Malazan NFL Fantasy 2013 Yup, I am addicted.
#581
Posted 01 October 2013 - 07:06 AM
Fantasy football gods hate me. How in the fuck did I lose? 24 point lead going into Monday night with my defense against sproles. It's in the bag right. Fuck!!!
I don't know what I'm doing but it sounds good.
#582
Posted 01 October 2013 - 07:09 AM
I move up to fourth. All my team over performed which can only mean one thing. Next week I am going to get beat. It's a pattern so far. Play well and win, lose, play well and win lose or something like that

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#583
Posted 01 October 2013 - 07:18 AM
twelve, on 01 October 2013 - 07:06 AM, said:
Fantasy football gods hate me. How in the fuck did I lose? 24 point lead going into Monday night with my defense against sproles. It's in the bag right. Fuck!!!
You didn't They haven't tallied up the INTs and SACKs your D got. You won by like 10 points.
Also, I don't want to hear it. Second most points in the league, 10th place.
This post has been edited by Obdigore: 01 October 2013 - 07:20 AM
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#584
Posted 01 October 2013 - 07:38 AM
Obdigore, on 01 October 2013 - 07:18 AM, said:
twelve, on 01 October 2013 - 07:06 AM, said:
Fantasy football gods hate me. How in the fuck did I lose? 24 point lead going into Monday night with my defense against sproles. It's in the bag right. Fuck!!!
You didn't They haven't tallied up the INTs and SACKs your D got. You won by like 10 points.
Also, I don't want to hear it. Second most points in the league, 10th place.
4th most

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#585
Posted 01 October 2013 - 07:48 AM
Obdigore, on 01 October 2013 - 07:18 AM, said:
twelve, on 01 October 2013 - 07:06 AM, said:
Fantasy football gods hate me. How in the fuck did I lose? 24 point lead going into Monday night with my defense against sproles. It's in the bag right. Fuck!!!
You didn't They haven't tallied up the INTs and SACKs your D got. You won by like 10 points.
Also, I don't want to hear it. Second most points in the league, 10th place.
The classic fantasy fuckaroo. At least you ain't getting playoff fucked, yet.
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#586
Posted 01 October 2013 - 08:15 AM
HoosierDaddy, on 01 October 2013 - 07:48 AM, said:
Obdigore, on 01 October 2013 - 07:18 AM, said:
twelve, on 01 October 2013 - 07:06 AM, said:
Fantasy football gods hate me. How in the fuck did I lose? 24 point lead going into Monday night with my defense against sproles. It's in the bag right. Fuck!!!
You didn't They haven't tallied up the INTs and SACKs your D got. You won by like 10 points.
Also, I don't want to hear it. Second most points in the league, 10th place.
The classic fantasy fuckaroo. At least you ain't getting playoff fucked, yet.
At this rate I'll have most points against me and most points for me (ive been chipping away at Vengys lead since week 1) but every week I'll be like 2-4th in total points and playing one of the few people higher than me.
Now the question is, would I rather be schedule-fucked and miss the playoffs, or playoff-fucked a-la The H.D.
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#587
Posted 01 October 2013 - 08:52 AM
The regular season domination with an inevitable playoff loss has its own, special pain.
I don't know. It's better if you aren't used to it.
I don't know. It's better if you aren't used to it.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#588
Posted 01 October 2013 - 02:46 PM
Obdigore, on 01 October 2013 - 08:15 AM, said:
HoosierDaddy, on 01 October 2013 - 07:48 AM, said:
Obdigore, on 01 October 2013 - 07:18 AM, said:
twelve, on 01 October 2013 - 07:06 AM, said:
Fantasy football gods hate me. How in the fuck did I lose? 24 point lead going into Monday night with my defense against sproles. It's in the bag right. Fuck!!!
You didn't They haven't tallied up the INTs and SACKs your D got. You won by like 10 points.
Also, I don't want to hear it. Second most points in the league, 10th place.
The classic fantasy fuckaroo. At least you ain't getting playoff fucked, yet.
At this rate I'll have most points against me and most points for me (ive been chipping away at Vengys lead since week 1) but every week I'll be like 2-4th in total points and playing one of the few people higher than me.
Now the question is, would I rather be schedule-fucked and miss the playoffs, or playoff-fucked a-la The H.D.
I come in a close second for points against. I'm sure your .26 points against lead can be surpassed. On the plus side I have finally at least moved up to a meager average for points scored. It was looking a bit bleak there for a while.
I don't know what I'm doing but it sounds good.
#589
Posted 02 October 2013 - 01:49 AM
Ganoes Paran said:
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I move up to fourth. All my team over performed which can only mean one thing. Next week I am going to get beat. It's a pattern so far. Play well and win, lose, play well and win lose or something like that
I move up to fourth. All my team over performed which can only mean one thing. Next week I am going to get beat. It's a pattern so far. Play well and win, lose, play well and win lose or something like that

