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How do you post and/or poop?

#121 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 05 August 2013 - 10:27 PM

I'm glad that I have yet to take a dump in prison. But once I had a wonderful morning sitting in the wintersun on a mountain overlooking the city of Narvik across the fjord. Best dump view ever.
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#122 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 06 August 2013 - 10:03 PM

Its a women's penitentiary to boot.
in yo face mother fuckas!

yet to see a nice inmate, one or two of the guards are alright though.

more exciting poops next week, just for Mezla
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#123 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 08:54 AM

Flippin heck I need to take a dump but my bed is so comfy right now! How long can I hold out?
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Posted 07 August 2013 - 09:15 AM

A daily dilemma for me. Once you start prairie dogging it, it's usually a good sign that your night has ended.
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#125 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 07 August 2013 - 11:01 PM

It was worth getting up for though...
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#126 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 06:27 AM

Holding it in the van, first prison poop of the day is gonna be a clinker
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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:31 AM

Ahhh, this thread never fails to brighten up my morning! I'm yet to dump today - I'll probably brew one up for later on.
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#128 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 01:47 PM

Never had the time for the morning dump before work, now it's time to a glorious poop.

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 02:26 PM

you guys been doing this for almost a month, aren't you ashamed of yourselves?
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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#130 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 02:40 PM

I've been pooping for a lot longer than a month, mister. Shit's been going on for years now.
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#131 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 02:51 PM

I do feel sorry for you if it goes months between every poop.

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#132 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 06:36 PM

What's to be ashamed of, everybody poops
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#133 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 07:30 PM

View PostGraablick, on 08 August 2013 - 02:51 PM, said:

I do feel sorry for you if it goes months between every poop.

I imagine that the release when you had the monthly poop would be pretty much orgasmic though...
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#134 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 08 August 2013 - 09:56 PM

Or the asshole just tears and you have to walk funny for a couple of days.

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#135 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 08:27 AM

Pooping in Scottish Parliament.
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#136 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 09:45 AM

View PostMacros, on 09 August 2013 - 08:27 AM, said:

Pooping in Scottish Parliament.

I don't often use the word "hero"...
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#137 User is offline   EmperorMagus 

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Posted 09 August 2013 - 09:51 AM

View PostMacros, on 09 August 2013 - 08:27 AM, said:

Pooping in Scottish Parliament.

I envy you.
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#138 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 06:01 AM

Pooped in San Fran, Alcatraz, LA, Disneyland, Universal Studios, San Diego, Flagstaff, The Grand Canyon, Hoover Dam, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City and Chicago.
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#139 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 10 August 2013 - 07:09 AM

Pooping in the Marine Coastal Command center, Aberdeen
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Posted 10 August 2013 - 09:26 AM

Post-masturbation poop. I always feel the need to relieve myself after I've relieved myself.
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