My Fortune says:
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Now... Am I twisted for immediately assuming that means someone is dead and either buried or dumped in water and is soon to be found having written me into their Will with an extensive amount of money being placed into my care??
I mean... C'mon - I can't be the only one who thought that.
Regardless, maybe you can post some of your own favorites (usually if you remember any of them it's for a funny or otherwise good reason).
Now... time to finish the cookie.