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Ralph fiennes. Tayschrenn
Kalam. Idris Elba
Gesler. Gerard butler
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Posted 29 January 2013 - 07:25 PM
Tayschrenn should be a balder Ron Glass.
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For some reason, I always picture Gesler as a golden-skinned, more muscular Cee Lo Green. Weird, probably.
Seconding worrywart's approval on the other two.
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For some reason, I always picture Gesler as a golden-skinned, more muscular Cee Lo Green. Weird, probably.
Seconding worrywart's approval on the other two.
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Posted 09 April 2013 - 06:24 AM
Ulysses, on 23 March 2013 - 07:20 PM, said:
Whiskey Jack-Ray Winestone
Fiddler-angus macfadyen
Quick Ben: idris elba
Dujek:James Cosmo
Tatersail:Sophie marcell
Kalam: the rock
Fiddler-angus macfadyen
Quick Ben: idris elba
Dujek:James Cosmo
Tatersail:Sophie marcell
Kalam: the rock
Tatersail:Sophie marcell ? Sophie Marceau maybe? It is true she get some extra kg since 'La boum'
The rock is a bit too much heavy weight for Kalam (he would fit well as a cousin of said Kalam, or as a sergeant major in Malaz). Stratam would be perfect , flexible, muscular but not heavy weight, fast, able to move as a dancer.
I do have problem to picture Fiddler (even after re read 3 times the whole saga), I do feel him to ... basicaly normal, you know the kind of people you never real notice. For the sake of nostalgia, I would propose someone I have been honored to serve with : Corporal Chavaroux. The guy of guy you never notice, untill shit hit the fan and the mosquito size 12.7mm (that is nostalgia)
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Posted 09 April 2013 - 08:51 AM
How about Paddy Considine for Fiddler? Someone's probably already suggested that some time over the past decade, but I think he's a good choice. And I'm fairly certain Damian Lewis has been bandied about as a good choice too (Considine might make a better Hedge now that I think of it, if that was a pairing).
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Posted 09 April 2013 - 01:51 PM
All your recs are too pretty. How about some love for the uglier redheads, since Fiddler is "pockmarked" and presumably not much to look at?
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Posted 09 April 2013 - 02:00 PM
Whiskeyjack - Russell Crowe
Fiddler - Tony Curran
Quick Ben - Lance Reddick
Kalam - Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
Fiddler - Tony Curran
Quick Ben - Lance Reddick
Kalam - Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
Tatts early in SH game: Hmm, so if I'm liberal I should have voted Nein to make sure I'm president? I'm not that selfish
Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. **** with my Government, and i'll **** with yours
Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. **** with my Government, and i'll **** with yours
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Posted 09 April 2013 - 03:27 PM
I know its long, but I made a cast list for this for when my time machine gets fixed and I make this movie in the 80's.
Onearm's Host
Tattersail, Cadre Sorceress, 2nd Army, a reader of the Deck of Dragons
Bernadette Peters
Hairlock, Cadre Mage, 2nd Army, an unpleasant rival of Tayschrenn
Pee Wee Herman
Calot, Cadre Mage, 2nd Army, Tattersail's lover
Peter Scolari
Toc the Younger, scout, 2nd Army, a Claw agent badly scarred at the Siege of Pale
Andrew McCarthy
The Bridgeburners
Sergeant Whiskeyjack, 9th Squad, past commander of the 2nd Army
Brian Dennehy
