Which Malazan Character Are You?
#21
Posted 30 April 2013 - 12:54 AM
Here's me:
Whiskeyjack
84%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
78%
Kruppe
69%
Fear Sengar
66%
Ganoes Paran
63%
Anomander Rake
63%
Kalam Mekhar
59%
Brys Beddict
56%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas
56%
Quick Ben
50%
Tehol Beddict
50%
Empress Laseen
47%
The Crippled God
25%
Hairlock
19%
Whiskeyjack
84%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
78%
Kruppe
69%
Fear Sengar
66%
Ganoes Paran
63%
Anomander Rake
63%
Kalam Mekhar
59%
Brys Beddict
56%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas
56%
Quick Ben
50%
Tehol Beddict
50%
Empress Laseen
47%
The Crippled God
25%
Hairlock
19%
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#22
Posted 30 April 2013 - 01:37 AM
I think the 'author' puts too much weight to the "would you call yourself insane" and "do others think you are insane" questions.
And wtf is "are you weedy"?
You Scored as HairlockYou are Hairlock, an insane puppet! your main forte includes revenge and a full unveiling of spite in the direction of anyone who opposes you! You value life above pretty much anything else. A good old coup and downfall is what you like and you thrive in chaos!
Hairlock94%
Anomander Rake81%
Ganoes Paran72%
Kruppe66%
Tehol Beddict66%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer63%
The Crippled God56%
Quick Ben56%
Brys Beddict53%
Whiskeyjack47%
Empress Laseen44%
Fear Sengar41%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas38%
Kalam Mekhar28%
And wtf is "are you weedy"?
You Scored as HairlockYou are Hairlock, an insane puppet! your main forte includes revenge and a full unveiling of spite in the direction of anyone who opposes you! You value life above pretty much anything else. A good old coup and downfall is what you like and you thrive in chaos!
Hairlock94%
Anomander Rake81%
Ganoes Paran72%
Kruppe66%
Tehol Beddict66%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer63%
The Crippled God56%
Quick Ben56%
Brys Beddict53%
Whiskeyjack47%
Empress Laseen44%
Fear Sengar41%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas38%
Kalam Mekhar28%
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#23
Posted 01 May 2013 - 11:47 AM
Another Fear Sengar here. Was a tie with Laseen too. Did anyone else have a tie?
You are Fear Sengar, the leader of the Edur armies. You originally bow to the Warlock King and then afterwards your youngest sibling. You have a talent for leading and had a relatively good childhood. You know when to accept authority and when someone else is superior. You have talent but you don't like your facade to be stripped away. You keep your fears and doubts bottled up and let others voice them for you.
Empress Laseen 69%
Fear Sengar 69%
Anomander Rake 63%
Hairlock 59%
Quick Ben 56%
Kalam Mekhar 50%
Whiskeyjack 44%
Brys Beddict 44%
Tehol Beddict 44%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer 44%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas 41%
Kruppe 38%
Ganoes Paran 34%
The Crippled God 31%
You are Fear Sengar, the leader of the Edur armies. You originally bow to the Warlock King and then afterwards your youngest sibling. You have a talent for leading and had a relatively good childhood. You know when to accept authority and when someone else is superior. You have talent but you don't like your facade to be stripped away. You keep your fears and doubts bottled up and let others voice them for you.
Empress Laseen 69%
Fear Sengar 69%
Anomander Rake 63%
Hairlock 59%
Quick Ben 56%
Kalam Mekhar 50%
Whiskeyjack 44%
Brys Beddict 44%
Tehol Beddict 44%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer 44%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas 41%
Kruppe 38%
Ganoes Paran 34%
The Crippled God 31%
#24
Posted 01 May 2013 - 04:43 PM
You Scored as Fear Sengar
You are Fear Sengar, the leader of the Edur armies. You originally bow to the Warlock King and then afterwards your youngest sibling. You have a talent for leading and had a relatively good childhood. You know when to accept authority and when someone else is superior. You have talent but you don't like your facade to be stripped away. You keep your fears and doubts bottled up and let others voice them for you.
