that one - combining the two are definitely not a way to save time.


Ok, you got me. I hope you didn't do that on purpose, and I'll bet either a virus or grain alcohol were involved


It's a long story, but unfortunately it involves neither alcohol nor virus - it was all me, baby!
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Posted 22 October 2014 - 04:53 PM

This morning I was driving, dropped me guts while doing so and giggled to myself. Then the stench hit me. I tell you what, it nearly killed me as I almost crashed my car! I quickly opened the windows to avoid asphyxiation and managed to drive on, through my blurred vision. I eventually got to where I was going and the poop I had was both horrifying and immensely satisfying.

8/10 would poop again.
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Posted 23 October 2014 - 01:55 PM

Had a stomach bug for two days there.
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Posted 23 October 2014 - 06:25 PM

Pooping in the Shetland islands
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Posted 25 October 2014 - 07:44 PM

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#279 User is offline   EmperorMagus 

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Posted 21 November 2014 - 10:48 PM

http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/


really? I mean really? If only you westerners actually washed yourself after pooping.
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Posted 22 November 2014 - 01:10 PM

Try some probiotics & fiber chews, BK

Before you die in a furious poo-nami
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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