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How do you post and/or poop?

#241 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 09 August 2014 - 05:45 PM

View PostObdigore, on 08 August 2014 - 03:32 AM, said:

View PostTisteon Simeonus, on 08 August 2014 - 12:51 AM, said:

Just had a lovely poop in Minneapolis airport!


Should have said you were stopping in MN airport. I would have recommended you hit up Rockbottom at the airport.

I thought I just said I went there?? :) We didn't have a mass of time there but enough to grab a subway and a coffee and a quick look to see if I could afford any Vikings gear... (I couldn't)

Have pooped in New Mexico now adding to the States I have pooped in.
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#242 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 10 August 2014 - 11:14 AM

View PostLord Gator, on 10 August 2014 - 03:57 AM, said:

So you pooed in the North and South of my land all in one day? Impressive.

I do what I can...
*strikes pose*
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Posted 10 August 2014 - 11:51 PM


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Posted 09 September 2014 - 05:31 AM

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Posted 09 September 2014 - 06:54 AM

That's so wrong,
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#246 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 09 September 2014 - 05:37 PM

That's an invitation to smearing if I ever saw one.
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#247 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 12 September 2014 - 05:41 PM

New location this week.
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#248 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 12 September 2014 - 08:18 PM

Ooh get you fancy pooper!

My full State list of poops:
Maine;
Minnesota;
New Mexico;
Utah;
California.

Only 5. Felt like there should have been more. Not bad for 3 weeks I guess.
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Posted 15 September 2014 - 08:44 AM

I believe my poop locations have been listed before, it drowns your attempt in a brown sludge of faeces
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#250 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 15 September 2014 - 11:33 AM

I am not doubting how massively you have out-pooped me Macros. You are the poop king.
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Posted 15 September 2014 - 03:20 PM

I think my best poop was while in the army and undring a NATO military exercise named Cold Response. I had a wonderful poop on a mountaintop, across the fjord from Narvik with a warm sun in the winter. The view was stunning. It really felt good especially since we had used 6 hours to digg the way up for the belt wagons.
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Posted 16 September 2014 - 04:41 AM

View PostGraablick, on 15 September 2014 - 03:20 PM, said:

I think my best poop was while in the army and undring a NATO military exercise named Cold Response. I had a wonderful poop on a mountaintop, across the fjord from Narvik with a warm sun in the winter. The view was stunning. It really felt good especially since we had used 6 hours to digg the way up for the belt wagons.

A romantic poop!

BK, the plane had to land in Bangor Marine cos of a medical emergency. I took the opportunity to drop a deuce while it was refuelling. I didn't leave the plane but I'm counting it!
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#253 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 16 September 2014 - 08:01 AM

When i think about it, I once had a poop behind a rock in about -12 Celsius while wearing skies. Hated that one.,
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Posted 16 September 2014 - 12:25 PM

Pooping at the hospital. Again. I fucking hate hospital toilets. I mean, who the hell thought it was a good idea to put a shower just next to a toilet, with only a flimsy sheet to hold off the water? There's some really poor planning involved here, let me tell you.

Is it like this in your countries? Surely someone must be cleverer than Norwegians here.
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Posted 16 September 2014 - 12:30 PM

Sounds like my bedsits. I can almost take a shower while.. yeah.

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#256 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 17 September 2014 - 04:47 AM

View PostSatan, on 16 September 2014 - 12:25 PM, said:

Pooping at the hospital. Again. I fucking hate hospital toilets. I mean, who the hell thought it was a good idea to put a shower just next to a toilet, with only a flimsy sheet to hold off the water? There's some really poor planning involved here, let me tell you.

Is it like this in your countries? Surely someone must be cleverer than Norwegians here.

Yeah it's a good job you're not somewhere where hygiene is essential and things like pooping and showering should really be kept separate...
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Posted 17 September 2014 - 03:34 PM

You people don't shower and poop at the same time? How quaint. That's the only way I make it to work on time.
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Posted 19 September 2014 - 04:50 PM

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Posted 12 October 2014 - 03:49 PM

View PostHiddenOne, on 17 September 2014 - 03:34 PM, said:

You people don't shower and poop at the same time? How quaint. That's the only way I make it to work on time.


Having actually had a shit in the shower, I call bullshit on that one - combining the two are definitely not a way to save time.
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