Fear Sengar
66%
Kruppe
66%
Tehol Beddict
66%
Brys Beddict
66%
Kalam Mekhar
63%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
59%
Whiskeyjack
56%
Quick Ben
56%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas
53%
Empress Laseen
53%
Ganoes Paran
41%
The Crippled God
41%
Anomander Rake
41%
Hairlock
19%
You are Fear Sengar, the leader of the Edur armies. You originally bow to the Warlock King and then afterwards your youngest sibling. You have a talent for leading and had a relatively good childhood. You know when to accept authority and when someone else is superior. You have talent but you don't like your facade to be stripped away. You keep your fears and doubts bottled up and let others voice them for you.
Fear Sengar
66%
Kruppe
66%
Tehol Beddict
66%
Brys Beddict
66%
Kalam Mekhar
63%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
59%
Whiskeyjack
56%
Quick Ben
56%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas
53%
Empress Laseen
53%
Ganoes Paran
41%
The Crippled God
41%
Anomander Rake
41%
Hairlock
19%
"To victory! It feels unfamiliar, but it tastes like chicken"
#25
Posted 01 May 2013 - 04:44 PM
4 way tie!
"To victory! It feels unfamiliar, but it tastes like chicken"
#26
Posted 01 May 2013 - 05:27 PM
Huh, I had to answer a tie breaker:
You Scored as Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer - 81%
Whiskeyjack - 81%
Quick Ben - 72%
Brys Beddict - 69%
Kalam Mekhar - 66%
Anomander Rake - 56%
Tehol Beddict - 56%
Ganoes Paran - 53%
Kruppe - 53%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas - 50%
The Crippled God - 50%
Fear Sengar - 47%
Hairlock - 44%
Empress Laseen - 34%
You Scored as Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer - 81%
Whiskeyjack - 81%
Quick Ben - 72%
Brys Beddict - 69%
Kalam Mekhar - 66%
Anomander Rake - 56%
Tehol Beddict - 56%
Ganoes Paran - 53%
Kruppe - 53%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas - 50%
The Crippled God - 50%
Fear Sengar - 47%
Hairlock - 44%
Empress Laseen - 34%
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#27
Posted 01 May 2013 - 08:12 PM
Kind of a weird description of the character IMO.
You Scored as Ganoes ParanYou are Ganoes Paran; the master of the deck of dragons. you have a major role in the coming war between the pantheon. You are stubborn and strong-willed and are unlikely to be affected by others needs and wants, you do forge friendships quickly however and have a knack of making fast progress in terms of career prospects.
Ganoes Paran 81%
Quick Ben 75%
Tehol Beddict 72%
Kruppe 69%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer 66%
Fear Sengar 66%
Whiskeyjack 59%
Brys Beddict 59%
Anomander Rake 59%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas 50%
Empress Laseen 50%
Kalam Mekhar 44%
The Crippled God 41%
Hairlock 31%
You Scored as Ganoes ParanYou are Ganoes Paran; the master of the deck of dragons. you have a major role in the coming war between the pantheon. You are stubborn and strong-willed and are unlikely to be affected by others needs and wants, you do forge friendships quickly however and have a knack of making fast progress in terms of career prospects.
Ganoes Paran 81%
Quick Ben 75%
Tehol Beddict 72%
Kruppe 69%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer 66%
Fear Sengar 66%
Whiskeyjack 59%
Brys Beddict 59%
Anomander Rake 59%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas 50%
Empress Laseen 50%
Kalam Mekhar 44%
The Crippled God 41%
Hairlock 31%
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#28
Posted 01 May 2013 - 09:03 PM
You're still Kruppe in my book - or Hedge.
