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#1 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 08:26 AM

My parents flew out to Germany on Sunday.

They left the house and the cats in my care.

Anything I should do while they're gone aside from setting up superfluous booby traps?
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#2 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 08:30 AM

No bitchin' house parties, the neighbors are snooping around.
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#3 User is offline   Chunky Milk 

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 08:34 AM

Lazers.

Lots of Lazers.
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#4 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 10:01 AM

Buy a third cat. Act confused when they come home and ask where the third cat came from. Tell them that the third cat was always there and you don't understand what they are talking about.

Send various photo albums to a specialist that can photoshop the cat into old family photos.
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#5 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 10:15 AM

Jack it till you chap it.

Also, House Hotel.

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 10:25 AM

Walk around naked, read books and play some games. And of course take some beers or whatever with friends. As long its fewer then hm.. 10. its not a party, only a vorspiel and you hit the town before 01.00 .

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#7 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 11:40 AM

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Suck it Errant!


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Posted 11 June 2013 - 01:23 PM

Rearrange everything. Swap out all photos and artwork for pictures of Malazan characters.
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#9 User is offline   Tattersail_ 

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 03:31 PM

View PostObdigore, on 11 June 2013 - 10:15 AM, said:

Jack it till you chap it.

Also, House Hotel.

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Just do this.


Stormy when you are out in a bar you can actually say to the cute girl your talking to, "do you want to come back to my place?" your neighbours won't be awake at that time.
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 03:58 PM

Risky Business.

Proceed.
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 04:08 PM

He can do up the house like a bachelor pad and pretend like it is his house :p

You'll be knocking them down like ten pin bowls.

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#12 User is offline   Jagh-o-matic 

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 04:24 PM

View PostAin, on 11 June 2013 - 11:40 AM, said:

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QFT.

That is truly nasty and fucking hilarious.
What?
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#13 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 09:45 PM

View PostJagh-o-matic, on 11 June 2013 - 04:24 PM, said:

View PostAin, on 11 June 2013 - 11:40 AM, said:

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QFT.

That is truly nasty and fucking hilarious.

I'm still trying to work out if that is what AIJ is suggesting Stormy does while alone, or what AIJ is doing right now, at the thought of Stormy, all alone...
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 10:00 PM

That .gif have to go..
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Posted 11 June 2013 - 10:21 PM

View PostGraablick, on 11 June 2013 - 10:00 PM, said:

That .gif have to go..

go fap?
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#16 User is offline   Jagh-o-matic 

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Posted 11 June 2013 - 10:31 PM

View PostAin, on 11 June 2013 - 11:40 AM, said:

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This .gif, you mean?
What?
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#17 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 12 June 2013 - 04:35 AM

I lol'd
<!--quoteo(post=462161:date=Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM:name=Aptorian)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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#18 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 13 June 2013 - 07:15 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 11 June 2013 - 09:45 PM, said:

View PostJagh-o-matic, on 11 June 2013 - 04:24 PM, said:

View PostAin, on 11 June 2013 - 11:40 AM, said:

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QFT.

That is truly nasty and fucking hilarious.

I'm still trying to work out if that is what AIJ is suggesting Stormy does while alone, or what AIJ is doing right now, at the thought of Stormy, all alone...


I can tell you right now, the answer is: yes.
Suck it Errant!


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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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