Corporal Kalam, 9th Squad, an ex-Claw from Seven Cities
Jim Brown
Quick Ben, 9th Squad, a Seven Cities Mage
Eddie Murphy
Sorry, 9th Squad, a deadly killer in the guise of a young girl
Wynona Rider
Hedge, 9th Squad, a sapper
John Ratzenberger
Fiddler, 9th Squad, a sapper
Chuck Norris
Trotts, 9th Squad, a Barghast warrior
Bolo Yeung
Mallet, 9th Squad, the squad healer
Bob Hoskins
Sergeant Antsy, 7th Squad
Jeffrey Jones
Picker, 7th Squad
Sigourney Weaver
The Imperial Command
Ganoes Stabro Paran, a noble-born officer in the Malazan Empire
Harry Hamlin
Dujek Onearm, High Fist, Malazan Armies, Genabackis Campaign
Burgess Meredith
Tayschrenn, High Mage to the Empress
Robert Townsend
Bellurdan, High Mage to the Empress
Arnold Schwartzeneggar
Nightchill, High Sorceress to the Empire
Grace Jones
A'Karonys, High Mage to the Empress
George Wendt
Lorn, Adjunct to the Empress
Debra Winger
Topper, Commander of the Claw
Taimak
Empress Laseen, Ruler of the Malazan Empire
Cynthia Rothrock
House Paran (Unta)
Tavore, Ganoes' sister (middle-child)
Jamie Lee Curtis
Felisin, Ganoes' younger sister
Bridget Fonda
Gamet, House Guard and veteran
Conrad Bain
In The Emperor's Time
Emperor Kellanved, the founder of the Empire, assassinated by Laseen
Bill Cosby
Dancer, the Emperor's chief adviser, assassinated by Laseen
Michael Dudikoff
Surly, Laseen's old name when Commander of the Claw
Cynthia Rothrock
Dassem Ultor, the First Sword of Empire, killed outside Y'Ghatan, Seven Cities
Carl Weathers
Toc (the Elder), disappeared in Laseen's purges of the Old Guard
Ted Knight
In Darujhistan
The Phoenix Inn Regulars
Kruppe, a man of false modesty
Alf
Crokus Younghand, a young thief
Cory Feldman
Rallick Nom, an assassin in the Guild
Marc Singer
Murillio, a courtier
Richard Gere
Coll, a drunk
Mr. Belvedere
Meese, a regular
Kathy Bates
Irilta, a regular
Kirstie Alley
Scurve, the barman
Micholas Colasanto
Sulty, a serving woman
Rhea Perlman
Chert, an unlucky bully
Thomas F. Wilson
The T'orrud Cabal
Baruk, a High Alchemist
George Gaynes
Derudan, a Witch of Tennes
Anne Ramsey
Mammot, a High Priest of D'riss and eminent scholar, uncle to Crokus
Gordon Jump
Travale, a pious soldier of the cabal
Robert Davi
Tholis, a High Mage
Bruce McGill
Parald, a High Mage
Curtis Armstrong
The Council
Turban Orr, a powerful councilman Simtal's lover
Dan Hedaya
Lim, an ally of Turban Orr
Michael Gross
Simtal, Lady of Simtal Estate
Susan Lucci
Estraysian D'Arle, a rival of Turban Orr
Max Wright
Challice D'Arle, his daughter
Jennifer Jason Leigh
The Guild of Assassins
Vorcan, Mistress of the Guild (also known as the Master of Assassins)
Sandahl Bergman
Ocelot, Rallick Nom's Clan Leader
Vernon Wells
Talo Krafar, an assassin of Jurrig Denatte's Clan
Sonny Landham
Krute of Talient, agent of the Guild
Chrisstopher Lambert
Also in the City
The Eel, a rumored master-spy
Gordon Shumway
Circle Breaker, an agent of the Eel
Dick Miller
Vildron, a city guard
Judge Reinhold
Captain Stillis, Captain of the Guard, Simtal Estate
Warren Oates
Further Players
The Tiste Andii
Anomander Rake, Lord of Moon's Spawn, Son of Darkness, Knight of Darkness
Sho'nuff!
Serrat, second-in-command to Rake
Jenette Goldstein
Korlat, a night-hunter and blood-kin to Serrat
Rae Dawn Chong
Orfantal, a night-hunter
Malcolm Jamal Warner
Horult, a night-hunter
Carl Anthony Payne II
The T'lan Imass
Logros, Commander of the T'lan Imass Clans serving the Malazan Empire
Peter Mayhew
Onos T'oolan, a clanless warrior
Kevin Peter Hall
Pran Chole, a Bonecaster (shaman) of the Kron T'lan Imass
Harry Dean Stanton
Kig Aven, a Clan Leader
Does it really matter? Let's say, I don't know, uh…Micheal Berryman
Others
Crone, a Great Raven and servant to Anomander Rake