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#29
Posted 01 May 2013 - 11:11 PM
Because I'm short and chubby?
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
#30
Posted 01 May 2013 - 11:42 PM
Exactly.
"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett, Jingo"Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." - Terry Pratchett, Eric
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
"Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of a lack of wisdom." - Terry Pratchett
#31
Posted 04 May 2013 - 03:57 PM
I got a tie breaker between -
Fear Sengar:
You are Fear Sengar, the leader of the Edur armies. You originally bow to the Warlock King and then afterwards your youngest sibling. You have a talent for leading and had a relatively good childhood. You know when to accept authority and when someone else is superior. You have talent but you don't like your facade to be stripped away. You keep your fears and doubts bottled up and let others voice them for you.
and,
Brys Beddict:
You are Brys Beddict, the king's champion! you are loyal to your cause and are seemingly athletic. You think that your family are important but also have time to make friends. Because of your talents and your friends people are often inclined to envy you.
The tie breaker was between two questions, neither of which really apply to me so not sure who I would have gotten overall.
Fear Sengar:
You are Fear Sengar, the leader of the Edur armies. You originally bow to the Warlock King and then afterwards your youngest sibling. You have a talent for leading and had a relatively good childhood. You know when to accept authority and when someone else is superior. You have talent but you don't like your facade to be stripped away. You keep your fears and doubts bottled up and let others voice them for you.
and,
Brys Beddict:
You are Brys Beddict, the king's champion! you are loyal to your cause and are seemingly athletic. You think that your family are important but also have time to make friends. Because of your talents and your friends people are often inclined to envy you.
The tie breaker was between two questions, neither of which really apply to me so not sure who I would have gotten overall.
Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:
And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.
~TQB~
#32
Posted 05 May 2013 - 12:27 AM
Haha, of course EM got Hairlock 
I got Fear Sengar, surprise surprise.

I got Fear Sengar, surprise surprise.
... a nature generally described as happy-go-fuck-yourself.
#33
Posted 05 May 2013 - 04:24 AM
You Scored as Quick Ben
You are Quick Ben! The mysterious hoarder of souls, the high mage of the Malazan empire. You spend your whole life trying to hide away from those who would cause you problems but your incredibly strong willed and try to beat anyone at their own game! You have incredibly strong team work and display a strong showing of loyalty
You are Quick Ben! The mysterious hoarder of souls, the high mage of the Malazan empire. You spend your whole life trying to hide away from those who would cause you problems but your incredibly strong willed and try to beat anyone at their own game! You have incredibly strong team work and display a strong showing of loyalty

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#34
Posted 22 October 2013 - 12:40 AM
Seems pretty legit. The top ones I've always related to the most. I think the next one after Kalam was Rake, then Tehol both at 64%
Should be tons more characters. And more questions.
You Scored as Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
84% Brys Beddict
78% Kalam Mekhar
72%
Should be tons more characters. And more questions.
You Scored as Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
84% Brys Beddict
78% Kalam Mekhar
72%
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"I believe in our side and theirs, with the good and evil decided after the fact, by those who survive. Among men you seldom find the good with one standard and the shadow with another."
#35
Posted 22 October 2013 - 07:03 AM
Another 72% Cotillion reporting for duty!
Although, I had a tie with Quick Ben.

#36
Posted 22 October 2013 - 08:28 AM
Elzhi, on 22 October 2013 - 12:40 AM, said:
Seems pretty legit. The top ones I've always related to the most. I think the next one after Kalam was Rake, then Tehol both at 64%
Should be tons more characters. And more questions.
You Scored as Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
84% Brys Beddict
78% Kalam Mekhar
72%
Should be tons more characters. And more questions.
You Scored as Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
84% Brys Beddict
78% Kalam Mekhar
72%
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#37
Posted 22 October 2013 - 08:58 PM
You Scored as Cotillion/The Rope/DancerYou are Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer, the ex-leader of the talons. You're an unexpectedly caring character with huge abilities and are able to examine yourself critically. You do realise that sometimes regrettable things must be done to come to a solution.