I think you'll be ok this week. Both my RB's are on bye. Go-go Ben Tate and Danny Woodhead!!!
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#590
Posted 02 October 2013 - 02:09 AM
HoosierDaddy, on 26 September 2013 - 10:28 PM, said:
Bilal Powell for Eddie Royal?
For real?
Whoever is getting Royal is getting screwed, but I won't vote against it.
For real?
Whoever is getting Royal is getting screwed, but I won't vote against it.
I don't mind getting screwed as long as he tells me he loves me.
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#591
Posted 03 October 2013 - 11:51 AM
Slow Ben, on 02 October 2013 - 01:49 AM, said:
Ganoes Paran, on 01 October 2013 - 07:09 AM, said:
I move up to fourth. All my team over performed which can only mean one thing. Next week I am going to get beat. It's a pattern so far. Play well and win, lose, play well and win lose or something like that 

I think you'll be ok this week. Both my RB's are on bye. Go-go Ben Tate and Danny Woodhead!!!
I am projected low points, similar to yours and your two main RB's are on a bye? Damn, my team seems to be so bad. I have been trading in the injured players, that hope to return by week 6.
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#592
Posted 06 October 2013 - 05:50 PM
Calvin Johnson is out for today's fame.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
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Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
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#593
Posted 06 October 2013 - 10:03 PM
Vengeance said:
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Calvin Johnson is out for today's fame.
Calvin Johnson is out for today's fame.
Yanked Stafford just in time too.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#594
Posted 06 October 2013 - 11:21 PM
My WR's are killing me. Also that my RBs are all fucking getting hurt.
Booooooooooo.
Booooooooooo.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
#595
Posted 06 October 2013 - 11:45 PM
Same, though it's become a non-issue going against Romo and some other stellar performers today.
#596
Posted 07 October 2013 - 12:41 AM
I replaced Eddie Royal at Flex with Lamar Miller with less than a minute to go.
And Miller gets 1.5 points.
Should of left Royal in, even though he hasn't played yet, he can't do too much worse.
I know it's easy to say this after they've already scored their points, but I came SO CLOSE to snagging Williams(the other Cowboys starting WR), and figured both him and Dez would get me points, but backed out last second. He scored over 20 pts. The other was Austin Pettis(scored around 15 or so). Been needing to find a second receiver. Settled with James Jones. Worked out.
Other two I nearly grabbed who haven't played yet were Denarius Moore, Oakland, and Vincent Brown(SD). I figure someone on SD WR squad will go off tonight, but it could be lucky so far Eddie Royal, or rookie Keenan Allen just as easily as Brown. Although Brown is due.
And Miller gets 1.5 points.
Should of left Royal in, even though he hasn't played yet, he can't do too much worse.
I know it's easy to say this after they've already scored their points, but I came SO CLOSE to snagging Williams(the other Cowboys starting WR), and figured both him and Dez would get me points, but backed out last second. He scored over 20 pts. The other was Austin Pettis(scored around 15 or so). Been needing to find a second receiver. Settled with James Jones. Worked out.
Other two I nearly grabbed who haven't played yet were Denarius Moore, Oakland, and Vincent Brown(SD). I figure someone on SD WR squad will go off tonight, but it could be lucky so far Eddie Royal, or rookie Keenan Allen just as easily as Brown. Although Brown is due.
This post has been edited by Brujah: 07 October 2013 - 12:43 AM
And when you're Gone, you stay Gone, or you be Gone. You lost all your Seven Cities privileges. - Karsa
you're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be...
- Maynard James Keenan
you're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be...
- Maynard James Keenan
#597
Posted 07 October 2013 - 01:47 AM
Rivers can't find brown. He has had his chances and instead Gares has been resurrected and woodhead has be came the west coast sproles. Brown will get 25 yards and remain on my benches.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!
Steven Erikson made drowning in alien cum possible - Obdigore
#598
Posted 07 October 2013 - 07:01 AM
Stalker, on 06 October 2013 - 11:45 PM, said:
Same, though it's become a non-issue going against Romo and some other stellar performers today.
I am pretty glad I swapped out Stevie Johnson for Randle. And WTF happened in the second half of Dallas-Denver? It was looking like it would be rinse-repeat-blow-out like any other Denver game this season when I went to bed as they'd just scored 28 pts in a row.
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#599
Posted 07 October 2013 - 07:06 AM
Slow Ben, on 02 October 2013 - 01:49 AM, said:
Ganoes Paran, on 01 October 2013 - 07:09 AM, said:
I move up to fourth. All my team over performed which can only mean one thing. Next week I am going to get beat. It's a pattern so far. Play well and win, lose, play well and win lose or something like that 

I think you'll be ok this week. Both my RB's are on bye. Go-go Ben Tate and Danny Woodhead!!!
I just shake my head at the score. Everyone of my players under performed. I told you. God help who I am playing next week.
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#600
Posted 07 October 2013 - 09:21 AM
Vengeance, on 07 October 2013 - 01:47 AM, said:
Rivers can't find brown. He has had his chances and instead Gares has been resurrected and woodhead has be came the west coast sproles. Brown will get 25 yards and remain on my benches.
Yeah. Preseason and just about any preview I read were all glowing about Brown, which is why I was quite chuffed about landing him. The one time he topped 2.5 points was when he caught a 7-yard TD as his single contribution to the match...
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