Rhea Perlman in a dual role
Silanah, an Eleint and companion to Anomander Rake
Raest, a Jaghut Tyrant
Frank Oz doing Chamberlain from Dark Crystal
K'rul, and Elder God, the Maker of Paths
Crispin Glover
Caladan Brood, the warlord, opposing the Malazan armies in the North Campaign
Richard Moll
Kallor, Brood's second in command
Norman Snow
Prince K'azz D'Avore, Commander of the Crimson Guard
Tom Baker
Jorrick Sharplance, a Crimson Guard Officer
Peter Davison
Cowl, a High Mage in the Crimson Guard
Chris Barrie
Corporal Blues, Sixth Blade of the Crimson Guard
Craig Charles
Fingers, Sixth Blade of the Crimson Guard
Danny John Jules
The Hound Baran, a Hound of Shadow
Rick Mahorn
The Hound Blind, a Hound of Shadow
Dennis Rodman
The Hound Gear, a Hound of Shadow
Joe Dumars
The Hound Rood, a Hound of Shadow
Chuck Daly
The Hound Shan, a Hound of Shadow
Isaiah Thomas
The Hound Doan, a Hound of Shadow
Bill Laimbeer
The Hound Ganrod, a Hound of Shadow
Adrian Dantly
Shadowthrone/Ammanas, Ruler of the Warren of Shadow
Bill Cosby
The Rope/Cotillion, Companion of Shadowthrone and Patron of Assasins
Michael Dudikoff
Icarium, Builder of the Wheel of Ages in Darujihistan
Rick Hill
Mappo, Icarium's companion
Ken Marshall
The Pannion Seer, a Prophet Tyrant ruling the Pannion Domin
Vincent Schiavelli
Onearm's Host
Tattersail, Cadre Sorceress, 2nd Army, a reader of the Deck of Dragons
Bernadette Peters
Hairlock, Cadre Mage, 2nd Army, an unpleasant rival of Tayschrenn
Pee Wee Herman
Calot, Cadre Mage, 2nd Army, Tattersail's lover
Peter Scolari
Toc the Younger, scout, 2nd Army, a Claw agent badly scarred at the Siege of Pale
Andrew McCarthy
The Bridgeburners
Sergeant Whiskeyjack, 9th Squad, past commander of the 2nd Army
Brian Dennehy
Corporal Kalam, 9th Squad, an ex-Claw from Seven Cities
Jim Brown
Quick Ben, 9th Squad, a Seven Cities Mage
Eddie Murphy
Sorry, 9th Squad, a deadly killer in the guise of a young girl
Wynona Rider
Hedge, 9th Squad, a sapper
John Ratzenberger
Fiddler, 9th Squad, a sapper
Chuck Norris
Trotts, 9th Squad, a Barghast warrior
Bolo Yeung
Mallet, 9th Squad, the squad healer
Bob Hoskins
Sergeant Antsy, 7th Squad
Jeffrey Jones
Picker, 7th Squad
Sigourney Weaver
The Imperial Command
Ganoes Stabro Paran, a noble-born officer in the Malazan Empire
Harry Hamlin
Dujek Onearm, High Fist, Malazan Armies, Genabackis Campaign
Burgess Meredith
Tayschrenn, High Mage to the Empress
Robert Townsend
Bellurdan, High Mage to the Empress
Arnold Schwartzeneggar
Nightchill, High Sorceress to the Empire
Grace Jones
A'Karonys, High Mage to the Empress
George Wendt
Lorn, Adjunct to the Empress
Debra Winger
Topper, Commander of the Claw
Taimak
Empress Laseen, Ruler of the Malazan Empire
Cynthia Rothrock
House Paran (Unta)
Tavore, Ganoes' sister (middle-child)
Jamie Lee Curtis
Felisin, Ganoes' younger sister
Bridget Fonda
Gamet, House Guard and veteran
Conrad Bain
In The Emperor's Time
Emperor Kellanved, the founder of the Empire, assassinated by Laseen
Bill Cosby
Dancer, the Emperor's chief adviser, assassinated by Laseen
Michael Dudikoff
Surly, Laseen's old name when Commander of the Claw
Cynthia Rothrock
Dassem Ultor, the First Sword of Empire, killed outside Y'Ghatan, Seven Cities
Carl Weathers
Toc (the Elder), disappeared in Laseen's purges of the Old Guard
Ted Knight
In Darujhistan
The Phoenix Inn Regulars
Kruppe, a man of false modesty
Alf
Crokus Younghand, a young thief
Cory Feldman
Rallick Nom, an assassin in the Guild
Marc Singer
Murillio, a courtier
Richard Gere
Coll, a drunk
Mr. Belvedere
Meese, a regular
Kathy Bates
Irilta, a regular
Kirstie Alley
Scurve, the barman
Micholas Colasanto
Sulty, a serving woman
Rhea Perlman
Chert, an unlucky bully
Thomas F. Wilson