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer - 81%
Quick Ben - 78%
Whiskeyjack - 78%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer - 81%
Quick Ben - 78%
Whiskeyjack - 78%
#38
Posted 22 October 2013 - 09:09 PM
I suck at quizzes, because I almost never give a 5 or 1 answer.
This one needed a tie-breaker. I'm also dissapointed that Toc wasn't an option.
You Scored as Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
You are Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer, the ex-leader of the talons. You're an unexpectedly caring character with huge abilities and are able to examine yourself critically. You do realise that sometimes regrettable things must be done to come to a solution.
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer 69%
Brys Beddict 69%
Fear Sengar 63%
Whiskeyjack 59%
Tehol Beddict 59%
Quick Ben 53%
Kruppe 50%
Anomander Rake 44%
Kalam Mekhar 44%
Ganoes Paran 38%
Empress Laseen 34%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas 34%
The Crippled God 31%
Hairlock 25%
This one needed a tie-breaker. I'm also dissapointed that Toc wasn't an option.
You Scored as Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
You are Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer, the ex-leader of the talons. You're an unexpectedly caring character with huge abilities and are able to examine yourself critically. You do realise that sometimes regrettable things must be done to come to a solution.
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer 69%
Brys Beddict 69%
Fear Sengar 63%
Whiskeyjack 59%
Tehol Beddict 59%
Quick Ben 53%
Kruppe 50%
Anomander Rake 44%
Kalam Mekhar 44%
Ganoes Paran 38%
Empress Laseen 34%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas 34%
The Crippled God 31%
Hairlock 25%
This post has been edited by Mentalist: 22 October 2013 - 09:09 PM
#39
Posted 29 October 2013 - 05:06 PM
You Scored as Quick Ben
You are Quick Ben! The mysterious hoarder of souls, the high mage of the Malazan empire. You spend your whole life trying to hide away from those who would cause you problems but your incredibly strong willed and try to beat anyone at their own game! You have incredibly strong team work and display a strong showing of loyalty
Quick Ben 81%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas 75%
Brys Beddict 72%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer 72%
Fear Sengar 69%
Ganoes Paran 66%
Whiskeyjack 66%
Tehol Beddict 63%
Kruppe 59%
Kalam Mekhar 59%
Anomander Rake 53%
Hairlock 53%
Empress Laseen 53%
The Crippled God 44%
wot no Orfantal?
You are Quick Ben! The mysterious hoarder of souls, the high mage of the Malazan empire. You spend your whole life trying to hide away from those who would cause you problems but your incredibly strong willed and try to beat anyone at their own game! You have incredibly strong team work and display a strong showing of loyalty
Quick Ben 81%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas 75%
Brys Beddict 72%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer 72%
Fear Sengar 69%
Ganoes Paran 66%
Whiskeyjack 66%
Tehol Beddict 63%
Kruppe 59%
Kalam Mekhar 59%
Anomander Rake 53%
Hairlock 53%
Empress Laseen 53%
The Crippled God 44%
wot no Orfantal?
#40
Posted 29 October 2013 - 06:22 PM
You Scored as Anomander Rake
You are Anomander Rake, the lord of darkness. mother dark's own child. You somewhat enjoy solitude but when you are among people you command respect and have a powerful presense. You are not likely to be swayed in arguments and believe what you think to be right.
Anomander Rake 75%
Ganoes Paran 72%
Quick Ben, Cotillion, Kalam 59 %
You are Anomander Rake, the lord of darkness. mother dark's own child. You somewhat enjoy solitude but when you are among people you command respect and have a powerful presense. You are not likely to be swayed in arguments and believe what you think to be right.
Anomander Rake 75%
Ganoes Paran 72%
Quick Ben, Cotillion, Kalam 59 %