The T'orrud Cabal
Baruk, a High Alchemist
George Gaynes
Derudan, a Witch of Tennes
Anne Ramsey
Mammot, a High Priest of D'riss and eminent scholar, uncle to Crokus
Gordon Jump
Travale, a pious soldier of the cabal
Robert Davi
Tholis, a High Mage
Bruce McGill
Parald, a High Mage
Curtis Armstrong
The Council
Turban Orr, a powerful councilman Simtal's lover
Dan Hedaya
Lim, an ally of Turban Orr
Michael Gross
Simtal, Lady of Simtal Estate
Susan Lucci
Estraysian D'Arle, a rival of Turban Orr
Max Wright
Challice D'Arle, his daughter
Jennifer Jason Leigh
The Guild of Assassins
Vorcan, Mistress of the Guild (also known as the Master of Assassins)
Sandahl Bergman
Ocelot, Rallick Nom's Clan Leader
Vernon Wells
Talo Krafar, an assassin of Jurrig Denatte's Clan
Sonny Landham
Krute of Talient, agent of the Guild
Chrisstopher Lambert
Also in the City
The Eel, a rumored master-spy
Gordon Shumway
Circle Breaker, an agent of the Eel
Dick Miller
Vildron, a city guard
Judge Reinhold
Captain Stillis, Captain of the Guard, Simtal Estate
Warren Oates
Further Players
The Tiste Andii
Anomander Rake, Lord of Moon's Spawn, Son of Darkness, Knight of Darkness
Sho'nuff!
Serrat, second-in-command to Rake
Jenette Goldstein
Korlat, a night-hunter and blood-kin to Serrat
Rae Dawn Chong
Orfantal, a night-hunter
Malcolm Jamal Warner
Horult, a night-hunter
Carl Anthony Payne II
The T'lan Imass
Logros, Commander of the T'lan Imass Clans serving the Malazan Empire
Peter Mayhew
Onos T'oolan, a clanless warrior
Kevin Peter Hall
Pran Chole, a Bonecaster (shaman) of the Kron T'lan Imass
Harry Dean Stanton
Kig Aven, a Clan Leader
Does it really matter? Let's say, I don't know, uh…Micheal Berryman
Others
Crone, a Great Raven and servant to Anomander Rake
Rhea Perlman in a dual role
Silanah, an Eleint and companion to Anomander Rake
Raest, a Jaghut Tyrant
Frank Oz doing Chamberlain from Dark Crystal
K'rul, and Elder God, the Maker of Paths
Crispin Glover
Caladan Brood, the warlord, opposing the Malazan armies in the North Campaign
Richard Moll
Kallor, Brood's second in command
Norman Snow
Prince K'azz D'Avore, Commander of the Crimson Guard
Tom Baker
Jorrick Sharplance, a Crimson Guard Officer
Peter Davison
Cowl, a High Mage in the Crimson Guard
Chris Barrie
Corporal Blues, Sixth Blade of the Crimson Guard
Craig Charles
Fingers, Sixth Blade of the Crimson Guard
Danny John Jules
The Hound Baran, a Hound of Shadow
Rick Mahorn
The Hound Blind, a Hound of Shadow
Dennis Rodman
The Hound Gear, a Hound of Shadow
Joe Dumars
The Hound Rood, a Hound of Shadow
Chuck Daly
The Hound Shan, a Hound of Shadow
Isaiah Thomas
The Hound Doan, a Hound of Shadow
Bill Laimbeer
The Hound Ganrod, a Hound of Shadow
Adrian Dantly
Shadowthrone/Ammanas, Ruler of the Warren of Shadow
Bill Cosby
The Rope/Cotillion, Companion of Shadowthrone and Patron of Assasins
Michael Dudikoff
Icarium, Builder of the Wheel of Ages in Darujihistan
Rick Hill
Mappo, Icarium's companion
Ken Marshall
The Pannion Seer, a Prophet Tyrant ruling the Pannion Domin
Vincent Schiavelli
This post has been edited by Spoilsport Stonny: 09 April 2013 - 03:28 PM
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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Posted 27 May 2013 - 03:24 AM
I like Adewale Akkinuoye-Agbaje for Kallam, even if I do know a dude that looks just like him. I also like Noel Clarke for Quick Ben, Colin Salmon for Tayschrenn, Nora-Jane Noone for Laseen, Omid Djalili for Kruppe, John Rhys-Davies for Baruk, Rafi Gavron for Crokus, Sam Claflin for Ganoes, Don Warrington for Shadowthrone and McKenzie Crook for Fiddler. The rest I haven't figured out yet.
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